Short story number 26 - In which past reminiscences leave Thorin a changed character and the company baffled. Can Kíli succeed in returning their king to his normal self?

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

"His first attempt at seduction, Thorin thought as nimble fingers weaved through his chest hair, and it is working..." Warning: Contains Incest

Azog discovers that he actually feels sorry, nay protective of Fili and Kili and warns them that there are worse things than a pale orc who wants them dead.

There's only one person who gets to touch Thorin's hair...and that's whoever you decide. A story about a sexy young Thorin told from 2nd POV.

Modern!AU, Durincest. After five years, Fili finally returns home.

With the loss of her daughter, Carol finds herself questioning her role in the group, her identity, and her unique connection with Daryl. Daryl just wishes things were simpler. Picks up right after "Beside the Dying Fire." Caryl, M.

Dwarf courtships take a long time. Fili knows from a young age that his One is his brother and can't wait to start courting him. He's forced to tortuously wait until Kili's of age though. It's worth it. Along the way, Fili helps Bilbo begin his own courting.

Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.

Fili and Kili enjoying laying in bed after a night of fun.

Thorin receives some late-night visitors, and makes some unexpected discoveries. Movieverse, AU. No slash.

The journey from Ered Luin to the Shire may not be an epic quest, but for two Dwarves who have yet to see battle, it will be quite the trial. Hidden catacombs, suspicious monsters and irritating rocks await Fíli and Kíli in their first exploration of the outside world.

"What good would seducing me do to you, Kíli?" Thorin questioned.

Thorin tries to sleep alone. some people disagree.

Beorn decides to ask Thorin if he can keep Bilbo as a pet. It is a good thing that Gandalf is nearby. Good for Beorn, I mean. Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.

Oneshot of the sons of Durin being bored in Rivendell. Kili objects to green vegetables almost as much as Lindir objects to Dwarven music.

Fíli had hair the colour of gold and dwarves were a race prone to suffer from gold lust. A 5 1 story of how Fíli was merely a scratch for an itch and the one time someone wanted Fíli for who he is. Mostly movie!verse, rated M for adult situations.

Fili manifested the Aching much younger than other dwarves his generation did. The first time he felt it, it had only been a strange itching at his chest and he had paid it no heed, returning to his studies while Kili lounged next to him, bored.

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Kili is in danger and his brother tries to rush forward to save him but he's held back by the others on Thorin's orders WARNING: Incest

Prequel to 'Of Iglishmêk and Carpentry'. Thorin is, for some unfathomable reason, left in charge of young Fíli and Kíli for a week, and ends up learning almost as much as he teaches. And Ori is of no help whatsoever.

Thirteen individual views on their relationship.

The Company has a few financial difficulties. Kili finds a solution, Bofur finds the love of his life (maybe), Fili finds out about toy-making, and Nori finds an escape route.

Loyalty, honour, a willing heart, he'd told Balin. It was clear to Thorin that his nephews had enough of the former for the whole company. (a.k.a. Kili is an idiot and Fili is an idiot and Thorin despairs of the Line of Durin ever surviving)

(Gen) 'You hair is a mess. Just let me fix it for you,' Fili says. 'You look ridiculous.'

Bilbo walks in on Fili and Kili who are having a very informative conversation.

"I meant no offence," said Bilbo Baggins, burglar and now disturber of the peace.

"With the blankets pulled up over their heads to muffle the howl of snow, they breathe each other's breath until Fili trusts his voice enough to speak." Kili is lost in a snowstorm; Fili saves him. Durincest, h/c, medical accuracy because I am a geek.

Bilbo learns a very important lesson: never trust two young dwarves that have 'mischief' written all over their faces...

Kink Meme Fill: The party is set upon by an orc ambush. OP wanted strangling and rescue. Features gratuitous Kíli peril and badass Fíli. Slight h/c.

In which Fili and Kili act like children, assert their independence, talk about serious things and just will NOT go to sleep. From tomorrow morning, whether they like it or not, Thorin is going to be their King and not their Uncle, but does Thorin have other ideas? Bit fluffy. Okay, more than a bit fluffy. COMPLETE

Bilbo discovers that he is a curious hobbit after all. It's not his fault that dwarves have a secret language and that Fili and Kili use it all the time. In his defense, he didn't know it would be something so private.

Honestly, how do you miss a group of trolls stroll on by and take a couple of horses?

Murphy is always quiet. Which is why, every single time Connor touches him, coaxes soft breathy moans out of his brother's kisses-swollen lips; Connor treasures the moment more than the whole world itself. Connor/Murphy.

So he'd finally "earned his place" in the group? Maybe he didn't want it. Wasn't no place for a Dixon, anyway. Oneshot.

Some of these are Flandus, some are BDS, some of them are part of the Nua Aimsiu verse that can be found on my profile. Connor/Murphy, Sean/Norman PG13 - NC17

Everything in Connor's life has always been about Murphy.