So Listen.

We've known each other for a while, Internet. And here's the deal: This relationship between me and you, its gonna start changing soon. I mean, the stories I posted were few and far between, usually taking over a month to actually crank out a new piece of literature. And the big secret is that every chapter is written within two nights. I'm just a lazy fucker who's always busy. But here's the deal: School's out.

Schooooool's out.

So that means, They'll be a shitload of content uploaded for the next few months, and its going to be fantastic. The one Ben 10 story I have is extremely popular, which is strange to me, but who cares, right? People love it. And Behind Closed Doors, now that's a good story that was written because I didn't find much of the NaruTsunade fanfiction to my liking, and people apparently agree with me. BUT NOW. Now those stories will be updated! UPDATED REGULARLY! WITH PLENTY OF FANCY LANGUAGE AND SHIT AND EVERYONE WILL LOVEMETELLMEIMBEAUTIFUL! All because summer is here and its always going to be 3 AM to me. Mostly because that's when I'm at my laptop. In any case, there will be new content coming out all. The. Fucking. Time. So be prepared for that, and we'll all have a good time together.

Or hell, I might continue being lazy.

But hey, you guys should be excited, because, as my gift to you, to end the week on a good note, Behind Closed Doors chapter 3 should be coming out! Hoorah!

Or hell, it might not. Just have to play it by ear, I suppose.