Dear Person Who Is Visiting My Fanfiction Profile At The Moment And Is Reading This And Will Possibly Read One Of My Stories (Wink, Wink),

I love yew...

LoVe, KeNzIe c:

I can be kind of dumb sometimes... Like, as in all the time. So if you say something, you might have to repeat it with smaller words because I get confused easily. Don't judge me.

I've been told (MANY times) that I look like Rue from the Hunger Games (when my hair is curly) and I've also been told that I look like Zendaya from Shake It Up (when my hair is straight.)

I'm fifteen years old. I'm a Leo, born August 18th.

Oh, and feel free to follow me on Twitter :) @Kenzie_R5 Look me up on KenzieLeeMyers Look me up on Instagram too KenzieLeeMyers! And Tumblr Kenzie-Lee-Myers :D I'm probably forgetting some kind of site but whatever.

Um... and that's really all you need to know about me!

'Kay byyyyyye!

LoVe, KeNzIe

I'm just a tomboy who loves to write.

Problem?

My mommy told me that I'm SPESHUL c:

I'm possibly the most eccentric person you'll ever meet.

In.

Your.

Entire.

Life.

DEAL WITH IT.

Amazing Best Friends I've Acquired Through Fanfiction.Net:

The Emo Girl And The Wolf

xXLGBTXx (She used to be Ausllyfan01)

Princess-Girl12 (We're Also Writing A Collab Fanfiction Story So Keep An Eye Out For That! :D)

Bob from Bob's Burgers: Kill him! Shut up, Coochie.

Music is poetry with personality.-Ross Lynch

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything.-Plato

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.-Oscar Wilde

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.-Maya Angelou

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on

which it is impossible to be silent.-Victor Hugo

Music can change the world because it can change people.-Bono

Do you know our souls are composed of harmony?-Leonardo DaVinci

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music.-Carlos Santana

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.-Leopold Stokowski

He who sings scares away his woes.-Cervantes

Truly to sing, that is a different breath.-Rainer Maria Rilke

Everyday writing, let your imagination pour one drop at a time.-Kat

Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.-Benjamin Franklin

Most writers can write books faster than publishers can write checks.-Richard Curtis

There are two kinds of writers: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.-Brian Aldiss

Forget all the rules. Forget about being published. Write for yourself and celebrate writing.-Melinda Haynes

However great a man's natural talent may be, the art of writing cannot be learned all at once.-Jean Jacques Rousseau

Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self.-Cyril Connolly

A writer is working when he's staring out of the window.-Burton Rascoe

Nothing you write, if you hope to be any good, will ever come out as you first hoped.-Lillian Helman

If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.-Toni Morrison

To be clear is the first duty of a writer; to charm and to please are graces to be acquired later.-Brander Matthews

A Bunch Of "Copy-And-Paste" Stuff :)

If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

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NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

and I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up in the Attic

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One beating tonight.

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From of course Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

and My name is called

so I press myself

Against the cold wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m just so afraid now

and I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

'O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!'

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless,

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

If you laughed or plan to do this in the future, copy and paste this on your profile ;)

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly

dying She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re- post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

She paints a pretty picture,

But the story has a twist,

Her paintbrush is a razor,

And her canvas is her wrist.

She paints her pretty picture

In a color thats blood red

While using her sharp paintbrush

She ends up finally dead

Her pretty pictures fading,

Quite slowly on her arm,

The blood is not racing through her,

She can no longer do harm.

She painted her pretty picture,

But her picture had a twist.

You see her mind was her razor

And her heart was her wrist

Add This To Your Profile If You Aren't Against People Who Cut Themselves Or If You Try And Help People Like This On A Daily Basis