Mercutiohide bio
Author has written 7 stories for X-Files, StarTrek: The Next Generation, X-Men, Star Wars, Stargate: Atlantis, Smallville, and Avengers. A latter-day Don Quixote, retired at an early age to spend my time in writing, playing video games and generally goofing off. I've only included one story per fandom as a sample of my writing. I've written a good deal more, and in fandoms that this website doesn't care for. You can find some of those on my livejournal, and others on Ao3, Archive of Our Own. |
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It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
The Adventures of Aunt Darcy and Uncle Loki Loki, I Think This Is the by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Loki has been released to do "community service" on Earth under the supervision of the Avengers. AKA The Avengers and Loki decide to call a truce and sometimes even like each other. Pre-Some Do Battles. TW: Discussions of suicide and torture.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Why Naruto is not Allowed to Use Seals Ever by Pokere reviews
Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 300 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Witch of 221b Baker Street by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Joanna Watson was a woman of many secrets. For years she had hidden her true nature away after realizing that perhaps being a witch wasn't worth it. She thought she would forever be alone...until the day she met him. Sherlock Holmes, an eccentric genius who might have what it takes to see past the mask she created and see her true self. Fem Harry/Sherlock
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,529 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Sherlock H., Harry P.]
Harry Potter: Overboard Gryffindor by Rarsh reviews
A Harry that fits the description of the stereotypical Gryffindor, convinced he's a Heroic Fantasy novel hero and yet attempts to be cunning; poor Dumbledore doesn't know what hit him. ProfessionalHero!Harry, no bashings, background pairing only
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Sides by vardaquareien reviews
Darcy & Jane haggle over superheroes.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Darcy L. - Complete
Glorious Purr by PurpleMoon3 reviews
In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6508 - Favs: 13,480 - Follows: 5,328 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3897 - Favs: 16,895 - Follows: 7,108 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unexpected Events by zakairen reviews
Arriving back at Privet Drive for the summer after fifth year, Harry gets some shocking news. No more Dursleys? Independant!Harry and Dumbledore bashing. AU because HBP. No spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,224 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P.
Reasons Unknown by Perri Smith reviews
Trapped in a room with Smallville's most eligible billionaire -- dream come true, or total nightmare? Chloe/Lex non-ship
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Complete
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Darcy Lewis: God of War reviews
Asgard has botched things up, imprisoning and refusing to listen to the one person who knew about the danger facing the Nine Realms. When Gaia seeks a champion, she picks the most unlikely of people. But Darcy has a plan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Painting The Wolverine Red reviews
An adult Jubilee knows what she wants. But when it's Wolverine, who's going to win?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 12/2/1998 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Coffee Talk reviews
Clark/Lex. In which they talk, and make plans to see each other again.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
School for Scoundrels reviews
AU. Rodney is invited to go to a special boarding school for the gifted.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Rodney M. - Complete
Walk Softly And Carry A Big Lightsaber reviews
Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. What would a Jedi apprentice really do if he discovered he was in love with his master?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77,279 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2001 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Single White FBI Agent reviews
Scully looks for a roommate. My most popular X-Files story. Humor.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/1998 - D. Scully - Complete
Raison d'Q reviews
When Q discovers what his purpose is, can Picard help him live with it?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/1998 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
