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25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS

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1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5 - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10- Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11- Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14- I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15- Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18- One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
19- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21- The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23- This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24- Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
25- The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself

One-Liners for "One Of Those Days"

1. You! - Off my planet.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
22. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
23. Don't make me angry, The voices in my head don't like it when you make me angry.
24. Don't make me angry, I am running out of places to hide bodies.

Here are some quotes just because:

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Unknown

We cannot solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. Albert Einstein

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. Jame Dean

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine Aird

My Favorite Joss Whedon Quotes:

Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn’t suck.

My visions of the future are always pretty much standard issue. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and there are flying cars.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

Favorite Outer Limits Quotes: (Opening and Closing Narrations)

Season 1 Episode 18 - The Message: "There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard... until someone listens."

Season 2 Episode 8 - Straight and Narrow: "In our relentless pursuit of career and worldly possessions is it we who pay the highest price or is it...our children?"

Season 2 Episode 22 - The Sentence - "Crime and punishment... an age-old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to society's ills. But at what point does the punishment itself... become a crime?"

Season 4 Episode 2 - The Hunt "As machines grow more human, we must be wary that we do not become... less so."

Season 4 Episode 14 - To Tell The Truth "Mankind will be forever doomed to destruction, if we continue to ask for the truth but then... refuse to listen."

Season 4 Episode 26 - In Our Image - "If we teach our children by example, then we only have ourselves to blame for whom they become."

Season 5 Episode 4 - The Grell - "We denounce the bigotry of the past, secure in our own enlightenment. But if we were to encounter a race totally unlike our own... would we remain so pure of heart?"

Season 7 Episode 16 - Abduction - "In an ever more complex and dangerous world, vigilance and guidance is needed for those most vulnerable to its cruelties... our children."

Season 7 Episode 21 The Human Factor "We believe ourselves to be an essentially noble race. But would that same assessment be made from a truly objective view?"

Season 7 Episode 22 - Human Trials "It is said we are judged, not by our words, but by our deeds. And yet, how many of us are ready to stand up to such scrutiny?"