Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations... We've all heard Garrus say it. This is a short drabble of what he would really like to say...

Tanith Delano is a crew-member aboard the Normandy, along for the ride as they're given much needed shore leave after the defeat of the Collectors, celebrating their victory with beer, laughter, and ... a human fetishist convention? Lorik/OFC MassKinkFill

Fill for the kinkmeme: Shepard and Garrus pursue an enemy deep into a heavily wooded area, and wind up far from the shuttle. They find a way station to hole up in for the night, and their feelings for each other come to a head in spectacular fashion. One-shot lemony goodness, rated M for good reason.

Garrus learns why Shepard paints her face, and then he shows her the turian way.

Shepard knows Garrus has a thing for tiny waists... so she makes sure their first time is memorable.

Kaidan Alenko is a weak-willed, pathetic excuse for an Alliance soldier. He is xenophbic, despises turians, and is sickened by the thought of a human loving one. Well, now Commander Shepard is going to fix that...or is she? (Side-note, it's scary when the parody I write is less ridiculous than the stories I parody)

Young Shepard gets captured during her first assignment and in the base she meets Garrus Vakarian. She struggles to survive and he struggles to make the right choices. A very dark First Contact War AU.

When Shepard's suggestion that she and Garrus "blow off steam" doesn't turn out quite as she expected, she and our favorite turian embark on an emotional rollercoaster complete with confusion, angst, anger, and a "happy ending".

Shepard finally works up the courage to make a move on her gunnery officer. Only things don't play out as well as she hoped. That's okay… she thinks. Sometimes things just don't work out. But it seems like he might have said no for very crazy reason. Seriously, how can anybody think that? Set ME2 Garrus/F!Shepard Romance/Humor with M content.

Victus, Garrus and a moment between battles on Menae. Implied FemShep/Garrus

Post-ME3 Destroy end. Garrus cares for Shepard while she struggles with recovering from her injuries, and in the process discovers that it isn't just her body that needs healing.

Before the final mission to disarm the bomb on Tuchanka, Shepard and Tarquin Victus spend the night finding comfort in one another.

AU in which the First Contact war starts seventeen years later, and after lasting ten years it's ended with the peace negotiated by asari and salarians and a forced marriage of the two best soldiers from each military.

Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)

Spoilers for EC. Just a whole lot of sickeningly-sweet post-ending fluff.

Shepard and Garrus deal with the implications and consequences of fraternization. Angst with a healthy dose of schmoop and gunfire.

While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.

Hawke and Anders have finally confessed their true feelings, but something is holding him back. She won't stop until she gets all she needs from him. Rated M for the bedroom activities.

F!Shep and Garrus' first night together. Just before the Omega Four Replay. If you squint a little, this MIGHT be able to be seen as the first part of my Between the Scenes Fiction. All errors are mine...my beta is busy with my main story.

Kmeme Prompt-ME3 Dr. Michel, the Normandy's new resident doctor, happens to be the only one who isn't aware of Garrus' relationship with the Commanding Officer. Shepard doesn't take kindly to open attempts by other women to woo her man.

Two very different turians living together on a claustrophobic ship for a year. Something's gotta give.

Mass kink fill. Shepard finds Garrus' old C-Sec cuffs and decides to use them to her advantage and find out why Garrus has been avoiding her. M for smutty goodness.

Korrine Hawke answers Delilah Howe's urgent request to enter the Deep Roads to find her brother. When Korrine arrives, she finds that Nathaniel was not the only Ferelden Warden in the Deep Roads. Response to a Cheeky Monkeys challenge and k!meme request.

While the crew parties at Afterlife, Garrus has a little too much to drink and needs Shepard's help getting back to the ship. But when they get back, is Shepard really just going to pass up this opportunity? Masskink meme fill. M rating for lemony goodnes

Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.

After the Omega 4 Relay, Garrus realizes that maybe having a relationship with Shepard isn't such a good idea. Masskink meme fill. M for mild citrus.

Young academy sweethearts Garrus and Shepard have decided to take the next big step in their relationship. The only problem is neither of them have any experience, much less with an alien partner! Awkward mature content and fluff. AU.

this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.

A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.

Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

Alistair tries to come to terms with his Chantry upbringing, his heritage, and his future, while simultaneously falling in love and licking lampposts. It's harder than it sounds. And also more difficult.