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Joined 10-09-11, id: 3325022, Profile Updated: 08-21-12
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and NCIS.

The scar had not pained Harry in nineteen years. All was FANFICTION!

I'm a RavenPuff, with a bit of a sideline as a SlytherDor. In other words I am an equal opportunist and I try to be equal with my representation of all of the houses. I hope you understand that this may not always be possible, especially if I get round to publishing my longer stories currently in the works, but I try my hardest to be fair.

As you can see I am an uber Potterhead, and I adore all things Harry Potter. I love WRock and Starkid Musicals, but I am not as much of a fan of the movies as I am of the books.

I write in British English, though there may be American English words that creep in because they are now commonly used in teenage speak. I try to avoid it though because the books were set 2 decades ago. You will find a few references to chocolate because I am a chocoholic who lives not far from Cadbury Headquaters.

I hope you enjoy my work, and please review because it is like chocolate at Christmas!

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Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,080 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Harry Potter and the Right of Justice by justanothermuggle reviews
This story is a sequel to my first novel-length story, Harry Potter and the Death Eater's Quest. This story is co-written with ghostchicken, who edited DEQ. It's a post-Hogwarts story and we do our very best to stay true to known JKR canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 660,694 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning to Dance by amagicbeyond reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter The New Marauders by PotterFanSteve reviews
Continuing tthe Happily Ever After storyline, TNM follows Al, Lily, Rose, Nick, their friends, and family through the nine years after the DH epilogue, through their years at Hogwarts, and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 143 - Words: 1,390,144 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Harry Potter Happily Ever After by PotterFanSteve reviews
HEA follows Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and their family and friends from the day after the war through to the Deathly Hallows Epilogue. The New Marauders picks up this story from the end of HEA, and continues the storyline with their kids and friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 287,402 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 213 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9651 - Favs: 25,944 - Follows: 10,422 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fourth Estate by OliveOilMed reviews
After The Quibbler is banned from the school, a group of Ravenclaws answer by publishing their own secret newspaper, The Fourth Estate and they scatter copies all about the school. If any of them are caught, the worst wrath possible will fall on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The Process and the Prank by justanothermuggle reviews
The Weasleys which includes Harry and Hermione are planning a surprise birthday party for their friend and Minister for Magic Kingsley. Harry's come up with a brilliant prank to get the party off with a blast. This story is co-written with ghostchick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Death Eater's Quest by justanothermuggle reviews
Picking up the story as the trio leaves the Headmaster's office. The war is won but evil isn't dead. Follows the year after DH. H/G, R/Hr. Follow JKR canon. Beta: ghostchicken Disclaimer: It's JKRs yard, and I'm only here to play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 293,650 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their second year, and unfortunately for them their habit of attracting trouble came along for the ride as well. Sequel to Surviving the Weasley Twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the OFSTED inspection by Ravenclaw's Graduate reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry is faced with an evil greater than any he has seen before, an evil so huge that all wizards, whatever their loyalties, must band together to survive it... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Complete
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Mudblood reviews
It's been 9 years since the battle of Hogwarts. Old prejudices are still rife at Hogwarts on both sides and post-Voldemort magical Britain is on the verge of collapse if nothing is done. This is the story of one girl wanting to change things for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 5/19/2012 - OC - Complete
Just A Muggle Girl reviews
September 1997: The Death Eaters are in control over the magical world. Every building, every file, all at their disposal. When the ministry fell the Death Eaters were instructed to destroy a file. Just one. The file was lost forever, and the post war government have spent the past 17 years trying to solve it. The contents of that file? The name of every muggleborn child under 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
Dulce et Decorum Est reviews
It is a terrible thing when they tell children that they should die for their country, but there is no greater tragedy than forcing them to see such horrors and then letting them live with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
Remnants reviews
Because, things like that, you never truly get over them. They change you. Never again will you be who you once were. Because Somalia changed her.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Ziva D. - Complete
One Short reviews
Because if you love someone, you let them go. Tag, Aliyah
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
Old Friends reviews
There is a suprise for the team in MTAC. Set post 11x2, but because I haven't even watched series 10, I have no idea of context.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Place Where Nightmares are Made reviews
It haunted his dreams. No matter how much time had passed, it lingered at the back of his mind, never leaving him. The screams at night reminded him it would never really be over. So he had to see it for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Surrender reviews
Her father left her to die in a desert. The only thing she can see before her is pain. Pain and loneliness. And it breaks her.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Ziva D. - Complete
Of Children's Taunts and Academic Books reviews
Hermione can't see why everything felt so hard back then, because, really, it was nothing to complain about. It was nothing out-of-the-ordinary or challenging. It was life, and things were easier back then.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
No Longer the Ensign
Dennis takes us through one of his more unusual beliefs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dennis C.
Never Never Land reviews
Some children are born to grow old and wise, while others may never grow up at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
We Were Once So Many
It's astonishing how a photograph can bring back such pain, such loss, such agony. Memories can't stay buried forever, however hard you try. A simple photograph...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Neville L. - Complete
Swinging
When you have nothing to live for, why should you put up with it? Set sometime before the series begins, two young districtees realize there is a way out. WARNING: Pretty graphic. Not something for family reading.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Colours reviews
During the War the saying "never judge a book by its cover" has never been more true. Being a student in Hogwarts with Snape as headmaster is a dangerous job. You should never judge a person by the colour of their tie. Things are about to get ugly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Wrackspurts Really Do Exist
Luna tells various characters about wrackspurts, but will anyone believe her? ShortFic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
You Were There reviews
My tribute to the Harry Potter series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Caring
Prof. McGonagall has a chat with one of her 7th years about the point of friendship and those who we care about. Set October after the war. Reference to suicide.EDITED 11/3/11: Removed strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Minerva M., OC - Complete