Previously 'J.Eli.Ray' and 'L'arc-en-ciel et le papillion'

Name: Jordan
Country of Origin: United States of America (:
Age: 13
Grade: 7th
Fav. Subj: English/Math/French
Sports I play: Softball/Swimming/Basketball (:

So, not much to say. I'm an aspiring writer, with big dreams. (: I love Glee, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and am a Starkid. (You know the usual.)

I have a very unhealthy obsession with Chris Colfer. I know everything about him. I also have an obsession with Darren Criss. I swear I am sane though. (;

Shout out to my AMAZING, AWESOME, WONDERFUL, and a whole bunch of other FANTASTIC adjectives, Beta: SK1998 Also, my inspiration, and occasional beta: Violethillbeautiful.I love you both!!

You should all go and check out the girl I beta for if you haven't already! LookingforyouforeverXxXx

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jordizzle (it sounds better...)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Panther

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Hillside

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rayjosto

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Red Pepsi

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Princess

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Peach Stalker

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Red Beard. (xD)

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American Eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall. (YES)
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X you have been called a brat. (brother...)
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 8

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You've shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick

X Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps.

you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 7

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.- (streaks count)
X you dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes. (i think...)

Total: 7

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (worn glasses since i was one... not joking..sadly :(
you get straight A's. ( i wish)
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 8

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a sports team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number. (9)

Total: 9

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 7

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team. (I played baseball for 4 years...)
X Shopping is torture. (Depends...)
Sad movies suck.
X You own/ed an Xbox.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice. (On occasion...)
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport. (But you most definitely won't catch me doing it...)

You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance (Still am...)
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 1

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Glee characters:

1.Blaine Anderson

2. Mercedes Jones

3. Will Shuester (I can't spell his last name xD)

4. Kurt Hummel

5. Sam Evans

6. Noah Puckerman

7. Santana Lopez

8. Brittany Pierce

9. Jesse St. James

10. Tina Cohen-Chang

11. Mike Chang

12. Brad ( ;D )

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Puck/Mike, um, no.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

SKJAFHLKSJDFHLKJAHDGSLKFJGALKSJDF YES.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Brad got Brittany pregnant? He raped her...and Santana would kill him.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Jesse? No, not really.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple ?

Mercedes/Puck? Eh, maybe.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sam and Tina. Definitely.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Threesome (;

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Will was alone after his break up with Emma. Tina is just looking for someone to love her. After one night together, will everything change?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Yep. (: It's mostly friendship fluff tho...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Piano Man Can

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I've already done that one. (;

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Probably all of them.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Eh, maybe...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of...

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

No...

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't even know...

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

You're so Gay by Katy Perry

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning contains crack. Serious Crack.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I love your weave. (;

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday. (:

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Kurt in women's clothes.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

NO.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Um...

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Blaine and Jesse are in a happy relationship until Jesse runs off with Kurt. Blaine, heart broken has a one night stand with Mike, and a brief unhappy relationship with Mike, then follows the wise advise of Same and finds true love in Will.

Unhappy endings.

Um, no one. Except my Beta possibly. Um, Penny. Definitely Penny.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

It already is. BRITTANA FOREVER. (;