Hello, and welcome! My "name" is ShnieseAce. You can call me almost anything as long as I know that you're referring to me. I'm of the female gender. First of all, music is my life. Without music, I wouldn't be half of the person that I am today. Another main part of my life is my best friends/honorary siblings. I have no idea where I would be without these people, but I know that my life would be much harder to handle without them. Lastly, I really enjoy anything that can be remotely tied to the fantasy genre. Movies, books, anime; all are included in this. Thanks for stopping by, and please enjoy!

PLEASE NOTE: I have currently deleted my two main stories (Life After Death and Wait. You're Serious?). I have deleted Life After Death because of certain events in the manga making me lose my muse for it, and I have deleted Wait. You're Serious? because it seems that no matter how many times I rewrite it, I'm never happy with it. I will most likely put Wait. You're Serious? after I'm finally happy with it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Pein/Pain - Nagato
-I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
- My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[X] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5 ]

Konan
- Most of my friends are guys.
- Origami RULES!
- I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
- Your closest friend is a guy.
- I don't like having my photo taken.
- I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 1]

Itachi Uchiha
- My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
-Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
- I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
- My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
- Sharks are AWESOME!
- I like gore :3
- I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
- Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X]- Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
- I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2]

Sasori
- I look young for my age.
- Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
- I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
- My Grandma annoys me.
- I'm the smallest of my friends.
- Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 1]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X]- My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. (depends which group)
- I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 6]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
- My eyes are either green or hazel.
- I have had stitches.
- I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
- I am the oldest in my group of friends.
- My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

Hidan
- I have a cussing/swearing problem.
- I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
- I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
- I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
- I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.

- I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
- I LOVE the colour orange.
- I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 3]

Orochimaru
- I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
- Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
- People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]

I'm officially Deidara and I have no problem with that.

Your Guy Side (Bold What is True)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 15

So apparently I'm a guy. Interesting.

WHO DOES THE WORK??

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.