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 Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games. My name is Elsie! From District 12 Athena child Phangirl One of the rare people that ship Raoul and Christine (Oh I don't ship that. I freaking titanic that) AGE: Between the age of 10 and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Good luck on that. NAME: Elsie. OTHER INFO: Team Peeta, Extreme Know-It-All, Broadway obsessive, don't give a crap on what people think and I go to Hogwarts. I also hate Twilight and love The Office. FAVORITE PAIRINGS: GLEE: Brody/Rachel Quinn/Sam Santana/Brittney Kurt/Blaine Puck/Shelby Tina/Mike Emma/Will Artie/Sugar Marley/Jake Kitty/Ryder HUNGER GAMES: Katniss/Peeta Finnick/Annie Clove/Cato Johanna/Gale PAIRINGS I HATE: Peeta/Gale Katniss/Gale PJO: Percy/Annabeth Travis/Katie Lou Ellen/Connor Nico/Kate Great (haha love those stories) HARRY POTTER: Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny Neville/Luna Draco/poop Draco/Astoria Dobby/Winky Lupin/Tonks Rose/Scorpious!! PAIRINGS I HATE: Any slash (other than Dumbledore/anyone male or Quirrel/Volemort) ANY incest, Harry/Hermione Draco/Hermione Ginny/Draco Ron/Luna Fred/George THE OFFICE: Micheal/Holly Pam/Jim Andy/Erin Ryan/Kelly (haha) Dwight/Isabel Phyllis/Bob Vance Stanley/Crossword Puzzles :P I also think it would be funny if Dwight and Angela's baby grows up and fell in love with Pam and Jim's! OTP: RAOUL AND CHRISTINE (omg i ship it so hard it hurts) My favorite musicals: 1.Les Miserables and Wicked and Phantom of the Opera(tied) 2. 13 and A VERY POTTER MUSICAL AND A VERY POTTER SEQUAL and Evita 3. Pippin 4.Mary Poppins 5. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 6. MANY MANY MORE NICKNAMES: Hermione Granger Gahndi Rachel Berry Santana (I am the best at insults) Glinda Elphie (long story) Clove Pink Stegosaurus (another VERY long story!!) My hatred of Dramione story: There was a boy in my grade who was mean and popular. He went of his way EVERY day to call me a loser, tell me I have no friends and pretty much make my life miserable. IT SUCKED! So putting us together is the same thing as putting Draco and Hermione together! My Stories: Rules for Dating Ginny: That one is probably my most popular. I really enjoyed writing it and I hope you enjoy reading it! Summary: Fred and George pay a visit to lay down the law with Harry about dating Ginny... The Lost Hero Cast: This one is pretty funny! Another popular one guest starring Gred and Forge Weasley! Jason, Leo and Piper (plus others who keep sneaking up on them) decide who would play them in a movie! Letters to You, Yes You!: Way over done but ever so tempting! Summary: A funny collections of letters to fan fiction from HP and friends! Love and Life: My first romance fic! Summary: Just a bunch of cutsey-romance oneshots Everything's Alright Summary: Katniss and Peeta are engaged and Katniss has a nightmare. Peeta is there to confort her. Ideas: Maybe an HP Next Generation fiction, I don't know. I'm still working on it. A Peeta/Katniss fic I wrote dedicated to my friend Sarah! I might upload that! Les Hogwarts :P I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Harry or Ron? Both Hermione or Ginny? Both Neville or Seamus? Oh I love Seamus but you doubted Harry...and Neville's totally badass! Snape or Slughorn? Both! Fred or George? Both! Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?... Harry/Ginny Harmione is like putting together bro and sis you disgusting people! Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? ROMIONE! Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? NEITHER HARRY AND GINNY!!! Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? ROMIONE Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? BLACH NEITHER! Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? ROMIONE! LAVENDER SUCKS! I HATE HER MORE THAN VOLDEMORT OR BELLATRIX!...COMBINED! James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Oh sorry Snape luv ya but sooo James/Lily! Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? BUTTERBEER! I'm to young to drink! Zonko's or Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes? WEASLEY'S WIZARDING WHEEZES! Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? Both... Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? HOGWARTS YOU IDIOT! Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Both... Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Neither... only Malfoy I like is Scorpious! Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Wizzbees? Bertie Botts! Witch Weekly or Daily Prophet? The Quibbler Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Neither... Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? GRYFFINDOR!! Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? MY BLOOD IS RED AND GOLD! Gryffindor or Slytherin? See above Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor! Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Gryffindor Remus Lupin: It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers. Neville Longbottom: [discussing a battle strategy] Are you really giving us permission to do this? Gregory Goyle: [aiming at Hermione] Avada Kedavra! Luna Lovegood: Well, there's Rowena Ravenclaw's lost diadem. Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry? Minerva McGonagall: Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics. Hermione Granger: [Disguised as Belltrix Lestrange, addressing a Death Eater] Good morning! Professor Severus Snape: [to the Hogwart's students] If anyone here knows any knowledge of Mr. Potter's movements this evening, I invite them to step forward... now. Luna Lovegood: Harry, wait, I need to talk to you. Flitwick: You do realize we can't keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely. Ginny Weasley: [Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville have entered the Room of Requirement] Harry! Hermione Granger: We can't just stand here. Who's got an idea? Ron Weasley: [as they're rescuing Draco and Blaise] If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to KILL YOU! Harry Potter Survey! Yay! Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Who is your favorite HP character(s)? What house do you prefer to be in? But what house would you think you'll be in? Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker or commentator Who do you want to make friends with? If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Why would he/she be your best buddy? Which character in the book can you relate to? What pet would you get? Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. (If evolution was real...) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Screw fire and save matches!! Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing! Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons . . . Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I'm not random . . . I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!" Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper. I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my soda! "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a Harry/Ginny, and/or Ron/Hermione shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your profile. If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile! If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you make random Harry Potter references to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile. If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile. If you’re a proud member of Dumbledore’s Army copy and paste this into your profile If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile. Copy and paste this if you are a proud member of S.P.E.W!! Copy and paste this if you are not afraid to say Merry Christmas! Copy and past this if Jesus Christ is your Savior and Lord!! Copy and paste if you are a Gryffindor! I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is just a river in Egypt! Copy and paste if you hate Dramione and are TOTALLY Romione like everyone with a BRAIN is!! Dramione sucks you idiots! Copy and paste if you want a bunch of copy and paste things in your profile!!! Things you think people would know: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought?...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what? on the moon?) On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly" | |||||||
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