(A/N-) I woke up one morning with Tik Tok stuck in my head. I started reading PJO, and the idea came to me.


Wake up in the mornin' feeling like P. Jackson

Grab my sword, I'm out the door, I'm gonna pound something

Before I leave put on my tee that says, 'Camp Half-Blood'

'Cause when we hang in Long Isle we gonna have some fun

I'm talking about beads around our necks, necks

Mr.D thinks he's the best, best

Maybe I'll get a quest, quest?

Luke's got a nasty scar, scar

Apollo's got an awesome car, car

See, we're not normal by faaarrrrrr…

Don't stop! Did you hear a 'pop'?

Hermes' kids blew something up!

Tonight gonna fight!

Pwn at CTF, alright!

Tik Tok

Half-bloods rock!

And we never gonna stop like, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Holy cow, don't look now another

Monster just went down

Oh great,

Can't it wait?

We've got summer to celebrate

But never fear Clarisse is here

And she's got her electric spear!

UH-OH! UH-OH! UH-OH! UH-OH!

Don't got a care in the world

But got plenty of friends

Ain't got no drachma

In my pocket, but the fun never ends

And now Will is shootin' hoops

'Cause he thinks that we'll follow,

But we throw him in the lake unless he looks like Apollo

I'm talkin' 'bout Grover plays pipes with ease, ease

Thalia became a tree, tree

ANNABETH HEARTS PERCY!

Now, now, we hangin' at the big, big house

Until Chiron kicks us out, out

Chiron kicks us out, out

Chiron kicks OUT!

Don't stop did you hear a 'pop'?

Hermes' kids blew something up

Tonight gonna fight,

Pwn at CTF alright

Tik Tok half-bloods rock!

And we never gonna stop like, oh, oh, oh,oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

DJ…we build it up,

Kronos breaks it down

He's no match for us yeah you got me?

With my sword up,

Put your sword up,

Put your sword UP! Up, up, up, up.

Now, the party don't start til' the gods walk in…

Don't stop!

Did you hear a 'pop'?

Hermes' kids blew something up

Tonight gonna fight!

Pwn at CTF alright!

Tik Tok half-bloods rock!

And we never gonna stop like, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Holy cow don't look now,

Another monster just went down

Oh, great

Can't it wait?

We've got summer to celebrate!

But never fear,

Clarisse is here,

And she's got her electric spear!

UH-OH! UH-OH! UH-OH! UH-OH!


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