Zim knows the importance of birthday's - their emotional value, and all that sticky nonsense. And he loves to impress - but when a gift for Dib turns into a hasty, desperate attempt to please his Tallest's, breaking their truce and putting them both in mortal danger, Dib begins to wonder if he understood their truce at all - and what else he might be missing.

2D had been terribly skeptical at first; terrified and expecting to die might have been a better wording for it. But Murdoc had shown him there were ways to do it without going too far; without changing, without becoming ill, and most importantly, without dying. It wasn't as if 2D didn't find himself often making life-threatening choices to begin with. (vampire muds 2doc)

'You're always gonna wanna take over earth.' Well that wasn't entirely true; Zim was becoming bored by that idea, had in fact, not thought of it very closely in a while. But really, what bothered him most about a statement like that was the other side of it; 'I'm not always gonna wanna stop you.' The idea makes him angry, light headed. Sick. (zadr/angst/unrequited crushes)

"It's completely unfair you're this angry with me," Dib snapped. "Of course Zim is angry with you, I told you to be careful-" "This is a war, Zim, what do you expect-" "For you to listen to me, earth filth!" Zim's voice rose quickly as his fist slammed onto the table. ((a/n resisty au zadr))

Zim looked pointedly away, and Dib did, too. The alien scowled. "Why do you look at me like that all the time? All…. Sticky and warm-like? It's stupid. Quit doing it." (ZaDr)

Determined to prove himself as an Invader worthy of his Tallest's attention, Zim steals a secret mission from one of his fellow Invaders... To escort a young Irken named Dib, assistant to Head Scientist Membrane, to planet Devastis in the wake of trouble with the Resisty. As the two make their way to Devastis, secrets both Irken's are keeping begin catching up to them.

An ancient Irken ritual in which the Tallest in question must cut off their thumb to prove they can rule without it. In which Purple is too squeamish to try it himself, and Red is too impatient to wait to rule any longer. (RaPr, smut)

Dib convinces Zim to join him to a party thrown by another hi-skool student, and the two are roped into a bad game of Spin the Bottle. Being crammed in a small closet with Zim is about as annoying and upsetting as Dib might've anticipated... And he's had so much on his mind lately in regards to the stupid alien. (zadr/fluff)

Kaworu see's Shinji for the first time on a train ride. He is nearly 20. So Shinji must be 19... And he's missed him, so, so much.

A drunk night spent in 2D's dressing room gets quickly out of hand, and for once, Stu isn't regretting it. - Highly nsfw, trans!2D headcanon

"Humans use vices to try and forget," Ryo tells him. "That is their habit. Learn from it." - very nsfw, very explicit ryo/akira from the Crybaby-verse