Name: Percy

Age: You wish.

Location: Currently? NY, Stark Tower.

If I was a Norse God: I'd be Loki. I can see this, frankly, because I'm a great actor, and pranker.

If I was an Avenger: I'd be a mix of Hawkeye and Bruce Banner- Basically, I look and think like Bruce, have a bad temper, and love archery.

If I was a character from the Avengers(including SHIELD and Villains): I'd be Loki- again. For this one it's more our mannerisms.

If I was an egyptian goddess: I'd be Neith, the Hunting Goddess.

If I was in Hogwarts: I'd be a Gryffindor, my boyfriend would be George Weasley(or Harry, but he's my cousin) and my best friend would be Ginny Weasley.

FAVORITE QUOTES:

Thor: Where is the Tesseract?

Loki: Oh-ho, I missed you too.

(Cue me grinning idiotically and thinking "I love you, Loki!")

Thor: You listen well brother...*gets knocked off cliff by Iron Man*

Loki: I'm Listening?

Tony: Uh, Shakespeare in the Park? Doth your Mother Knoweth you weareth her drapes?

Loki: Ooh. It burns you to have come so close, to have the Tesseract, to have power- unlimited power, and for what? A warm light for all mankind to share? And then to be reminded what real power is.

Fury: Well, let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or something.

Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.

Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand-

Rogers: I do! I- I understood that reference.

Rogers: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightening?

Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.

(From STAR WARS)

Ackbar: It's a Trap!

(From LOTR)

Boromir: They have a cave troll.

Legolas: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the
3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy and paste this on your profile

97% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the
3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU GIRLY FREAK!!"
then copy and paste this on your profile.

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor...

Excuse my British spelling, please, and don't say its incorrect. For instance, I say 'colour' not 'color' and 'grey' not 'gray'. I also use mental, and other british things like that, though I'm not from Britain. I fancy myself Harry's cousin though, so yea..

Story Ideas:

The Third Skywalker:
I'm working on this... basically, Luke and Leia have a triplet sister named Ani. Contains multple OC's and an OC/Wedge paring eventually. AU, cause I don't want to kill Obi-Wan.

Greatness through Blood:
It's Skyrim. Main questlline, DB, thieves guild, Vampire, married to Marcurio, Companion, and, of course, the deescendent of the Hero of Cyrodiil. WIP. Also, much of the things i've come up with I've thought of or have happened to me while playing.(Like Ulfric sticking his head around the doorway of the first tower, causing me to run through his head.)

SW characters singing nonfitting songs:
Song parodies. Thats all I have to say.

Judge me not by my Father:
This is to be an Avengers fic, written like those by Lexi Blaze, but also in the style of the Kane Chronicles. Tells the tale of Loki's daughter Merida, a scottish teenager and member of the aristocracy who knows a different side of the God of Mischief.

if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/ movie and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend tells you you deserve better when he dumps you, a best friend prank calls him and whispers "You will die in 7 days."

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we screwed up."

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.

Best friend calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend:has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.

Friend:asks you to write down your number.

Best friend: ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)

Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.

Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book

Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life

Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you

Friend: would ignore this

Best friend: will repost this on their profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

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I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual(I don't even get this.).
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly(Not).
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm BLACK and most of my friends are white so I MUST think I'm white
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't(Pffft).
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker(I don't stalk. and I'm mostly a fanboy. Mostly).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo(No-oo).
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(Just because I dressed as one...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue(No again).
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyberspace sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be desperate.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist(No way.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake(For the sake of my friend...nope)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER(No again).
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm not a SOUPCAN, so YOU CAN'T LABEL ME!(BOOM!)
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star"(seeing as I hate most pop stars... no).
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life(If someone thinks this of me, I will hunt them down and hit them with HP:DH).
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar(GAARGH!).
I LIKE A "JERK" so I MUST be one too.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think I'm all that"(What do I say to this? maybe I am all that).
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
I'm dont have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a homosexual.

If you think stereotypes are stupid, copy and paste!

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you think Annabeth is and idiot because Percy HELD UP THE SKY FOR HER and they still didn't get together for another year and a half, add this to your profile

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

A newscaster is the person who says "Good Evening" and then tells you why it's not.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. is Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant(okay, I may be a teency bit cocky...)

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm a fanboy for: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Avengers, Myths, Indiana Jones. Mace Windu, Phil Coulson, Thor, Tony Stark, Princess Leia, Harry Potter(the character).

I'm a fangirl of: Loki, George Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Boromir, Pippin, Legolas, Luke, Wedge, Obi-Wan, Tony stark(sorta-kinda).

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color: [X] Brown - $100 ] Blonde - $50 ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [X] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200

Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85[X ] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $200

Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $300

Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [X] First born - $320 [ X] Only Child - $250 [X] Second born - $150- [ ] Middle child - $100 [X] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [X] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $1520

Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [X] No - $600

Total so far: $2120

Vision? ] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [X] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $2170

Shoe Size: ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $50 [X] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2320

Favorite Colors (multiple): [X] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [X] Yellow -$475 ] Brown - $300 [ x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [X] Aqua - $350 [X] Orange - $300 [X] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [X] Other - $500

Total: $5220

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [X] Nope - add $1000 ] some - $750

Final Total: $6220

copy and paste- if ye dare!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?(Put your music Library on SHuffle)

Opening Credits:The Rare Ould Tumes by Flogging Molly( This makes some sense)

Waking Up: Droid Invasion: the appearance of Darth Maul from Star Wars Episode I(What?)

First Day At School: Anakins theme from Star Wars Episode I(Its my theme song now!)

Making your New Best Friend:Confessions Part Three(Parody of Confessions Part II by Usher) by Weird Al Yankovic(LOL this is more to a partner, but still.. XD)

Falling in Love:Fields of Gold(This makes sense)

Breaking Up:Raiders March from Indiana Jones(This makes no sense... unless I'm the poor girl who gets left behind)

Prom: Yoda by Weird Al Yankovic(what?)

Graduation: Cruel Mistress by Flogging Molly(NO!)

Life's Okay:Passage through the Planet Core from Star Wars Episode I(What is it with Star Wars? Ok, I love it, but still!)

Death of a Close Friend:Forever and Always(Sniffs)

Mental Breakdown:Swagger by Flogging Molly(okay...)

Driving:Breathe(feat. Colbie Callait) by Taylor Swift(the Irony! even if it fits breaking up more)

Flashback: Fearless by Taylor Swift(okay then. makes sense)

Getting Back Together: Desperado by the Eagles( nearly makes sense)

Wedding Scene: The Best Day by Taylor Swift(okay then)

Birth of a Child: Gangsta's Paradis by Coolio featuring L.V.(this makes no sense at all)

Car Accident: Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly(what were they doing?)

Final Battle:I'm Gonna Be(500 Miles) by the Proclaimers(this makes no sense)

Death Scene:Only Time by Enya(Awwwwwww...)

Funeral Song: Put a little Love in your Heart(OMG totally me!)

End Credits:Virus Alert(LOL)

Deleted Scenes:Literal Harry POtter and the Deathly Hallows trailer by Toby Turner(LOL again, because these are hilarious)

Quotes from me:

"Justice is blind; freedom is deaf."

"I asked the Gods for reprieve, and yet all they gave me was a velvet platter on which to rest my hopes and dreams."

"If wishes were horses, I'd know how to ride one."

from my friends:

"I like my people like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee."

"Pi, cos I'm IRRATIONAL!"-SpazticArtist

"I should really throw caution to the wind. You should know, 'caution' is the name of my grenade."-SpazticArtist

"The LEGO Planet? It's somewhere between DisneyLand and Mars. You have to take the yellow brick road down to the magical hopscotch path, through Skyrim and into a black holw made of LEGOS. THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD GOES EVERYWHERE!"- SpazticArtist

"If they're gods, why are they princes? Shouldn't they be kings?"-Remusea on the Daedric Princes

"Today when I got off the computer, I reached to pull my headphones out before I realized they weren't there in the first place. Does this mean I've been watching too much Anime?"

"My family is interesting. My sister and I were squabbling, and my mom came in and thought we were LARPing."-Remusea

If you actually read through this, I think this means I have a fan. YAY!!!