Hai there.

So you somehow managed to stumble on this page.

Well, it was very nice of you to visit. I'm afraid I didn't know you were coming, so all I have is this cookie. I would offer it to you, but I kinda want it. *observes*

FINE. You can have half the cookie. *breaks cookie in half* *hands half to you* Happy?

Anyway, I should probably introduce myself. My name is chewinggumandpencils. Now, that's not my IRL name. It would be odd if it was. I would probably have to have a talk with my parents if it was. I have other online aliases, but I shall stick to this one on this lovely website. You might find me on the internets under other names. If so, please feel free to tell me hi and to give me the address and email of whomever gave you my other online aliases. :D

All joking aside (well, as much as I can put joking aside. I tend to be very dramatic and to make things up a lot), I'm not really sure what to do with this page.

I'm a huge Potterhead. Just thought I should put that out there. I also like other things.

I'm a Ravenclaw (according to Pottermore), with a lot of Gryffindor-ish tendencies/qualities (at least according to my friends).

I felt like my avatar thing/picture/whatever was the most appropriate for this username.

Please feel free to give me any critiques on whatever works I decide to put up here. I am just a mere noob in the fanfiction world, so please, teach me. *watches your every move*

Ok, so I figure I'm supposed to tell you about myself now... Or, at least, that's what I've gathered from looking at different profiles.

So.

I greatly enjoy reading. I'm quite a bookworm, if I do say so myself.

I am obsessed with Harry Potter.

My friends tell me that I greatly resemble Hermione (not Emma Watson, unfortunately), both in looks (from what they imagined) and personality. However, according to Pottermore, I am a Ravenclaw, though my friends tell me that I do have a strong Gryffindor streak in me.

I obsess about things as only a nerdy, stubborn fangirl can.

I am currently very into Marauder stories. Especially Lily/James stories. :D

So, obviously, I ship Lily/James. I ship pretty much every canon shipping. I also ship Rose/Scorpius, which isn't technically canon, but it technically doesn't go against canon either. I will read stories with pairings that I don't ship if they are well written and interesting.

I'm very... odd.

I'm a Nerdfighter! No, I don't fight nerds. I fight worldsuck. DFTBA.

I like cookies.

So, I think around now I'm supposed to put a bunch of copy and paste things that I found on other people's profiles...

Well, I'm not in the mood. Maybe later. Besides, I get annoyed at myself whenever I do something like that. It's just not me.

Ok, I believe that's all I have to say at the moment. Just because I said that, in about ten minutes I'll get inspiration for what to put on here, but I won't be able to post it for some reason or another. Sigh. Such is life.

I'm out of things to say. Or am I? *raises eyebrows* THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

Current project:

I'm currently working on writing a one-shot to every song on Taylor Swift's album Speak Now.

Finished ones: Never Grow Up, Dear John, Haunted, Sparks Fly, Speak Now, Long Live, Better Than Revenge,