Hello, hello. I thought that I had forsaken my fanfiction writing urges two years ago (at the tender age of seventeen, ha), but it appears that inspiration has struck! I'm a sophmore college student who is not majoring in anything English related, so all of this is in good fun.

I generally spoof or parody various big-time books or movies. I dwelled on Lord of the Rings quite a bit two years ago, but now I feel that a foray into Harry Potter fandom is needed. I'm supposedly a Slyhtherin, so you can see where the fiction is going to end up...