Lyvain
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and D N Angel. Profile Info Penname: Lyvain Gender: Female Age: (confidential) hehe =D Birthday: Classified Race: Belizean (haven't hear of it? well look it up ! XD) Currently Obsessed with: Kyouya Hibari, Kiba, Itachi, Neji, Dino, and Yaoi Currently: Naruto- In love with Kiba, stalking Itachi, training with Neji, laughing with Naruto, sleeping with Shikamaru (sounds wrong XD), making art with Deidara, creating puppets with Sasori, eating with Choji, and annoying people with Tobi. Katekyo Hitman Reborn- In love with Kyouya Hibari, stalking Dino, training with Reborn, using dynamites with Gokudera, playing baseball with Yamamoto and doing poison cooking with Bianchi. Hey everybody, nice to meet you :D, this is my info…small and simple :P =D haha no it's not...I like copying and pasting things to my profile so you can be tortured into reading it all!!! MUAHAHAHAHHA *coughs* wow I've got to stop doing that...XD Anyway enjoy =P Likes: music, manga, anime, food, games, drawing etc. Music: Basically anything =D Manga: Okane ga Nai (Yaoi) Kaichou wa maid-sama Seito kaichou ni chuukoku (Yaoi) D.N. Angel D. Gray-Man Naruto Bleach Ai to Yokubou wa Gakuende (Yaoi) Love Kitchen (Yaoi) Katekyo Hitman Reborn Bukiyou na Silent (Yaoi) Dengeki Daisy Gakuen Heaven (Yaoi) The Tyrant Who Fell In Love (Yaoi) Faster than a Kiss Gravitation (Yaoi) Loveless Kirepapa Yu-Gi-Oh And many more…this is just a small piece of mangas that I like =D (Note: it really is just a really really really smal portion XD) Favorite Pairings: Yaoi Order (SemexUke) HibarixTsuna from Katekyo Hitman Reborn SasukexNaruto from Naruto NejixGaara from Naruto ShikamaruxKiba from Naruto SasorixDeidara from Naruto ItachixDeidara from Naruto (Loved this pairing when I read 'Perfect Lover' by Kaida Matsuki) SatoshixDaisuke from D.N. Angel YamixYugi from Yu-Gi-Oh KandaxAllen from D. Gray-Man LavixAllen from D. Gray-Man YamamotoxGokudera from Katekyo Hitman Reborn Games: Regularly played games =) Call of Duty Halo: Reach Fall Out: New Vegas Mario Jade Dynasty Drift n Brun 365 Need For Speed Many more………=) Drawing: Can’t draw to save my life…=( but I still love to draw) Well this is me, and me has to go…bye bye :3 -Lyvain ;) Current Stories None at the moment SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. 95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile. There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile. Post This On Your Profile If You Hate Racism The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Copy and Paste If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (On several occassions) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes and you all are my slaves XD) If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah...one of my friends almost ended up in the hospital for that assumption) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Haha I'm such a loser =P) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Guilty as charged =D) If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile. (-_- it really does suck) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter is to other people, copy this into your profile. 20 Things To Do At Walmart! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!" 17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile. 18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up 19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot & see how many people try to pick it up. 20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint 'pig 1' one the first pig and 'pig 3' on the second pig. See how long it takes them to find 'pig 2' I AM THE GIRL I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Lyvain Copy this if you're against Stereotypes (Bold what applies to you) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. SCREW STEREOTYPES! 24 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open untill you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters. 1. Naruto 2. Sasuke 3. Kisame 4. Deidara 5. Kiba 6. Shikamaru 7. Itachi 8. Gaara 9. Sasori 10. Neji 11. Jiriya 12. Tobi 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? Kiba and Neji???? Nope, I don't believe I have 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? Kisame? Hmm, I don't know, I guess he could pass, maybe XD 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? Troublesome...WAY too TROUBLESOME!!! 4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? Yes, yes I have, and it involved a very cute Deidara too!!! 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? Well...*chuckles* a very cute couple actually =P, Oh don't give me that look, you know it's true! :P 6) Four/eight or four/nine? Deidara and Gaara or Deidara and Sasori? Definitely Deidara and Sasori...I have always loved that couple!! _ 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? If Itachi discovered Kisame in a relationship with Gaara, probably shocked to say the least...I mean come on Seriously???? -_- 8) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? You're screwing with me aren't you??? 9) What kind of plot would you use for a six/eleven? Um, Shika and Jiriya??? Gah you just made life hard again -_- I guess Shika would be looking up at the clouds one day and stuffs and Jiriya would soon be next to him, because the place would be a place where they both could think, since Jiriya would need an idea for his next release of his porn book -_-, and they would soon be having a conversation, a rather intelligent one and well one thing led to another...and things just seemed to got out of hand. T-T 10) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? WARNING : The following content mite b WAY too stoic for readers...please hide all happy people..SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS...NOSE-BLEED LEVEL = DEATH ! 11) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. Neji and Gaara...YESH whoop!! The summer breeze kissed pale skin coolly, sea green eyes focused intently on the book in front of him. It was summer and the sun had become harsh, causing most students to seek shelter within the cool classroom, while a certain redhead sat under a large oak tree. Providing the best shade from the excruciating sun., while allowing the coolness of the breeze to kiss his skin. 'Hey' sea green eyes stared into white ones, both locking onto each other before the redhead returned to his book. 'Hey' the redhead replied as the brunette sat beside him, a small smirk on his face as he did so. The wind picked up again, causing the long ebony hair, that was tied in a low pony tail, to tickle the redhead's cheek. Said redhead giggled softly before blushing in realization of what what had just happened. The white-eyed teen chuckled upon seeing this, then smiled at the younger boy beside him. His hands brushed along the redhead sides causing the boy to giggle once more, before allowing another blush to creep upon his pale face. The older teen smirked, oh how he would love to see that blush again. 12) Would you write Two/Four/Five? Sasuke, Deidara and Kiba...really? are you serious? -_- 13) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Kiba! The other day actually, it was so cute...and it involved Shika =D 14) What is Six's super-secret kink? Lmao...probably an adorable puppy dog eyes from an adorable Kiba in bed...I don't know... 15) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Jiriya...SNAGGING...Sasori...Maybe if Sasori has finally fallen off the cliff of sanity, n high n EXTREMELY intoxicated...nope..nt evn then... 16) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Kisame. He seems to top better in that relationship since Itachi makes an uber cute uke and very sexy wen pissed off lover... _ Homophobia and You I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Being Gay Is Wrong 01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Please Copy and Paste this to your profile if you see the sarcasm and believe that being Gay is NOT wrong I Have a Question...: Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings... Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!" Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died... What I don't understand is this... Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink... Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing... Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics... My question is... Isn't love the same, regardless of gender? Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings? And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings? Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me. You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You dream about SasuNaru all the time; You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen; You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!) You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon; You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example; You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..); You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!) You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s; You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary); You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; SasuNaru is your Anti-drug; You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD; You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD); You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue); You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; You have written 5 or more stories about them; You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs) You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends XD You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10) and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?) You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. The Script taught me how to move on. Greenday taught me that government's gonna fail someday. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through Travis taught me to be generous We The Kings taught me that love overcomes anything 30 Seconds to Mars taught me to speak whats on my mind Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me MUSIC taught me to LIVE . . . MUSIC IS LIFE!!! ME Did you think that I would like to be in a place surrounded with people just like me...so I could 'fit in'? 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. |
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