Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU

After all he had been through, Artemis II thought he was prepared for the worse but apparently he was wrong; there are concepts even a genius like him can't fully grasp. His life is already full twists to begin with but when a certain visitor came with a dreadful news, he found himself in the most important turning point ever wherein every decision is crucial. (Discontinued)

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.

Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.

Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.

Kurt's life has always been held together by Pack and family. Now, faced with with adversity, he's struggling to find a place in a world he doesn't believe in.

Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel first meet on platform nine and three-quaters, just before they are about to start their first year at Hogwarts, where they become the best of enemies.

A collection of oneshots and drabbles about the thoughts of different characters regarding Father's Day.

ABANDONED WORK IN PROGRESS-FEEL WELCOME TO READ THE REWRITE "SOUTH OF HOUSTON STREET" INSTEAD Kurt is an NYU student who is pleased with the way his life has turned out. He left Lima, now getting to enjoy living in NYC with a great boyfriend and a wonderful job. Then his new friend Rachel's younger brother Blaine turns that upside down.

The first time I met Kurt Hummel I realized something. Everyone lies, but not everyone does it because they choose to. M for cursing/sexual situations/Blaine's mind

Future Kurt and Past Kurt meet. Enough said. Crack fic, not meant to be taken seriously. *WARNING: currently on hiatus*

Badboy!Blaine is failing his junior year at McKinley until Kurt offers to help him pass his classes. There's more than a little chemistry between them, and soon Blaine wants to teach Kurt a thing or two as well.

AU. Santana and her Partner in Crime Sebastian lead a life of deception. When one 'assignment' goes desperately wrong, they are forced to question everything they have believed in, including each other.

The plan was simple: make him fall in love with her, and have him reveal his branch's secrets. The catch: don't fall in love with him. Oops.

Kurt's spent so much time envisioning his perfect wedding that he even knows the shoe shine he's going to use. When it comes to the real thing though, something's missing. Blaine's not there.

AU!Klaine. Kurt Hummel is 25 years old when he finds himself being the owner of the bakery he had been dreaming about his whole life, just in time to sweeten up Blaine Anderson's days.

COMPLETE. Kurt was having a bad day until he found badboy!Blaine in the boy's locker room, furiously swinging at the school's punching bag. Sweat shouldn't be so attractive. They talk and get to know each other really, really well.

Not a crossover, but based on the Rules From NCIS. What if Artemis and Co. had their own list? A oneshot to go along with each rule.

What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!

Kurt, an up-and-coming designer, strikes a bet to make someone fall in love with him in ten days in order to win a slot in a fashion show. Blaine, a how-to journalist, is writing How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. When they meet, each begins to play the other

Lily and James' seventh and last year is one of heartache, romance, death and secrecy. In fact their love is secret! With so much secrecy can love prevail? Read and Review please

Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later

Blaine's thirteen when "things" start changing and problems arise. It doesn't help that his sister, Rachel, always seems to walk in at the most inopportune moments. Eventual Klaine relationship. Masturbation, smut.

"Fine, I'll tutor you. But you'd better listen and listen good, because the sooner you learn this, the sooner I don't have to hang out with you anymore." Sinead is annoyed to be tutoring Hamilton, but they soon run into other complications. Hamilton/Sinead.

Blaine Anderson transferred to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry at the beginning of sixth year. In doing so, he never imagined that Kurt Hummel, a Slytherin with a bit of a reputation, would be able to completely turn his world upside down.

Inspired by Smooth Criminal. They start out with angry sex in a closet and end up somewhere south of a relationship.

Hamilton Holt would do anything to impress his girlfriend, so when he hears about an oppurtunity to win tickets for her, he eagerly takes hold of it. That is until he meets the other competitor. Then everything changes.

CrissColfer. Darren calls it fate. Chris just calls it a nightmare. What else is it when that one night stand you had a few weeks back turns up at work and is going to playing your boyfriend?

What would happen if Blackbeard had struck at Jack for lying to him about chalices at Fountain of Youth and stab him with poisoned sword? Would Angelica be able to save him or would it all be too late? And what secret does Angelica carry? Read/Review :

This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes

Artemis and Holly are left reeling after their jaunt through the time stream. What was real, and was changed? What is timeless, or is everything merely temporal? ArtemisxHolly, post-Time Paradox

Originally on Tumblr - Daltonverse! Jogan. "I'm trying to blog," Julian whispers, casually scrolling through the tag of their apparent ship name: Jogan.

This was inspired by this photoset by blaineandersons on Tumblr all credit goes to her! : And, sadly, I do not own Glee! Please review?

To Kurt, Blaine's Christmas gift was thoughtful, touching and just about as romantic as Christmas presents came. To Burt, Blaine's Christmas gift was a horrible reality of the future, and reminder of how letting go of his little boy was inevitable.

Months after the events that freed Kurt, Blaine and Kurt watch Aladdin and the two of them ponder what everything means for them now.

Dalton!verse. The Never Been Kissed staircase-and-other-scenes as seen by the Windsors. Klaine.

Daltonverse. Logan is being awkwardly stubborn about telling Julian how he feels so Derek steps in to help him work out his feelings.

The young Clue hunters have been held captive by three mysterious kids. The kids just want to share them some valuable information that help the Cahills mold a better future. At least, that's what the three are hoping for. For Sam's Contest.

Blaine Anderson finds a body in the woods. Will it be too late to help them? Now a 2shot!

For IJCC's contest. When Sinead get's a case of insomnia, she finds out Hamilton has the same problem. After a midnight talk with her least favorite Cahill, will she ever be able to get to sleep? Written by Arieda.

Not everyone in the world are Cahills. This is Amy and Dan's guidance councilor's opinion of the siblings and their relations. PERMANENT HIATUS

A story of HamxSinead for IJCC's contest, slightly cheesy rated K cause i'm paranoid

You know me. I'm the one who's always in every FanFiction story. Talk about originality. I'm always the pretty one, who gets the guys and all. But then Amy Cahill comes along, and destroys all my ultimate plans. But this is my side of the story now.

a crossover between our own Facebook and the CliqueMe the #3 Social Network Site. See you're favorite Cahill's CliqueMe pages and more. Rated T because to be sure!

For IJCC's Hamead contest. Hamilton has done something unforgivable... twice. Can he ever make amends?

A series of random one-shot between Jack and Angelica, with some interesting characters... PLZ R&R! My first Pirates fanfic!

'Amy had told her that it was slightly based on the Cahills, and their need to outdo one other,specifically the Ekatrinas and the Tomas', as they were more rivaled with each other.' One-shot for IJCC's contest .

Fairytales don't exist- can't exist- in their world, but that won't stop them from trying.

AU BadBoy!Blaine, Reform!Klaine fic. Kurt is forced to attend Dalton Academy Reform School for a little misunderstanding and ends up with bad boy, Blaine Anderson, as a roommate. What happens when Kurt begins to fall for the boy with a dark past?

Made this cause I was bored. Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. Now has been adopted by 'crazyone256'.

"This is horrible! We have to fix this!" -Contest- FIN.

All Dave knew was that karma hated him with a passion. One sided Kurtofsky. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

a short story about how amazing Kurt Hummel's mother was

It's not that he doesn't think of the future. He totally does. Only, most of the time his future consists of next week's football match or like, his mom's birthday two months from now.

Wes and David walk into Kurt changing and get a huge shock. Just how bad was the bullying in McKinley? A short fic in which Kurt is still at Dalton and where his friends find out about his life at public school.

Hamilton gets stuck in an elevator with a moody eight year old. Holt's aren't ones to give in quickly, but can she make him spill the beans?

What happens when Jonah gives Dan a link to a certain website? Let's just say that someone's going to be having nightmares... Written by Arieda. RAted T just in case.

He was the scientist and she was the lab mouse. But he had gooten to attached to her

Kurt has been wondering why Blaine always wears so much hair gel, so he decides to ask him. Set in the early-days of their relationship. Very fluffy.

Kurt and Blaine got wasted in Vegas and woke up married. Kurt's boyfriend back in New York is not going to be pleased.

"You didn't know? Kurt doesn't like root beer. He says it tastes weird". A oneshot in which Brittany uses here non-logic to confuse poor Blaine.

Blaine has too much coffee one night to finish some homework, which leads to a very immature and excited Warbler. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

For Amy Cahill, life was out of control. That's why she loved books. They were her only way to escape the harsh world. One-Shot written by Arieda. Rated K

Four stages of a life we only had glimpses of. Four fragments. Four free-verse poems about a person buried in the past who deserves a little fanfiction written about him. My first free-verse, please provide CC

Five times Blaine forgot about Kurt, and one time he remembered.

Blaine owns up to Wes and David about confessing his feelings to Kurt. Wevid fangirling ensues.

Amy and Dan knew that Grace's Family Reunions had been going on for a while, but they didn't know that their parents went to one. This is why they were politely asked never to attend one of them ever again. One-shot.

CP Coulters Daltonverse. Chaz's first day of school at College was never going to be peaceful, especially since the Windsors still had his number saved under Prefect. Chaz Amos Centric

Ian and Amy are trapped in one room. Natalieand Dan in another. What will happen? Warning: contains total rendomness and dweebdom. edited by The Girl Of The Moon

"I forgive you," Sinead whispered. Three words that mean the most to anyone. Written by Arieda.

As you slowly pass away, you realize you've been dubbed s a hero. Free-Verse. Written by Arieda.

"OH MY GODS IT'S NATALIE COBRA!" "Dan that's a donut." What really happened the day Dan ate thirty packs of skittles? Two words: Utter Chaos. Rated T just in case and because I'm paranoid. R&R! Written by Arieda.

..and one time Kurt does not. Finn - as he watches Kurt and Blaine's relationship unfolding. Finn point of view, but definitely Kurt and Blaine...

In which Blaine gets drunk, and hits on Kurt with the world's worst pick up lines.

Because parenthood is a journey and only Artemis can make it seem like a triathlon. Which, it turns out, it is. Artemis/Holly and, of course, Ariciah.

Every time someone says, "Oh, you look just like your mother," she can feel her fingers slipping on their grip, and she is scared, sososcared, that her personality will look just like her mother's too. Free-verse.

All Anubis wants is his Nick Jonas pillow pet, but he ends up getting a not-so-long story short of why to never say the word 'pedobear'. "Tragedy" for Set's new fear of bears XD

Six different Cahills. Six different opinions about fire. My entry for the Madrigal Prompt.

She was Irina Nikolaievna Spaskya, the former KGB agent. She was deadly with poison, and was well known for being banned from going to many places. So who would've expected that she would help a little boy find his lost teddy bear?

Twenty things you never knew about our favorite Dalton boys. / Dalton-verse. First up: Micah Randall

There is a file in the Kabra's mansion that collects dust. Drabbleish

"Look at her-" "-What an evil woman-" "A murderer, would you believe it-?" SHUT UP. That's my mother you're talking about.

'We can dance, until we die, you and I, will be young forever.' All of Kurt's best memories took place in Blaine's arms. Especially dancing. Future Fic, Klaine

Tragedy strikes the Fowl family, and Artemis only asks one thing from Holly. Unfortunately, there are just some things even magic can't do.

מספיק עם זה, איאן! הוא אמר לעצמו. זה העונש שלה על כך שהיא בטחה בך. היא יודעת שזה מה שקורה במרוץ ל-39 הרמזים. דראבל.

Kurt never fails to amaze Blaine.

Kurt and Blaine couldn't find a moment alone. Every time their lips were about to touch, someone decided that was the moment they needed their presence known. Kurt wasn't going to stand for it anymore. KLAINE

if they ever hurt Kurt and the one time someone threatened Kurt if he ever hurt Blaine. Fluff and mush... soft dolphin kisses, nothing to get bothered about tho... either form of the word hehe. UPDATED!

This is a list of a few things that Carter hates. Story's over, so sad, but thanks for reading!

Holly had been warned by many to stay away from Artemis but never before had someone warned her against staying away. Life is full of choices. But no one ever mentions fear. Pre-Artemis/Holly, but Artemis/Holly nevertheless.

She never believed in love at first sight. She didn't believe in soul mates. He believed in soul mates & love at first sight. She just wanted to be happy. He wanted the moon and the sun and all the stars in the sky. Could it ever work out? LE/JP Oneshot

She'll never be able to live up to her parents' accomplishments. She'll never match up to her parents, and she knows that very well. ONESHOT; Future-fic; Sophie Jackson-centric

Kurt's back at McKinley now so the Dalton boys want to keep in touch... but you know how crazy facebook can get... especially when the Windsor boys get involved! Cp Coulter's Dalton-verse! All characters belong to FOX and or CP Coulter! Klaine and Rane!

All the pain, all the suffering, all the years with Gabe was worth it. Because her pain was their gain. Oneshot; Sally-centric.

She couldn't help but feel just a little jealous when she saw them together... ONESHOT: Rachel-centric; hints of Percabeth. Warning: May be OOC

"Do I know you?" Those four words dug through her heart like a steel knife... She'd never thought she'd hear him say that. Oneshot Percabeth.

Eighteen years after Jack left Angelica on the island, it seems that she wasn't lying afterall. "My mother named me Maryn - "of the sea" in Latin. Maryn Teach, and my mother's name is Angelica Teach."

Persephone's feelings on Maria. Onesided Pades. Haria. COMPLETE.

What if Angelica wasn't lying when she said she was pregnant with Jack's child? What if Jack finds said child and raises her to became a pirate? What happens when Angelica finds her long lost daughter Miranda years later? What choas can the Sparrows find?

It probably wasn't the wisest decision for them to be doing this in the room next to the banquet hall where the most important persons in the Lower Elements were gathered... Oh well, such is life.Artemis/Holly.

Barney and Robin attempt to run away from their wedding. Barney gets distracted.

"Dan, it's me. We need to talk." And everything went downhill from there.

Maddy Babbit grew up hearing so much about her lost brothers and sisters so much, they practically became celebrities.

Because all Jack Sparrow had ever given her was sorrow.

She waits for the day when she can see him again.

Based off of CP Coulter's Dalton. Derek/Casey future fic. 6th in future fic series. A glimpse into the future of the Siegerson family.

Derek and Casey fic based off of CP Coulter's Dalton in the Dalton-verse. One-shot. Casey and Derek have been dating for three months and it's her birthday. Too bad things end horribly.

The day Gabrielle bought an ordinary book was the day she discovers all of the secrets hidden from her since birth. Join Gabby and her trainers in a quest to find truth about each of her parents' side of the family.

Kurt was never sent to spy on The Warblers and the first time he meets Blaine is at Sectionals. AU Klaine

Daltonverse. Jogan/Stuart!Trio. In which Derek is kidnapped clad only in his underwear. He knew it. He knew his two best friend's being in love would throw them both over the edge. R&R

Things I learnt from/notice in/ suggest for/ Artemis Fowl Fanfictions Reviews are always welcome.

"At Dalton, they have Alice. At Seigerson manor, however, they have Dorothy." / The Stuart trio have fun with Derek's little sister. Dalton-verse. Jogan.

Cause: A fairy stealing the Mona Lisa. Effect: Having to put up with the most irritating, unpredictable woman on the planet while you try to recover it and avert another crossworld disaster.

In real life, prince charming does not come on a horse. If somebody does, he's probably the evil villain. Freeverse.

He would always be her little hero. No matter what age. That would never, ever change. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY '11! Hints of Percabeth

Future!Klaine. It's Burt and Carole's first time meeting Elise, and Kurt's more than a little nervous...

Based off of CP Coulters Dalton. 5th in Series. Future Klaine. Kurt, Blaine, Rachel and Finn go to watch Kurt and Blaine's children in the school play, but of course everything doesnt go as planned.

He holds onto the phone tightly and despite his better judgment, shouts, "LARSON, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR COMPLETELY CUTTING ME OUT OF YOUR LIFE." / Dalton-verse. AU after E23. Jogan.

Kurt and Blaine play Twister. Fluffy. Klaine. Fanart this is based off of is on my profile!

So really it's just those eyes that make her ohso special. Except... they don't.

The Warblers decide to marry Kurt and Blaine. Hilarity ensues.

Travis teaches Katie about some of the constellations . . . kind of. Travis/Katie one-shot

In which Rachel paints, Nico cooks, and Rachel has an epiphany concerning her feelings for Nico. Rachel/Nico, one-shot.

"This is the first time that I realize that love truly is the greatest gift of all... even if the love is coming from a couple of nincompoops." Free-verse.

Sinead Starling could never live up to her parent's expectations. She could never be a flawless daughter. She wasn't perfect. She would never be.

Based on CP Coulters Dalton. Second in a series. Alan and Tommy Houston, now teenagers, go on an important mission. Can be read alone, but probably makes more sense if you read the prequel on my profile

Based on CP Coulters Dalton. Basically a Dwight future fic, what happens to him in the future told from the point of view of his little brother. First in a series.

The clue hunt had changed them. Not necessarily for the better. She refused the change. Now she's the one left behind. Free verse.

They are so happy, oblivious to what is about to take place. Her heart aches because she cannot willingly perceive what she is about to do to them.

He is brilliant, but stupid. He can talk physics, but he cannot tie his shoes. As a result, she makes it her mission to protect him. What will be the cost? First place winner in the Starling Struck! contest.

When they said that sleep is a necessity, not a luxury, they were right. AxH.

Five-year-old Jonah's mom has left him. Again. To cheer him up, Broderick helps Jonah write his first song. Note: The song is from Into The Gauntlet by Margaret Peterson Haddix.

You took one look at her and fell. It was a shame your brother couldn't do the same.

Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly

Boys speak in rhythm, and girls, in code. The Greeks? They totally speak in Italian. But that doesn't mean Rachel understood them. A Nico/Rachel Valentines fic.

Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

Because unlike other guys he'd sacrifice for their love, but she still doesn't know that because he admires her from afar. Oneshot- Rico

She would never give up on keeping her fairytale ending. Short drabble on Jason/Reyna

Artemis's daughter has been kidnapted! And is then sent back in time to the Artemis of today. How will he react to a daughter he hasn't had yet? Rated T for safe. Post TTP COMPLETE!

Blaine and Kurt transfer to McKinley. Blaine tries out for football and learns a few things about his boyfriend's past.

“Daddy…?” Ian knew he was done for. Really, truly done for. And then she cried.

What should've happened at the end of Into the Gauntlet. Written by LucianGurl39 but edited by me!

Wes is sure that his name will go down in history as The One Who Got Kurt and Blaine Together.

He will not sink down to her level. NancyAres.

Five times Blaine kissed Kurt somewhere other than his lips, and one time they shared their first kiss.

Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.

Cinderella with Kurt as Cinderella, Sue as the Fairy Godmother and Blaine as the prince

Entry to Joelle8 Songfic Challenge. Sinead Starling hates her middle name but loves to 'hunt' a certain Thomas who would like to know it. And he goes so far as to play by her rules for ninrty seconds... Rated 'case it's kinda kiss lovin'

Amy and Hamilton go to a Halloween ball at the Kabra mansion, but will meeting Ian and Sinead again change their feelings for each other? Written by LucianGurl39 but edited by me!

Puck&Quinn pairing. One-Shot. Set in future. Major references to Beth.: "I almost couldn't let her go." She whispers, tears falling out of her eyes. He bites his lip hard, as his eyes well in tears too. "I know." Rating is between T and M

I just have to hope that Fate knows what it's doing, because I know for a fact that I don't. *For Muse's challenge on the Madrigals forum.*

He'll always watch over his sister, who in turn watches over him. In free verse.

And she noticed, nothing was p e r f e c t and she found that out the hard way. Free-verse

It was amazing just what they put in the mud man tabloids and the garbage the People chose to believe written in them about her and Artemis. Even if they were true. But he was right... That was a rather nice picture of her. Artemis/Holly

His mind was too orderly, too logical and brilliant for him to believe in premonitions. But this dream was vivid, far too close to reality for it to be anything but. Dream or premonition, it was beautiful and a part of him wished it real. Artemis/Holly.

Contest Entry for Kit-Heart's TBR contest. "For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. then somehting happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. we learned to talk." please review and don't forget to vote if you like it.

One-shot! Holly is sent to Arty’s house to guard him after Opal escapes in TTP. She is surprised to find that she may not be the only female competing for his attention and his heart. Arty/Holly Brief language and sexuality, slightly misleading.

Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA

Nico's been misplacing a lot of items lately, and they all seem to be showing up in the same place - Rachel's apartment. Nico/Rachel, futurefic.

For Alex it’s always been wantwantwant and taketaketake but this, this is something she’s not supposed to have. Companion piece to ‘days were slipping past.’ The other side of the story.

He never notices us. He never notices anyone but her. James Potter's fangirls rant helplessly about his obsession. LJ

Lily Potter II is starting to believe /he/ will not show up to see her go. All Lily needs is to learn to be a little patient. Lily II /Scorpius

Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and sincerely hopes Snape never learns of its existence.

Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.