Author has written 10 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, and iCarly. DA account- http:/// Hello there, Kirby Kitten here! You can call me Kenya if you so desire! I love writing stories, playing guitar, drawing, being with friends. My interests include Spongebob Squarepants(which I have come here to write about) Pokemon(only for the Mystery Dungeon games and Platinum and White) Criminal Minds, Kirby(games) Glee, Degrassi and others. Mostly I will write Squidbob slashy fanfics that will also be up on my deviantART account if you would rather see them there. :) And yes, I do despise Spandy with a passion. If you don't like that aspect of me I suggest you be on your way. I like Patbob(SpongebobXPatrick), Plankbob(PlanktonXSpongebob) Squidlliam(SquidwardXSquilliam), and even MindyXPatrick,(Pindy?) but my OTP is Squidbob(SpongebobXSquidward). My other favorite pairings include Rocketshipping from Pokemon(JessieXJames), Neoshipping(ButchXCassidy), Eclare from Degrassi(EliXClare) and Klaine from Glee(KurtXBlaine) Don't judge me for my stories and I won't judge you for yours, is all I have to say. Hope you like my stories! This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't: A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. 98 percent OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL. LIST YOUR TOP TEN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE SHOW: 1. Spongebob What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Aww Spongie! I wouldn't care, as long as it wasn't too early in the morning. I get really pissy if people wake me up after 3A.M. - Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?AAAAH PATRICK GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERV!! XD - Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Wow Plankton, you're marrying Karen AGAIN? - Number 5 cooked you dinner? Thanks Squilliam! I'm sure I'd love it, since he's so fancy. :3 - Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Haha me and Mindy on a little girl's day off! That'd be kinda creepy if she was sleeping next to me, though. O.o - Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? - Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? - Number 9 made fun of your friends? I'd go disconnect her and see what she would do then. :) - Number 10 ignored you all the time? Eh, I'd get used to it. It would be pretty annoying to hear that Southern accent all the time. - Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? - You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? - It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? - You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? - You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Squilliam? He'd laugh at me, but I wouldn't care since his laugh is so sexy. :3 - You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Eww, I'd never marry Sandy.. I'm not a lesbian! - You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? - You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? - You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? - Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he's the cutest little sponge in the whole entire world!!! I love his adorable faces and the way he cries! *huggles him* - Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. - You're dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along? - Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? - Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Squilliam and Mindy? I don't think they've ever met.. Plus Squilliam's like in his early 30's and Mindy is 16 or something! O.o - Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? - You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? - Number 8 thinks (S)he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? - Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Umm, Karen I don't date objects. Sorry. XD - You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? -You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? Now THAT'S a crack pairing.. Ew. - Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? No Spongebob, Patrick belongs to Mindy not you!! - Would 2 trust 5? - Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? - 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? - If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? - 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Cooking and/or computer engineering? I don't know.. - 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? - 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? - 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? - 1 accidentally kicked 10? - 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? - 5 and 6 did a workout together? - 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? - 7 won the lottery? - 8 had quite a big secret? - 9 became a singer? YEAH! ROCK THAT KARAOKE KAREN!! - 10 got a daughter? - What would 1 think of 2? - How would 3 greet 4? - What would 4 envy about 5? - What dream would 5 have about 6? - What do 6 and 7 have in common? - What would make 7 angry at 8? - Where would 8 meet 9? - What would 9 never dare to tell 10? How much she wants to divorce her husband? - What would make 10 scared of 1? Um if he suddenly grew huge muscles and became 10x stronger than her. Which will NEVER happen. - Is 3 Gay? I have my suspicions... I think he's straight with Mindy, but I think he could go for Spongie! -You heard a rumor that 1 and 2 are dating? YESH I knew it was going to happen sometime!!! -5 asks you out! How do you respond? By saying YES, YES, YES~ over and over! I knew you'd come around Squilly! -What do you think 8 thinks of you? She probably thinks I'm an ok person. Hopefully I'm cool enough for her.. *rolls eyes* -You haven't seen 1 in a few weeks. What do you think happened? Oh no, Spongebob moved away?! NOOO!!! I'd go looking for him and wouldn't stop until I found him! -1 begins tickling 2. What does 2 do? Oh jeez. I hope Squiddy's ticklish.. That would be cute though. -You go over to visit 10, and you find 3 in the bed with them! How do you react? Aww Patrick and Sandy would actually be cute.. But at first I'd probably flip out. -7 becomes an artist? Uh, yeah. NO. -5 ignores 1 and 1 comes to you for help? Aww poor Spongie, nobody should ignore him! *huggles* |
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