Epithimiahide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって, Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド, and Homestuck. “If Hinamizawa was a film, it would need to be directed by Takashi Miike while he was drunk and in dire need of his next paycheck.” - Kyon on Hinamizawa, “The Cries of Haruhi Suzumiya” 'Sup lovebiscuits, I'm 24 and I'm one serious pervert. I lurk in kink memes and have just started filling prompts when I have free time. |
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Damaris by phollie reviews
Akise Aru makes you feel a number of things. Yukiteru/Akise.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Rebel Girl by Kendarrr reviews
SMUT: Rachel attempts to convince punk!Quinn to return to glee. By convince, Quinn meant sex. In the end, Rachel learns the real reason why Quinn doesn't go to glee club anymore.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
Seeing Double by elarielf reviews
From cgkinkmemeii. PROMPT: Two Suzakus teaming up against Lelouch, Rock'n'Dolless's Kiss doujin style. Consensual; semi-public outdoors. ...because there can't be too much Suzaku? M/M.../M, explicit, now with omake Dr. Who crossover
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Burn by itswallie reviews
Robin wants out of a bio exam on Monday, and Wally has an almost foolproof solution involving a well-placed tan. YJAM prompt fill.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Just Another Game by elarielf reviews
From cgkinkmeme. PROMPT: Lelouch takes Suzaku to one of his chess matches, only this time Lelouch loses. The other player orders Suzaku to screw Lelouch over the chess table while he watches. M/M, explicit, drug use and dubcon sorta, awkwardness certainly
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Not Keeping Track by kyuuketsukirui reviews
It's not like Wallace is keeping track or anything, but this is the twenty-third time he's woken up like this, and that's a few too many to call a coincidence even for Scott Pilgrim. Slash.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Scott P., Wallace W. - Complete
The Cries of Haruhi Suzumiya: Kamigoroshi by Thnikkafan reviews
In the small sleepy town of Hinamizawa, there have been a string of murders connected to the Watanagashi festival. This has piqued the interest of one Haruhi Suzumiya, who has decided to investigate. But, of course, things are more than they seem...
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,793 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kyon - Complete
Wreck by Radioactive Ferret reviews
"Yer a mess, Izuru," he could almost hear moments before sleep claimed him. "Yer such a mess." Yaoi, smut, the usual! Gin x Kira, prompt from the Bleach Kink Meme
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Preußenschlag by LoliTurk reviews
Nazi!GermanyXPrussia Non-con Rated M for a reason! Ludwig tries to convince his brother to join the Reich and will not take no for answer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Discipline by Gryvon reviews
Alternate Universe. Edward Elric, famous inventor and son of the ruling lord, has been taken captive by Colonel Mustang and his ragtag militia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2009 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Unveiled by Gryvon reviews
Gin helps Kira home after a night of drinking. Contains slight spoilers for the "End of Hypnosis" arc. manga vol 20, anime season 3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - [G. Ichimaru, I. Kira] - Complete
The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher by Skydark reviews
My very first fanfic, written in 2005. Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,236 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Curious and Covert by Brain0Rat reviews
Alphonse experiments in odd and lessthaninnocent things, and comes frighteningly close to stepping over the line between curiosity and foolishness. Elricest EdAl, M for a reason
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Through the Dark by Akuneisa reviews
[Elricest, AU, Vampirism.] Alphonse is a teenager with way too much to handle. When he comes face to face with death, he is lead into an even deadlier situation by a Vampire named Edward who doesn't remember who he once was.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,453 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Skeletons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Everyone has skeletons in their closet... and Edward and Alexander Elric are about to discover their grandfather's. [Elricestx2!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,266 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Closet's That-A-Way by tin reviews
Syaoran, Eriol, a bathroom and a Math Project
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2001
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Captors and Keepers reviews
Act 2 of Primary and Secondary. Your name is Sollux Captor. Your best friend Aradia has a boyfriend she won't shut up about and the crossdressing jerk you share a bathroom with constantly wants a piece of you. What now? College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,427 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Primary and Secondary reviews
Sollux just wanted to go to a real college, Eridan just wanted to get laid. Funny how they ended up sharing a bathroom. A series of bits and pieces of the lives of several college students and how they intertwine. College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,406 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Just Checking reviews
Written for the kink meme on livejournal; Takashima gives Makina a check-up and is fascinated by her breasts.
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Indulgent reviews
Elricest! Lemon sequel to Selfless- After years of restraint, Edward Elric is finally able to just take something he wants with no equivalent exchange. Disclaimer; I own nothing, all the characters belong to Arakawa-sama. I make no money off this.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Mirror Clear reviews
PWP Hanai/Tajima in a bathroom up against a mirror. Prompt for the Oofuri kink meme!
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - A. Hanai, Y. Tajima - Complete
High on V reviews
Mihashi tastes vampire blood for the first time and enjoys the rush. True Blood Vampire!Abe! Prompt written for the Oofuri kink meme.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2011 - T. Abe, Ren M.
Selfless reviews
"Say it. Say the words I want to hear. But please say it like you mean it." Elricest! Mentions of Ed/Alfons- Just how pure were the intentions of Edward Elric in getting Alphonse's body back from the Gate?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Aroma reviews
Elricest! Al pleasures himself with the scent and thought of Edward in his bed while he's away. Originally written as a prompt from the FMA kink meme
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
