He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Updated with final installment. As the title suggests, these will be five things that never happened to Spike.

Luz turned around and raised his eyebrows at the medic, who was rooted to the spot at the doorway, gazing at the crates and shelves around him like a stunned little kid in a candy shop. It was the first time he had seen the man act so strangely, and it made him nervous. Oneshot, Doc-centric, no slash.

Nix has a devilish plan: getting Dick drunk on V-E Day. Will he succeed? What is the outcome? No slash, only friendship. Now complete.

Oliver hears of Katie's attack and visits her in hospital; an old friendship is rekindled and turns into something more.

Usual fluff. Ori has been known to be a bit different, but that doesn't stop Fíli and Kíli from liking him. Naturally, Kíli's boisterous personality often leads Ori to unfortunate events like the destruction of personal property and bloody noses. One-shot.

Spoilers for 'Keep the Peace' Pts. 1 and 2. Clark Lane happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Rated 'T' just to be on the safe side.

Or at least the beginning of one... Life is looking up for Ori, what with Nori turning up again and business going well. But then Kili and Fili play a joke on him and...well...what's a dwarf to do but find some way to retaliate?

Ever since he was a young lad, Kili had been known to talk in his sleep.

Short interactions between Eugene Roe and various members of Easy Company. AU at parts.

Thorin is not a forgiving man, but he thanks Aule his nephews are. Weighed down by grief as they come closer to where he lost his family, Thorin overreacts to his nephews' joke on the hobbit and does something he shouldn't. Fluffy, angsty, all about Thorin and his nephews. COMPLETE.

A short, cute two-chapter story. My usual serving of life's curved ball sprinkled with Spike's brand of humour. Dedicated to all Flashpoint Fans. Thanks to Mrs Jane Sakovits, grammarian extraordinaire for the edit.

Charlie doesn't always make it home. But it's May second...

No one likes working overtime at the SRU! One Shot, set sometime after Slow Burn.

'Are you a murderer daddy' A moment between Ed and his daughter.

On waking with no memory of the previous night, Merlin finds himself accused of Arthur's attempted murder. With all evidence pointing to him and no way to disprove it, Merlin must face the possibility that he is now a threat to the Once and Future King.

Just a little drabblesongficthingie. Gene Roe has an empty space in his heart, and he believes the night sky can fill that. Boy, is he wrong. Kinda-sorta-not-really slash.

AU. During the events at Bastogne, Doc Roe tires of his role as the agent of death.

So... Arthur... hypothetically speaking, if I were to have magic, what would you do? Oneshot. No slash. Very short.

What if Matt had been teaching at Waterloo Road when Josh came out? A story of Josh, Matt, Tom, Sam and the relationships between them, in which friendships are forged, lessons are possibly learnt and an offer of support goes badly wrong.

When Rory is attacked by the Hockey team, someone unexpected steps up to the plate. A fill for the Glee Angst Meme on LJ. Friendship fic.

"Stay away from him!" The visiting prince snapped his eyes to meet Arthur's challenge. "Why?" he sneered. "He's just a mouthy servant. He needed to be taught a lesson." An old acquaintance of Arthur's is in Camelot and Merlin suffers because of it.

"Why wasn't it me?" he shouted, because the thought was running through his head like a one-track tape. / Spoilers for 2.14, "One Wrong Move." Massive angst, themes of suicide. Rated for safety.

As Gwen teeters on the thin line between life and death, Arthur is comforted by the only one who could understand: Merlin...

Arthur tries to talk Merlin out of a long fall with a sudden stop, and then gets a little more information than he bargained for. Sequel to "Standing on the Edge of Forever".

Merlin couldn't for the life of him remember at what point he'd heaved himself up onto the actual wall, standing with the wind ruffling his hair and the toes of his boots sticking out over the edge. But, he had.

Merlin has a rather odd accident; Gaius and Arthur are stretched to breaking point, while Merlin sees the world in a whole new light. Mainly fluff, with the odd shreds of angst and drama.

Merlin and Arthur's relationship is cracked, rather like Merlin himself. OOCness quite possible, angst, character death. T simply because I'm a teen and I wrote it. Read and review if you please.

When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.

Luna always saw things no one else seemed to notice. It was as though she lived in a different world — one full of beauty and wonder and impossible things. One Christmas Eve, she helped Neville see something he never thought could happen.

A Eugene Roe/Babe Heffron friendship piece. "You're gonna live a long and happy life, Gene."

When Merlin is brutally attacked, the resulting events surprise everyone. The story is set early in Series One, before The Poisoned Chalice, and definately after Valiant. This story is not slash.

A series of letters between George Weasley and Harry Potter. Written for the Twin Exchange August challenge.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

Sitting in a foxhole in Bastogne, Doc Roe and Heffron play a little game... Roe/Heffron, one shot.

A conversation between Luz and Roe on the credibility of a word. Rated for language

A hopefully funny conversation between Lipton and Speirs after taking the town of Foy.

Fred's alone. In the dark.

A confrontation between Liebgott & Webster after Landsberg. – Songfic.

The snow is melting. No slash intended. Please read and review. Thanks.