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Joined 12-18-10, id: 2661410, Profile Updated: 06-29-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hello everyone! Well, since I don't know you and vice versa, I reckon I'll put up some random facts about me here. Enjoy, or (most likely) not.

-I'm Belgian. I can just see your brains squirm, trying to figure out where the hell Belgium is located.. I'll be so kind as to help you guys out, it's in Europe. Next to France and Germany to be exact. Tiny country really.

-I have a cat named Sasuke. (Oh yes I did).. It was either that or Mello, but he's got this high-and-mighty stare (like all cats, I suppose), so I decided on Sasuke. Yep, perfect fit.

-I'm addicted to capri-sonne (you know, those orange juice-ish drinks for kids?). And no, I'm not embarrassed to admit that.

-Dutch is my native tongue, though I dare say my English isn't too shabby either.

-I have a soft spot for the Kansai dialect. Anyone who claims Kansai is the Texas of Japan, will get kicked back to the friggin' Stone Age by yours truly.

-I'm hooked on the Gintama series. It's just such a gigglefit/snort-attack inducing show, ridiculously funny.

-Because I have studied Japanese, I have some major pet peeves about it. For example, if you're going to give a full Japanese name, please make an effort to put the last name first. Also, don't go around abbreviating Japanese names at random. Calling Kakashi 'Kaka' doesn't only make zero sense in Japanese, it's also incredibly annoying for me to read since 'kaka' means 'shit' in my native tongue. And I will not stand for insults directed at the Great Kakashi (What..? He is great.).

-I get ridiculously happy when people review my stuff. As a result, I'm also very bad at not letting negative comments get to me.. I realise constructive criticism is helpful and I do prefer it over nothing, but please refrain from bashing because of personal preferences. For example, 'omg I cannot believe you let Naruto end up with Sasuke! Gaara's a much better fit for him'. There is a reason I put 'Sasunaru' in the summary section. Don't be a twit. Thanks.

-I loathe character deaths, so you have nothing to fear from me! Unnecessary drama and useless plottwists are also on my black list.

-I hate Kabuto with a passion.

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It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Adventure of the Silver Scars by tangledblue reviews
It's been thirteen months since Mary shot Sherlock and John finds he's still pissed off about it. Sherlock had thought everything was settled: John and Mary, domestic bliss. But when John turns up at Baker Street with suitcases, the world's only consulting detective might not be prepared for the consequences. A new case. Certain danger. Concertos, waltzes, and whisky.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,753 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Partners by surveycorpsjean reviews
College Au. Eren is a freshman at a university with his friends. His teacher introduces a new program where freshman are assigned a senior to help tutor them for two months. Eren learns that his new partner isn't exactly easy to get along with. Will something grow between them? Or will this Levi guy hate Eren forever? Riren with side ships. Thanks to little-manatee for the cover
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,564 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A.
These Weren't Memories by mongoose-bite reviews
Eren Jaeger had spent the last two weeks tending and nursing a huge crush, and Levi had been the one stupid enough to plant the seed in whatever hormonal abscess passed for a teenaged heart. Anime continuation. No manga spoilers. Levi's POV.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,903 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
The Misanthrope by kazuma85 reviews
The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he's fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity's introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is. Rated M for future chapters.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Levi A., Eren Y.] - Complete
Love Thy Neighbor by Squatta reviews
Modern day AU. When Eren was young, a new neighbor moved in next door who he became attached to growing up. Over the years, his feelings for his neighbor started to change, and an event in his life will cause him to depend on this neighbor more than he would've imagined. RiRen. * Only prologue is in first person * Please consider the completion date of this fic before reviewing.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Levi A., Eren Y.] - Complete
Courting Troubles by Bird of Dreams reviews
In which Eren is completely oblivious to Corporal Levi's attempts at courting him, said Corporal is frustrated by the absolute lack of progress he is making in wooing an aforementioned cadet, and Hanji Zoe has a field day with the entire thing.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
The Lost and Found by nostratic reviews
A night out. A hangover. Sasuke Uchiha realizes that this is definitely not one of the high points of his life. Thank god for denial. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chilli and mint by CJayz reviews
Lenalee wishes to introduce more people into her and Kanda's 'circle of friends,' so when she gains a free house for the night she invites Kanda and two guests over. Kanda hates the idea of spending the night with these new idiots, but will a night of drinking, games and a certain red head soon change this? LaviXKanda. LenaXAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Tale of Two Wolves by LionsandDragons reviews
Stiles just wants to stop fearing for his life all the time, Scott just wants to date Allison without her father killing him, and Derek just wants a pack. Maybe everyone can get what they want.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Now by 123laura3215 reviews
In which Cain is marginally better at feelings, Abel'll do that to you. Follow up drabble to In Time.
Starfighter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Abel, Cain - Complete
Perfection In Three Easy Steps by SouvenirsFamiliers reviews
Charles, a student at Oxford, uses the university's Cerebro prototype on a dare. He expects to find Raven a boyfriend. Instead, he finds Erik. Cherik. Includes ducklings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by blueicequeen reviews
Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,112 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 670 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pale Horses by Dark K. Sly reviews
Being bitten had never been on his to-do list, but he could deal with that. Helping Derek Hale become a competent Alpha, though, that was so not in his job description.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,982 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Be My Hero by dmnq8 reviews
A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Bundle of Promises by Infinite Vibrance reviews
It all started when Naruto opened his locker one day and found a dangling rose, and with that rose... came a promise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,170 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Untitled by checkerbloom reviews
The very first Yonkaka fic I ever wrote. AU Minato is alive
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Markings by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Grimmjow/Ichigo. Grimmjow fought everything, including death, but no action is without a consequence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,993 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Peaceful by Juura99 reviews
"It's cold. Why is it cold? Oh, I remember now. It's because I'm dying, right?"...short, quick little thing. Naruto POV. Non-canon. Sasunaru. Rated M for bad language. R&R. Thanks! Third Part now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Words to Say by N.H. Arawn reviews
"In the…l… w'… 'd you… kiss…" It did not work how Lavi wanted. Kanda's eyes went perfectly round for a moment, his hand loose. 'No Yuu-chan, I'm missing words…' His mind whispered to his mouth, but his lips refused to move anymore... 'Was it you… '
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 201,642 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Laughter Lines by checkerbloom reviews
Is Kakashi too young? Or is Minato too old. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like Dying Inside by DetoxAngel reviews
Losing Kakashi would be like dying inside. But there are worse things in life than losing the person you love, like having them live and not know how much they mean to you. KakaNaru. NOW WITH ADDED LEMON ALTERNATIVE IN CH.2! PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,687 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Grey Crayon by checkerbloom reviews
Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,020 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bite by NavyBlueWings reviews
Two/Three shot. Sasuke, in need of money, agrees to work at Konoha Camp. What looks like the summer from hell turns out to be the most important two months of his life when a certain blond sneaks into his head. SasuNaru, lemon in later chaps. AU. R&R !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,464 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Control by Dhampir72 reviews
KandaLavi. "You...stabbed me, Yuu...chan..." Yuu Kanda has always been in control, but the day he loses that equilibrium, he makes the biggest mistake of his life. Last chapter posted!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Situational Hazard by DetoxAngel reviews
PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,455 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right by WootYaoi reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Housemates reviews
The fourth war is over and everyone is working hard to rebuild Konoha. What happens when Godaime forces Naruto and Sasuke to live together, under the pretense of 'saving housing space for the villagers' ? Naruto isn't sure what the Hokage is thinking, but he never backs down from a challenge. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.