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Joined 11-28-10, id: 2635066, Profile Updated: 06-16-11
Author has written 4 stories for Redwall.

Hey everyone, my name's John. I'm an aspiring writer/military enthusiast, who somehow got enthralled with the Redwall universe. Yeah, strange I know. Anyway, I may not write a huge writer of fanfics, but I'll do my best to throw out a few contributions now and again. I've been writing creatively for about the past three years, since 8th grade or so. I don't restrict my writings to animals though, and have a couple zombie novels and various thriller stories under my belt. But like any good writer, I'm still learning the tricks of the trade, and I'm always open to constructive criticism and helpful advice.

Some random details about meself:

-Half-blind (Literally, right eye doesn't hardly even work. Left one is a bit wonky)

-US Army recuit hopeful.

-Resident of the rainy, rainy, RAINY pacific northwest. Seriously. Haven't had a day of full sun in seven months.

-If it tastes good, I will hunt it.

-If it shoots, flings, cuts, bashes things, or explodes, it interests me.

-Follower of Christ, devoted to my faith.

-Near-graduated high school student.

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Return to the Ridge by Killy-S reviews
A Modern Tale of Redwall: When a body is uncovered at a construction site, it causes quite a stir in Mossflower.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,369 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
In Sue's Clothing by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Serious Sue-fic. When Sues take over Redwall, Snowflower & her friends must go to Salamandastron to save their home. But does Salamandastron hold the answer or does Redwall's salvation lie in the paws of a strange mouse who is more than he appears to be?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,211 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008
The Intrepid Artefacts by DevonshireMole reviews
The badger lord of Salamandastron, Meledan Saxonos, is preparing Mossflower for invasion. Why? What does he know that no other beast does? And do his actions have anything to do with the unusual circumstances around the sinking of a pirate ship?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010
Items of the Forgotten by C and C Fan reviews
Three vermin, trying to make a living by salvaging and looting ruins find out that some places were never abandoned. P.S. I'll try to update for every review.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010
The Emperor's Decree II: No Surrender by Redwall Survivor Contestants reviews
Two vast empires, readying for war. Ten beasts, caught in the middle of it all. Will the Vulpine Imperium prevail, or will the invader have a victory that will change the future of the VI forever? Completed.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 98 - Words: 278,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Pirates of the Western Sea by Hunter Stag reviews
When two young creatures leave their homes seeking adventure, they are taken aboard a squirrel captain's ship, where they are thrust into an adventure neither bargained for. War. Rated T for violence, borrows heavily from POTC.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,293 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
Gladiator by Hunter Stag reviews
A squirrel and an otter, fighters for a vermin warlord, escape from his fortress to Redwall. Unfortunately, they bring their troubles with them. There's also a romantic subplot. Rated T for violence.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
The Last of Them by Tetzel reviews
The Epilogue.
Redwall - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,168 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Broomtail by Doctor Teeth reviews
Corsair ships band together to form a mighty armada while one of the finest Salamandastron armies in history gears up for war. Captured by the enemy, a wandering, shipwrecked fox must escape and decide to create a third side in the war all by himself.
Redwall - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,951 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
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Doors of Fire reviews
WW2/Redwall story. Mossflower is brutilized under the rule of a group known as the Faction, but the time for retribution has come. Samuel Melton, a young squirrel part of an elite unit known as sky-jumpers, take the first step in Mossflower's salvation
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,034 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Drifters reviews
A band of mercenaries, sweeping through Mossflower. An archer fox, wanting nothing more than the riches promised to him. And a change in the winds of fate that will leave him forever marked. Rated for language and violence.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011
Whence we Came reviews
He was the only one who escaped, the only one to survive the carnage. But now, years later, William realizes that he must undertake a quest that will show him what destiny truly means.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011
Season of the Archer reviews
Tamor is a young mouse who wants nothing more than to follow the footsteps of his hero, Tamdril, a great archer. But with the armies of Zalluk Bloodfang advancing, something may hold him back.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
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