Author has written 9 stories for Legend of Korra, Misc. Books, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, and My Little Pony. Hello people of the earth! Active after like 3 years in hiatus. Still working (somewhat) on stories Funny Stuff: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f upside the head Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave them to you and demand chocolate. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" (Every single day) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. Music is love in search of word. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!' I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: |
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