Formerly known as Neko-Neko-Happyface. :V

"Webbos Splash, you sexy motha*er!"

Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the Gates of Heaven."

No tresspasing: violaters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

"Human survival requires bold, decisive, visionary, leadership—" "So basically we're all screwed."

It may take 82 muscles to frown, but it only takes 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

"Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn."

I find "good morning" contradictory.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.