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Joined 07-31-10, id: 2474302, Profile Updated: 06-27-13
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Once Upon a Time, and Supernatural.

“You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place with the sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it.” - Captain Jack Sparrow

Hey there lowly people who just happen to be stalking my profile page. I'm Katzstorm. Beware, raining cats is NOT good. Raining dogs is just silly.

Honestly though, I'm a student with way too much time on my hands, which I fill with working on the silly and dramatic little stories that pop into my head.

I also enjoy quoting those people who always seem so much smarter than me.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." -Albert Einstein


EDIT: I wrote the majority of this profile when I was probably 13. Forgive me, this is older Kat from the future. Kat is a snarky, sarcastic young woman with an ego a mile wide but a heart that tries to match it. She is a terrible fangirl, but tries not to judge others. She loves PMs, reviews, followers, and favorites.


MORE QUOTES!

"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings — words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out."

- Stephen King

"The mere habit of writing, of constantly keeping at it, of never giving up, ultimately teaches you how to write."

- Gabriel Fielding

"The opposite of Love is use."

- Blessed Pope John Paul II

The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon.

- Robert Cormier

There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. It isn't because the book is not there and worth being written — it is only because the right form of the story does not present itself. There is only one right form for a story and if you fail to find that form the story will not tell itself.

- Mark Twain

"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."

- J. R. R. Tolkien

"I have tried simply to write the best I can; sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can."

- Ernest Hemingway


My FAVORITE book series are:

Harry Potter

Lord of the Rings (or anything Tolkien, actually)

Alex Rider

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (along with anything mythological by Riordan)

Gallagher Girls

The Hunger Games

Ranger's Apprentice

Mortal Instruments

Inheritance Cycle

Books of Bayern

Peter and the Starcatchers

... And there's a whole lot more, but I have worse short term memory than a squirrel.


My FAVORITE movies:

Inception

Anything Marvel

Especially the X-Men movies

And the Avengers

Grown-Ups

Taken

Phantom of the Opera!

The Princess Bride

Indiana Jones movies ('cept the latest one... :/)

The Batman Trilogy

Man of Steel

Star Wars (all six)

Pirates of the Caribbean! (Orlando Bloom! And Johnny Depp, of course)

The Three Musketeers! (Orlando Bloom again! And Logan Lerman, just cuz)

I am Number Four (Alex Pettyfer :D)

The Harry Potter Movies, 'specially #7 part 2

The Hunger Games

...There's a lot more on this list too.


My favorite TV shows are:

Once Upon a Time

Supernatural

Sherlock

Game of Thrones

NCIS

NCIS: LA

Hawaii Five-0

Doctor Who

Elementary

Graceland

[INSERT REALLY GREAT SHOWS THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER]


Happiness is:

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the supermarket.

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail.

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Chocolate milkshake ... (or vanilla ... or strawberry!)

12. A bubble bath.

13. Giggling.

14. A good conversation.

15. The beach

16. Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.

17. Laughing at yourself.

18. Eye contact with a hot member of the opposite sex.

19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

20. Running through sprinklers.

21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful/good looking.

23. Laughing at an inside joke.

24. Friends.

25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).

28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

29. Playing with a new puppy.

30. Having someone play with your hair.

31. Sweet dreams.

32. Hot chocolate.

33. Road trips with friends.

34. Swinging on swings.

35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

36. Making chocolate chip cookies (and eating them...!).

37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.

38. Holding hands with someone you care about.

39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much-desired present from you.

41. Watching the sunrise.

42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

43. Knowing that somebody misses you.

44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.


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Hurt and Comfort in Camelot by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE An anthology of intense 100-3000 word hurt / comfort stories featuring the bromantic friendship of Arthur and Merlin. Drama, angst, h/c, friendship, major Arthur whump, major Merlin whump, protective Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 57,376 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Gwaine - Complete
Once Upon a Parody by The Lark reviews
The caffeine-induced play-by-play for those viewers who haven't been paying attention. Episode 4x10 now posted.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 540,683 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 12/20/2012
Masquerade by CoffeeBiscotti reviews
Elizabeth loves her job at Darcy Enterprises, a multi million dollar company with strong charitable ties, but she can't stand the man she works for. So how did she end up in his bed after the companies annual charity ball? Now edited and updated.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,044 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Lost Boys by niniadepapa reviews
AU: He's the charming, out of control frontman of one of the most successful bands in the world. She's a hard-working rising actress. Sometimes it's hard to find out what's real and what's make-believe when fame's in the game.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 373,823 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Unmatched by Lulunoel reviews
Piper McLean, a young girl from Greece, is taken as a war prisoner when the Romans invade her city. She is tried and sentenced to concubinage and given to Emperor Jason as a toy. She fights to survive while trying not to fall in love with the Roman Emperor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,062 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Piper M., Jason G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Between the Lines by sierendipity reviews
Deathly Hallows from Ron and Hermione's point of view - focused mostly on each other ... because Harry's a sweetheart, but terribly clueless
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,017 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bested Thrice by scriberated reviews
What if Hook had bested Emma in their duel, and Emma was forced to resort to her feminine wiles to win?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,343 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Best Friends And Or Lovers by Hate Finding Usernames reviews
Set of short stories based around the lives of Beca and Jesse, past, present, future, AU etc. Story fifteen summary - Jesse discovers two types of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; one is from the end of his wand, and the other is Beca Mitchell.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Backlash by EtherealCrescent reviews
In which Hook goes to see Emma in the hospital against other's wishes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.
Heartbeat Slowing Down by trulymadlydeeply1 reviews
AU; Hook delays the curse. 20 years later, the Enchanted Forest is falling into turmoil, but all Emma wants is chance to end the death threats and figure out why magic is suddenly manifesting inside of her. Opportunity arrives when she strikes a deal with Hook, but inevitable changes are coming and Emma begins to see that while the curse may be escapable, the final battle isn't.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,879 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Second Chances by Luna Sol Leil reviews
LBD universe. After Episode 78- The Lizzie Trap, Lizzie has decided that she is going to give William Darcy a second chance. This is my first LBD story, so bear with me. R/R. Lizzie/Darcy NOW COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,082 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
In Which Darcy Vlogs by loudlovexx reviews
Takes place after episode 78, Gigi convinces Darcy that the only way to win Lizzie over is with a Vlog confessing his feelings.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
At A Disadvantage by qqueenofhades reviews
When Hook and Cora arrive in Storybrooke, Emma Swan is mortified to realize that her misadventures are only beginning. Even worse, she has to trust her least (?) favorite untrustworthy, dashing, eyeliner-loving swashbuckler to survive evil witches, revenge on Rumplestiltskin, ruby slippers, round tables, flying monkeys, merry men, and more. Hook/Emma, AU as of 2x10.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,184 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
This Isn't Everything You Are by totheendoftheworldortime79 reviews
Prompt: In fairy tale land Hook saves Emma from Cora, and in Storybrooke Emma saves Hook from Rumple. RATING NOW CHANGED. Yes, it went up.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,428 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
I Will Find You by lonelyiridescence reviews
Hook/Emma (Captain Swan) Hook's hunt for his blond deserter after she abandons him at the top of the beanstalk. This is a story of how they will find one another, and themselves. Writer's note: This began as a singular drabble that evolved into a larger story. Chapters at the beginning are short.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,140 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Good to Be Wrong by Renegade Ace reviews
"My name is Lizzie Bennet, and according to my mother I'm soon going to be Lizzie Darcy." LBD After things with Lydia settle down, Lizzie realizes that when it came to Darcy, she couldn't have been more wrong. And for once, being wrong might actually be a good thing. Cannon until Ep. 81. Growing more and more AU thereafter.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Elizabeth - Complete
War of the Exes by writergirl8 reviews
It's natural for them to lie. For him to say that he's not in love. For her to say that she hasn't spent every day missing him. But with help from food fights, family, and fake fiancees, they might be able to find their way back to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,726 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Wide Awake by ForsakingSilence reviews
Back in Storybrooke, Emma and Hook spend an evening alone during a thunderstorm at a closed Granny's. An evening that Emma won't soon forget. Based on an interpretation of the Katy Perry song, "Wide Awake." *Recommend listening to the song*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Second Star to the Right by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,636 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Post Break Up Shots by CoffeeBiscotti reviews
Lizzie thought that one amazing night of post break up sex was what she needed to forget about her Ex. But what are you supposed to do, when your one night stand shows up, at the most inconvenient of moments? One Shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Live, Laugh, Love by Lil' Llama reviews
Love, Laughter, and Imagination surround the canon couples, R/Hr & H/G, mostly R/Hr. Starts off where Rowling left them at Hogwarts and continues up to the Epilogue and maybe a bit more. A Collaboration between Lil'Llama & LlamaiiiiXlovesXseddie. READ! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,450 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Wedding Week Walk by RaucousLaughter reviews
Ron and Hermione are getting married! Ron reveals he's more grown-up than Hermione expects and a famous wedding guest threatens to ruin things for them. I started this story as a fluffy one-shot and it turned into a lot more! Thanks to everyone for reading/reviewing and for all the wonderful feedback! J.K. Rowling owns these fine folks, I just love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,531 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Randomness and Idiocy by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
What would happen if the characters from the movie and the characters from the books met each other? Warning: Even the book characters are rather OOC. People talk like 21-century people. Featuring cameos from Ranger's Apprentice and Harry Potter.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Eragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
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Everything's Gonna Be Alright reviews
Dean hoped that she would stay a secret, but now his father is dead. Forget about John's rules, she has a right to be at her daddy's funeral, even if she hasn't properly seen him since she was three: the same night that her mother died and her brothers actually escaped the fire. Kath Winchester may be blind, but she is anything but helpless. Time to continue the family business. AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
When in Rome reviews
"Don't make me choose between you and my country!" Romans stole King Perseus' wife. The Greeks did irreparable damage to Emperor Jason's family. Now the greatest war of the millennium is nearing. And Leo still can't seem to find himself a girlfriend. AU. Ancient Greece and Rome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,495 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Percy J., Jason G., Annabeth C., Leo V.
Captured, but Not Imprisoned reviews
Someone attempts to tame a beast. Ice turns to fire. Thieves are drawn together. A princess finds her wild side. And magic finds its Captain. Five princesses may have been kidnapped, but it will take a lot more than five of the most notorious men in Fairy Tale Land and a couple of evil queens to control these girls. "Oh Captain, are you in for a surprise of a lifetime." AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
100 Themes: Emotions reviews
The 100 themes: Emotion Challenge, using characters from Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus. Chapters- Birth, Enthusiasm, Love
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.