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Interests at the Moment:

Invader Zim - I am totally obsessed with that show! Its probably the best on Earth!

ZAGR: This is probably already covered under 'Invader Zim' but I just really like it.

Generator Rex: lots of action, Apocalypse scenario, and an over all great idea. I like it.

Turtles - I like turtles.

Maximum Ride - It's an awesome book.

Code: Lyoko - Probably one of the best TV series to ever be on TV.

Reading - I'm the girl who always has a book with her.

Things You Should Know About Me:

I am a human. I am not even going to claim to be Irken. I am a human who bribes the Tallest Purple into getting virtually whatever I want. (Purple: Glazed donuts? OMG!)

I don't swear.

I can't spell to save my life (Yay spell check!)

I sometimes have a tendency to drone on and on and on and on...

I have a Deviant Art account with the same username. Look me up sometime.

I drew my own Avi.

Gir and I are engaged. He proposed to me with a cupcake. That exploded. But I still have part of it that I glued to a ring. So it counts.

Favorite Quotes:

-It's only illegal if you get caught.

-It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.

-I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom...

-Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. Plus no one can sleep through the machine-gun sound of popcorn popping.

-AHH!!! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding! No! Stay Back!

-Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

-There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

-Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

-Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

-Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

-When life gives you lemons, make applejuice and let the world wonder how you did it

-Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

-The larger they are, the more likely they are to cause internal bleeding!

-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

-Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!

Favorite Moments:

Zim: grabs Dib's camera. Yes! Victory for ZIM!

Dib: What do you mean, 'victory'? Your robot exploded and you didn't destroy me!

Zim: it was a trick! To, uh, steal your camera! So you can't show these pictures to anyone.

Dib: jumps on Zim. Zim holds camera out of reach from Dib. Dib gets the camera back. Victory for Earth!

Zim: You had the lense cap on.

Dib: No, I did no- looks at camera Ahh!

Zim: Victory for ZIM! a piece of the robot falls on him. A bird grabs Dib's camera and flies away with it.

Dib: I guess this is a victory for me. Yea. Or something.

(space between moments)

Dib: Zim!

Zim: What?

Dib: Zim!

Zim: What?

Dib: Zim!

Zim: What?

Dib: Zim!

Zim: What?

Dib: You won't get away with it!

Zim: That's very nice of you!

Dib: No! Your plan! I'm going to stop you! I have a secret weapon!

Zim: Where is it?

Dib: ...around...

Zim: Can it protect you from thi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is?

Gir: Sammich! Shoots a sandwich out of his head at Dib. Dib crashes through a wall. Zim and Gir walk away laughing. I had a Sammich in my head!

(space)

Gir walks onto the screen.

Dib: But he's with the Alien!

Host: Restrain him!

Sounds of someone being beaten up.

Dib: Ahhh!

You know you're an Invader Zim fan when...

-You name your biggest zit Pastulio. (I hope I spelled that right!)

-You have attempted to hypnotize your friends with Pastulio.

-You have succeeded in hypnotizing your friends with Pastulio and they have agreed to help you take over Nickelodeon in the name of Invader Zim.

-You have locked a person in a small room and forced them to watch every episode of IZ ever made and read the un-aired scripts of ones not made.

-The said person (see above) has left completely worshiping Invader Zim and will now spread it on to others. (MUHAHAHAHAHA! Spreading Invader Zim!)

-You have a Gir shrine.

-You have an undying love for pigs, Pig, and rubber piggies. (and yes, there is a difference)

-You cry after finishing a cupcake.

-You have attempted to take over the world at least once.

-You obsess over aliens and how the Armada is going to destroy us all.

-You have addressed a person of superior authority as 'Tallest'

-You are convinced both Mars and Mercury are really giant spaceships.

-You have a Gir sweatshirt.

-You scream 'I'M NORMAL!' or 'I LOVE EARTH!' whenever someone looks at you funny.

-You claim you are actually an Irken Invader here to observe the planet's weaknesses and ready it for the coming doom.

-You claim that you friend is an Irken Invader and have to stop them from destroying the planet.

-You love waffles.

-You constantly talk to yourself in an unnaturally loud manner.

-You claim that the best snack food you ever had was on Foodcourtia.

-You believe in wormholes.

-You are terrified of meat and creepy chihuahuas.

I'll probably add more to this list later.

Contradicting statements every child hears:

Make new friends/meet new people
Don't talk to strangers

Do as your told
Follow your heart

Always ask questions
Shut up

Do what you think is right
Don't do stupid things

Eat your peas
Don't eat if your full

Ignore the bullies
Stand up for yourself

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, Rainthief, birdgirl24, Lilac_Rose6, ME!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS CHRIST IS HIS SON

THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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