I write sometimes, and it is the bad rambling kind of write sometimes. I am not a professional, at anything, but I like to pretend I am.

I play videogames, but mostly I watch other people play videogames and then point out how gay something is. By gay I do not mean "Oh that's so gay." I mean "Wow those guys are having sex in all likelihood." Yes, I'm one of THOSE people.

I have not been on this website since I was in school, that was a long time ago. I am here now because I am too lazy to join LJ listings just to post three paragraphs.

Most of my stories are indeed three paragraphs or less, because I am not a professional writer and do not get paid to do this. I am not going to beg for reviews after every story, because I am not writing these for other people, I am writing them because they will not shut up in my head.

I use song titles for fic titles because I am an uncreative hack. Sometimes I will post a co-written piece and I do not at all give you any sort of quality control on those, because srsly I cannot say whether or not I and the other author will not randomly diverge on some crazy road-trip through shit.

Timeline of my longer Inception fics is as follows-

Brazil.

The movie itself.

Paradox.

You do not need to read Paradox or Brazil in any order, but I recommend strongly that you do not read Paradox till after watching the movie, there aren't really blatant spoilers, but still, best not to have something ruined.