poisonpensumihide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Um... Not sure what to say here. Nice to meet you? Name: Sumi Age: In dog years? Grown. Occupation: Freelance writer and student of life Hobbies: Reading, reading, making jewelry, reading, reading, anime, reading, and did I mention reading? Works in Progress: Bystander (Naruto X Gaara), rated M Snow in the Spring (Neji X Lee), rated T (for now) Comments: Please excuse my typos. I will attempt to fix them and re-upload the chapters as I find them. |
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It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Button Up Your Overcoat by psiten reviews
Ed could untie knots in the fifth and sixth dimensions blindfolded. He could convince the military he fell through a rabbit-hole, and even stop a Drachman invasion (with a little help), but he can't seem to avoid dating Roy Mustang (which is maybe okay). But here's hoping they can collar a General trying to trigger a three-way war before he destroys the world. 2003 Anime/Movie AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 145,011 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life by dmnq8 reviews
Just a couple of grumpy old men. Slight yaoi. Older!NaruSasu. Kiriban prize for Dictionarykiller. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Four Seasons by MoWa reviews
What does a string quartet consists of? A good violinist, the first violin. A bad violinist, the second violin. An ex-violinist, the viola. And someone who hates violinists altogether, the cello. Perfect for Team 7, don't you think? Eventual SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Midnight Memories by Daydreamer79 reviews
SasuNaru Itachi is left to care for a child whose existence has taunted his brother through the ages, driving him to the brink of insanity. Love becomes obsession and Sasuke's final hope is Naruto. Vampire, Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Drama, Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,126 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,819 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Snow in the Spring reviews
Lee's oldest and dearest friend, Neji, resurfaces and introduces himself to someone as Lee's lover! Is this just a ploy to silence hated, nosy people, or is there something deeper? AU. Rating may change as plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,907 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Neji H., Lee R.
Bystander reviews
Gaara breezes into town, running from his past. Naruto happens to be the first to greet him, quickly getting caught up in Gaara's web. Will contain mentions of sex, profanity, mentions of self harm and abuse, possibly drug use. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,199 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
