I used to deal table games in a casino and we shall say no more about that evil. I now work for an insurance company, an entirely different kind of evil. I am an aspiring author who has finished several novels, but I have no idea how to go about getting published, except that finding an agent is a good idea, so no luck there yet. My main hobbies are writing, revising, and writing fan fiction. I do that when I need time away from my own characters (they can be so darn demanding and argumentative), though sometimes the fan fiction can be just as bad. (Darn it, Jack Sparrow, I can hear you already. Get out of my head! Same goes to you, Doctor, and your little TARDIS too, and to Gigolo Joe, Legolas, and Gandalf! You too, Artemis Fowl, especially since I don't know if your story will ever get finished! Toad, Harry Potter, entire cast of the V television and book series, everybody-OUT! Most of your stories will never make it onto this site any way!)

Bwa ha ha ha. Obviously I need to get out of the house more often, before fiction takes over my life. (Then again, I wouldn't mind spending me life on the Black Pearl, or exploring alien worlds with the Doctor, or even hanging out with my original characters, so maybe I shouldn't complain.)

Otherwise I'm just a normal girl. (Heh, heh, heh. Sorry, I lied. Must be the stripe of pink hair. Which my mother approved of, by the way.)