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 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Birthday: October 12 Gender:Male Name: Like soul society i would tell you! Fav anime/manga: all i have seen or read. I mean, you try deciding! hobbies(not in order of favs): reading, video games, tv, watching/reading anime/manga clubs: anime/manga club fav website:youtube, , fanfiction.net fav type of fic: time travel I stole this from BuzzCat's profile, i had to! Who is your favorite character? What house would you be in? What character can you relate to the most? Mr. Weasley Whats your favorite scene from the movie(s)? Favorite chapter from the books? Whats your favorite movie? Favorite book? Which character do you hate the most? Favorite Death Eater? Favorite Marauder? Favorite member of the order? What's your favorite movie line? Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Duh! Fav Weasley? Adult? Professor? Dumbledore. Moony. Spell? Sweet? Place? Random Have you Been to A Release Party? Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yes, and i'm proud of it. It was depressing when my fav charactors, Mr. Dumbley and Fred died Ever had a Dream About Harry Potter? Been To A Fansite? Well duh! Did you /Do you have an absurd theory? Did you/Do you hide your obsession? Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Do You Agree With This? Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter? What Are They? Do you object to being called by them? Are your friends Supportive of your obsession? Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Beater. If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Do you like the books more or the movies? What would be your Animagus form? Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something (and then done it getting weird looks afterward), whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. This guy has a point... The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... ╔══╗ "1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane." by BuzzCat "If we die for them, I'm going to kill you!" -Ron Weasly, Harry Potter "I speak softly, but i carry a big stick." -Teddy Roosevelt "Just think: Whats the big F word in science? NO NOT THAT F WORD!" -My science teacher in his attempt to get us to learn "friction" (not my teacher, but anyway... XD XD) MyMusesSpeakToMe's Words of Wisdom Telling people what they want to hear is often very boring When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and demand BIGGER lemons If you cant make it, break it A friend is someone who will comfort you at a loved ones funeral, a best friend will be standing by the coffin, weeping alongside you Reality is more fun when you make it up Its one thing to use smart words. Its another thing all together to use them in a way that's really stupid When in doubt, say a quote Kids are the future. Be very afraid Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field =D You're only paranoid if everyone is against you Everything in this world exists to try to bring you down Those who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door Gravity is a guide line. Much like the Code. They say that if you know you're insane you really aren't insane, but if I know that then by saying I'm insane means that i'm saying that I'm not insane, I am decidably insane Few women admit their age, and fewer men act it War is pointless, fighting is fun! I know that you're right and everything is pointless and we're all going to eventually die, but contradicting you is too much fun Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your friends and enemies as far the hell away as possible from eachother or they'll team up to kill you! That's the great thing about British Television: the actors actually LOOK like they haven't had plastic surgery Be careful what you say. it may remind me of a song that must be sung. Those who wish to come between me and my work are most likely to succeed I didn't create this but it's FREAKING AWESOME (and very true) You say Twilight You say Edward (From connor-rox's profile...(some might be repeats, but I'm too lazy to actually edit it all out. Forgive me for the long profile. Too much funny stuff.) -If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty. -I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous -Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. -they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people. -so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? -save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate. - I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me -when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. -when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. -I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment? - love your enemies. it pisses them off -I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that. -life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over -smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept! -i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there -the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide -tell the truth and run -if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? -you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, I go save your pathetic butt -education is important. school however, is another matter. -i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends -all right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for - the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on -When in doubt, make up words! -Ask no questions and I will tell no lies. -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up -You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! -Come to the dark side, we have cookies! -A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! -I'm not insensitive, I just dont care -If two wrongs don't make a right, try three -Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! -the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! -When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. -A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... -Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. -When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. -Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... -Muffins are just ugly cupcakes_ A Day at Hogwarts by dreamqueen1 This is Bootiful the Bunny. Copy and paste Bootiful to your profile, so he can gain world domination! (\_/) This is Chester the Bunny. Help him reach his goal of world domination over Bootiful. Put him in your profile. NOW!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... :P I stole this from IWannaDream-Forever's profile: Doors are for people with no imagination. "I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my normal teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I generally do not permit people to talk when I am talking."- OOTP when Umbitch gets pwned by dear Minnie!! I love this quote very muchly. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!! If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do. 93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it. This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried that you have read the chant,you will meet this little the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. YOU Know You are obssesed to anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. If you have ever bumped your head while getting out from beneth the table because you were drawing on the bottom of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. Honorary Member of The Book of Log. If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments Position: Log worshipper Possible Book of Log Positons: Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid. Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended. Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months. Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken: For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling. For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 1-800-BAD-LOGS end_of_the_skype_highlighting to file a complaint. If 'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. 'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' 'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. 'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.' 'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none. 'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.' Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm skinny, so i MUST be anorexic. I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy. From BuzzCat's profile... YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) From BuzzCat's profile... 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me. If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. I swear to make no promises I cannot keep. If you’re robbing a bank and you’re pants fall down, I think it’s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny. Acupuncture is pointless. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire. I was so shocked when I was born that I didn’t talk for a year and half! The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. I’d buy you a drink, but i’d be jealous of the straw. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. I won't hesitate for a moment to avoid answering! The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. If you are going through hell, keep going. An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
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