A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.

Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?

Jim considers what his best option is given that he is no longer the Captain of the Enterprise. Slash.

Jessica died in that tragic battle down at Perdido Beach, but Drake wouldn't believe it. He brought her to the Darkness so it could bring her back to life. Well, it did, but let's just say...things didn't turn out as planned. Sequel to Choices

Chekov/OC! McCoy's niece is assigned to the Enterprise. There may be an adorable Russian Navigator in her future. Yeah, summaries are not my strong point... No dirtiness (Except maybe for Kirk being a bit suggestive!)!

Being a work of pure crack, of truly epic proportions, set around April Fool's Day on the Starship Enterprise, starring bodyswaps, lots of tribbles, and ewil crossover-vortexes of doom.

"Will we meet again someday?" "Of course we will." "Promise?" "Promise." A promise is never broken, no matter what.

As the bonfires of Midsummer are lit along the land, Berwald can only think of one thing. His summer Bride, Tino, and how badly he wants to be with him. Will Berwald's Midsummer plan fail as he thinks it will? Or will a small little flower ensure his love? Rated M for reasons.

Members of the crew observe each other asleep in varied circumstances - a series of short pieces in sundry styles.

Welcome to Starbook! Starbook is an interactive social network for members of Starfleet to stay in contact with friends and family. With Starbook, you can stay connected more ways than ever! / General Nonsense / SPIRK Kirk/Spock & SCONES Bones/Scotty

Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.

Poland just figured out that he's in love with Lithuania. But what should he do about it?

Drabble series. Just like the rest of the ones that live in the world of Leviathan. Hopefully, they will tickle your fancy... Rated T for some themes.

Canada is washed overboard on the way to visit France. finding himself on the frozen shore of a cold country with a Ominous shadow hanging overhead, what could possibly make it worse? RusXCan.

Submit your own charcter to be in the FAYZ. Who side are you on?

Not meant to be taken seriously at all. Loki has almost no caffeine tolerance.

Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship

Loki is left physically unable to perform part of his nightly routine. Thor decides to help.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Someone is dead. Another's thoughts and actions. What is going on? USxUK

Just a drabble that popped into my head in the wee hours of the morning. McCoy/OC

AU, UKUS. Transfer student Alfred Jones thought life couldn't be any worse after moving to England. However, when the British guy in his history class sends him a text that says "143," Alfred finds himself questioning his own sexuality. Sheesh, FML.

America and Russia sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better, I Can Do Anything Better Than You' at a G8 meeting,France follows with a lap dance to 'Peacock',Italy with 'Satellite' and England finishes with 'I am the very model of a Modern Major General'.

It was a promise made...and then betrayed. To Prussia, Russia was no more than an adverse comrade in war; to Russia, Prussia was no more than a rebellious property afterwards. At least, that's what they told themselves. First story, rating will go up.

DISCONTINUED ... I have no clue where this came from. America and England decide to stop for lunch. And who knows what will happen next? Rated T because of England's potty mouth. Crackish.

Mr. Kirkland has one strict rule; NO CELL PHONES IN CLASS. So, of COURSE, our favorite American and everyone else has to call him! :D

Love. For America and England, it's all that really matters. A collection of drabbles, mostly AUs, originally started for the Sweethearts Week on LiveJournal. Rating might go up. All USUK.

Collection of oneshots, Post-"Lies". To Diana, what is and what isn't no longer exist. Only dead faces and a murmur from something she can only see from the corners of her eyes.

Before the FAYZ,the pain, and the memory loss; what happens when Drake is in Perdido Beach the same day Jessica ditches church? Do they see each other? Do they stop and talk or simply walk by without a second glance?

He valued his scarf more for the memories than for the warmth it provided. The best way to remember the time when he could still love someone was to count the tear stains in his scarf. Song Meme about various pairings with Russia. Supposed to be a 10-shot

Matthew Williams just wants to feel love. Short poem.

Ivan's scarf was long enough. It would cover three people. Oneshot. Human and country names used. Ivan/Matthew/Gilbert

Little Matthew sees a lonely Ivan, and asks him to play. When he has to leave Matthew promises to come back. RussiaXCanada It's better than it sounds here.

a short- hopefully fluffy- one-shot I wrote on a whim, it's crack, you've been warned

and One Time He Didn't. Spock seems to frighten so many people without intending or realizing it. Here are related the tales of five times Pavel Chekov fell victim to this phenomenon, and one time Spock wasn't so bad. My first story. Reviews are adored.

USUK. Revolutionary war setting.

RussAme. Cold War. Angst. That's about it.

America tells Russia to get a hobby. Russia never does anything by halves.

You aren't my hero... Not anymore. USxUK AU Oneshot

That day started out just like any other day. Except it wasn't. That was the day when Alfred Jones met Arthur Kirkland, and...Well, just read. Warning: language, boys love, the usual...

"A low growl erupted in the back of his throat, and he pinched the bridge of his nose. This child would be the death of him." .:A fic in which li'l America is in need of being looked after and Russia is way in over his head:.

AU Two-shot: Long after Alfred fell asleep, Ivan's huge hands wrapped around his own, Ivan wished he had said no, but sunflowers find ways to baffle you. Russia/America slash. Human-names used. Please R&R!

"It hurt and I loved it. This is what I told myself because it was /true/. I /loved/ it..." erm. a little bit of a Natalia drabble. rated for violence

Kink Meme de-anon. Russia can't have America, so to content himself, he settles to doing little things to help him out. America notices his efforts.

Natalya thinks Christmas is just another ordinary day, but who comes knocking on her door to change all that?

When Germany holds a World Meeting over Christmas, the nations are left restless. So, Russia and America duke it out the only way they can: snowballs. Rated mostly for Prussia's mouth. implied USUK and RusChin if you squint.

In 1989, Russia and America witnessed the fall of the wall that symbolized their war. America attempts to comfort the one he's considered to be his enemy for over fifty years in the very city that represents just how different their ideals are.

Negotiations with a new planet turn into a party and Jim gets drunk and is forced to sing. What will he sing and what will the results be? Pure crack fic

A short poem about Russia's thoughts on hearing Lithuania will be leaving the USSR. RusLiet.

Captain Kirk is many things, bold, charismatic, daring, and, almost unquestionably, a genius. However, when he makes a certain Vulcan tell a horror story to the Bridge Crew and himself...he may just wind up getting a bit more than he bargained for.

The seed of fear can trap us in our own prison. What's behind the eyes of the people we think we know?

We Were Warned... how ridiculous this movie would be.

Jim asked five questions about Tarsus. He received five answers.

Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.

A series of drabbles about Bones. and his tendency to say "Damnit, Jim," or shout other expletives, generally pertaining to the fact that he is a physician and not anything else, Damnit!

It's a fact of life that your partner will have a quirk that drives you crazy. Spock is no exception. K/S/M.

Oh no... The Fangirls got aboard the Enterprise. Don't worry though, no one's gonna die! Probably! You can never know with thoes Fangirls though... Warning! This is a crack!fic! More warnings inside, but that's the main one. Prompt inside!

Because Jim Kirk is Jim Kirk, it's hard to tell when he is more than just attracted to someone. Lt. Uhura has come up with 10 signs to look for to see if your captain may just be in love with your boyfriend. S/K with K&U S&U (Proofread version available on AO3 as 10 Signs Your Boyfriend and Captain are More than Just Attracted to (in Love with) each other)

A series of oneshots featuring our beloved Enterprise crew experiencing life, love, and friendship. NO SLASH, some Spock/Uhura. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Read, review, and please enjoy!

"Ariadne. She was the one who had helped him wake up to reality. And he had never thanked her for saving him. He had not even said a proper goodbye. But then, the door bell rang." Post Film. Dom/Ariadne Please Review! Chapter 15 Up! 350 Plus Reviews! YAY

McCoy catches Jim dancing sexily around their quarters, singing along to ABBA and wearing only his boxers. God only knows where it will lead... Rated for sexual innuendo and gratuitous ABBA.

Arthur out of control isn't a pretty sight, either. Premovie.

The crew has found an ancient karaoke machine and with a little encouragement, they light up the nightlife on board. Total crack!fic

The crew have unanimously chosen their team – and it's Team Spirk. They just have to convince Jim and Spock. One-shot

"These things that are happening to them... it's obvious that it's a reaction to something that happens in their minds. This has to be something that happened in there. But Jim would never do this. There…there has to be someone else in there."

Spock misses one staff meeting and, as a consequence, breaks the newest ship-board regulation. Uhura explains, and has an idea concerning that new regulation. Probably oughta say: This is a story about people who appreciate language, and each other...

Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?

Pre-slash can be read as gen . Kirk/Spock. Academy AU, into which I've crammed about as many in-jokes as I could think up. A collection of drabbles/moments placed in loosely chronological order.

Response to the daily prompt of 13th July by the United States Enterprise forum. Jim pulls a group of friends and some new cadets together and concocts a plan... to get Spock drunk. Rated for randomness.

Its here at last, Star Trek Amusingly Reviewed by moi. Lots of cracky random goodness, including Epic!Kirk, Adorable!Chekov and Spock channelling Elphaba. Come in and join the fun : Live long and laugh. Reviews tres welcome. Queen out.

Spock goes to great lengths to save Leonard from an enemy. Leonard has a realization. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: Crimes & Misdemeanors.

Crack. A translation mistake leaves the Enterprise crew with an interesting reputation on a newly discovered planet. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: Crimes & Misdemeanors.

Winona has to pick Sam & Jim up from the sheriff's office. Again. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: Crimes & Misdemeanors.

Sarek sometimes wonders about the aspects of Earth culture Amanda chooses to teach their son. Amanda is endlessly amused by her men. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: Crimes & Misdemeanors.

Sometimes feelings aren't as illogical as some might think.

A tutorial on how to write a story. By Spock and yours truly. Totally random and completely pointless. Sequel to "Spock's Rules for Reviews."

Sarek gives Spock... The Talk. One-shot.

When the offspring of past revolutionaries are exposed, no cat is safe from the call for blood, and when the ideals of those revolutionaries find a place in the present, a war will begin. A story of forbidden love and despicable betrayal. mild slash.

Kirk/Spock slash. Fluffy! Kirk pop's the question in the most unlikely of moments. How will Spock respond? Rated to be safe. Contains 2 separate stories, each with Kirk asking the question of a lifetime! COMPLETE!

Parents gone, older sister gone, life is good for Jessica. Until the Coates Academy kids come on down to Perdido beach bringing Drake into her life. Sadistic, psychotic and insane but Jessica could see past all that. Will he accept her or push her away?

50 Things that the Enterprise Crew are No Longer Allowed to Do - I know this has probably been done before, but I was in the mood for some comedy. Added Chap 2: The crew, headed up by Captain Kirk, plot their replies to the Admirals. I'm really done now.

The final stand at the end of Ptolemy's Gate. Spoilers, oneshot.

Due to a Freak Transporter Incident that May or May Not have involved Scotty’s Tinkering, Kirk and Spock are TRANSPLANTED TO MIDDLE EARTH. No, really. Crack. Crossover with Lord of the Rings.

After the dissolution of the USSR, America comforts an upset Russia. De-Anoned from the Kink Meme.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

Finland wakes in the night to the sound of snow fall, and ends up in the sitting room, watching the snow and thinking of all that's happened to him and his Su-san. Oneshot, SuFin

Berwald nodded in reply and wrapping arms around the Fin’s waist then placing his chin on the top of his head, “M’kay.” No other words needed to be exchanged; the atmosphere was filled with emotion that could clearly be read. The barrier had been broken.

Mafuyu thinks about her and Sasha's relationship. "I love him...I only wish that he would love me back..." SASHA MAFUYU lOVE *

The story of Sweden and Finland in accordance to the song "Samson" by Regina Spektor. Shonen-ai...SuFin. ONESHOT. Uhhh rated T because of ideologically sensitive topics. Read it...I promise it's much better than my summary.

He thought it was just a simple gift. He was wrong.

Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.

Kitty tries to find a way to reunite Bartimaeus and Ptolemy. But what happens when she gets caught up in murder, theft, and a plot of power? Rated T to be safe

For Berwald, it was easy. For Tino, it was just adorably predictable. Sweden/Finland. Berwald/Tino. SuFin.

Out of the shadows, a dark figure swooped down and alighted on the ground silently. The shadow rose to its feet, towering – a pitch black - that loomed over Harry and Dumbledore… "DEMENTOR!" shrieked Harry. He dove into the dumpster. Oneshot. OOCness.

What would have happened had America sat in Busby's Chair?

14. Writing something does not mean necessarily writing a story. Finland finds Su-san is a better writer than him... and cries. Now a series, due to popular request. Thanks, guys!

Chekov isn't the only whiz kid at the Academy. Hot-headed Natalia Flores is also young, bright, and fairly naive. And there are several things she wants to do to the Russian, the least of which involves pain and a bit of revenge. Chekov/OC

A tutorial on how to get reviews. By Spock and yours truly. Totally random and completely pointless.

Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship. No slash, just fluff.

THIS HAS NOTHING 2 DO W/ BACKYARDIGANS HAHAHAHAHAH no its funny though so read-me and me buddy Lottolily made it

A poem for Hai based on the poem Tiger, Tiger.

This is the song from Hawksong, Snakecharm, Falcondance, Wolfcry, and Wyvernhail. I DID NOT WRITE IT. Enjoy! Pretty! Will like even if you didn't read the books!

Spock has to let go his partner ... but he doesn't do it as a free will

A Bartimaeus Trilogy ending. After Ptolemy's Gate. Nathaniel is in a coma after surviving Nouda. Kitty plans a way to help him...by summoning the djinni Bartimaeus once again inside Nat's body! Bartimaeus Trilogy belongs to Jonathan Stroud. READ & REVIEW!

A whacky and hilarous LOTR parody about Frodo and the rest of the gang. Read and enjoy their troubles, sorrows, and utter stupidity! Please R&R!