Hello Everybody!

Im a Pisces

I love yaoi, reading, cooking, playing videogames, reading fanfiction, going on vacation, writing poems, being with family and friends.

I hate people who jerk me off for money and fakers (If you don't have them don't fucking buy them).

My favorite animes are Naruto,Bleach,Ouran Highschool Host Club,Inuyasha,Prince of Tennis,Fullmetal Alchemist,Saiyuki,BlackCat, Beyblade, YuYu Hakusho, DragonBall Z, One Piece, and Death Note.

My favorite shows are the Boondocks,Family Guy,the Cleavland Show,the Simpsons,Wizards of Waverly Place,Johnny Test,South Park,Drawn Together, Teen Titans, Wrestling, Degrassi, Total Drama Series, The Proud Family .

Naruto
NaruSasu
KakaIta (They were in the Anbu together)
KyuuIta
LeeGaara
ShinoKiba
JugoKimi
PeinIta
JiraOro (Older verison of NaruSasu)
SasoDei
KibaSui

Bleach
IchiHitsu (Watch Bleach the Diamond Dust Rebellion to see why)
RenjiByakuya
ShunshiUkitake (Their so Close)
GrimmUlqurr (They lust for each other)
HisagiIzura
IkkaYumi
ChadUsida

OuranHSHC
HikaruKaoru
TamakiKyoya
HoneyHaruhi
MoriHaruhi

InuYasha
InuSessh (Brotherly Love)
KogaMir
MirSan

Prince of Tennis
AtobeRyoma (Royal Pair)

Fullmetal Alchemist
RoyEd
GreedEnvy

Saiyuki
SanzoGoyjo
HakkaiGoku

Blackcat
SvenTrain

Beyblade
TysonKai
MaxRei
BrianTala

YuYu Hakusho
YusukeHiei
KuwabaraKurama

Dragonball Z
GokuVegeta
GohanTrunks

One Piece
ZoroLuffy
AceSanji

Death Note
LLight

Boondocks
HueyRiley

South Park
StanKyle (Style)
CraigTweek (Creek)
DamonPip (Dip)

Teen Titans
BBRae
RobStar
CyborgBee

WWE
Hardycest
TedCody
BastisaRey
TripleHShawn
ChrisEdge
JohnCMPunk

Fruit Basket KyoYuki ShigureHatori

Put this on your
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Naruto!

"5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions."
"667. Evil and then some."
"Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more."
"And to think, you're the end result of millions of years of evolution."
"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day."
"Are you a side effect of my medication?"
"Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel."
"Boys are like pennies, two-faced and worthless."
"Chaos...Panic...Disorder...My work here is done."
"Come talk to me when you have some money."
"Come to the dark side; we have cookies."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!"
"Don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself."
"Don't tell me to watch my blood pressure. I have no blood!"
"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."
"Fight Organized Crime: Abolish the IRS."
"For the record, I blame you."
"Gnomeland Secrurity."
"Gone to my happy place. Back soon."
"Goose a dragon and you're toast."
"Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it."
"Have a nice day but leave me out of it."
"Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"
"I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass."
"Idiocy is the essence of the male mind."
"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"I don't get mad, I get even."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"If I die, I'm taking you with me! Oh...you're dying? Forget I said anything."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen."
"If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone."
"I hate it when I get food in my sand."
"I have a dream, and in it something eats you."
"I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed."
"I like it in my happy place, for they know me there."
"I like stress. It makes me hurt people."
"I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place!"
"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth."
"I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them."
"I'm too tired to tell the truth."
"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?"
"Instant Human: just add coffee."
"I put ketchup on my ketchup."
"Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?"
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for."
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."
"I've said it once, but it's worth repeating. Anime: Crack is cheaper."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Jesus is my best friend, but he never lends me money."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."
"Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where hell is my ceiling?"
"Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 272 words. The Ten Commandments had 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,297 words."
"Manga: The Anti-Drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how could you possibly afford drugs?!"
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up."
"My homework ate my dog!"
"My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back."
"My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"No need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper, and complain."
"NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again."
"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time."
"Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..."
"Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!"
"Only in America do drive-in ATM's have Braille lettering."
"Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances."
"Only in America do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight."
"Only in America is the slowest traffic time of the day reffered to as 'rush hour'"
"Ow, my brain hurts."
"Please do not throw anything or anybody into the fish pond."
"Sarcasm is just one more survice I offer."
"Self Destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. (explodes)"
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"Smile. It confuses people."
"Sorry, mind closed until further notice."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Sugar is good for you."
"Take one step closer and I'll run away."
"Tell me your sob story...I need a good laugh."
"That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again."
"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."
"The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not."
"The stupider people think you are, the more suprised they are when you kill them."
"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!"
"They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!"
"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"Tucking fypos!"
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back in God's face and yell, 'Make your own damn lemonade!'"
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh."
"Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storms suck!'"
"Your participle is dangling."
"You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you."

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

13.This is your captain speaking I just took 7 bottles of sleeping pills so have a good flight.

If you laugh, copy and paste this to your profile! XD (I know you did!!)

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over, you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an employee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

18. Find 2 balls and a bra put the bra on and the balls inside the bra and start sing "My milkshakes" in the center of the store while wiggling your hips.

Put ipod on shuffle.Answer questions below: this should be interesting...

1. How does the world see you?

Asterik - Orange Range

2. Will you have a happy life?

Do Your Thing - *NSYNC

3. What do people really think of you?

Into the Night - Carlos Santana ft. Chad Kroger

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Whats Your Fantasy? - Ludacris

5. How can you make others happy?

Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship

6. How can you make yourself happy?

For You - Azu

7. What should you do with your life?

Doesn't Really Matter - Janet Jackson

8. Will you ever have children?

I Wish - Home Made Kazoku

9. What is some good advice for you?

My Answer - Seamo

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

No Rain No Rainbow - Home Made Kazoku

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Ayo Technology - 50 cent ft. Justin Timberlake and Timberland

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Crossroads - Bone Thugs 'N Harmony (That song can make anybody cry)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Not Your Friend - Case

14. What is your day going to be like?

Falling in Love - Falling Up

15. Why are you here?

Dreaming - Frou Frou

16. What will people remember you for?

Two of Us - *NSYNC

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

She's a Dream - Backstreet Boys

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

Faint - Linkin Park

19. What will this year be all about?

Take Me There - Mya and Blackstreet

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Diggin on You - TLC

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Easy Walk - Home Made Kazoku

22. Your message to the world:

Unwell - Matchbox 20

23. Your deepest secret:

EVerything You Want - Vertical Horizon

24. Your innermost desire:

No Scrubs - TLC

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Suga Suga - Baby Bash and Frankie J.

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Nothing At All - Carlos Santana ft. Musiq

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Rise and Shine - Home Made Kazoku

28. Right now, your feelings are:

Seize the Day - Bless

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Butterfly - Crazytown

30. You scream during kissing:

Sexy Love - Ne-Yo

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

Getting Away With Murder - Papa Roach

32. Your friends describe you as:

Nukumori - Home Made Kazoku

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

Numb - Linkin Park

34. Your philosophy in life is:

Rain - Creed