Name: Patti

(3/7/13) Added a little rant in.

(2-10-13) I've updated some info

(1/31/13) Wow, it's been a long time since I've been on he submitting side of this site, but I'm back. I'm trying to get back into writing but doing the one-shot requests, so please check that out. Sorry for being in the dark so long.

(6-22-11)I apologize for falling off the face of the Earth for so long. It’s been difficult for me to write. First, my four pages of story ideas/part went missing, my book of stories disappearing twice, writer’s block, and now my laptop (which held more than 7 unpublished stories at least partway done – my only copies) is no longer working. I'll try and post more soon.

Also, as I have sadly put a story in Hiatus, I have decided to only post one-shots or pre-completed stories on here.

I used to write for Twilight but my interests and muses for it are gone. I don’t read much Twilight FF anymore and have really got into Harry Potter. Before you begin to read my writings, you should know three things :

1: I completely suck at spelling and grammar. Spell check will only catch so much.

2: I’m not good at keeping pace and writing on a pattern. If you don’t like it, take it up with my brain and muses. Also, I’m not British so words may not be right.

3: I am quiet crazy and Random at times, so don’t be shocked if thing are weird. As you guess from my name, I like the “evils”. Truth is I like most pairings, though and H/G is not my favorite pairing, though I will read them if I like the summaries. For more on me please see below.

Opinions and Rants: (if you don't care, skip this part :P)

Harry/Ginny: DON'T REALLY LIKE!! I have nothing against Ginny, its just so many people write her!! i think that the way JK wrote her into the books isnt to great. instead of throwing them together in the sixth book, she could have made them better friends after he saved her and slowly letting them fall in love, its "wammmmm! kiss! love! break up!! Marry w/ kids!!!!" i can read it but it has to have a good summery or a long chapter soul bond.

Harry/Girl: i like Harry with any girl, other then above, though some it has to be really well written for me to like (Harry/Lav, they just seem so different). i like minor characters cuz JK didn't give us many details so we can go over the moon with them :)! though, I'm a sucker for a good H/Hr!

Harry/Guy: I'll read it but I don't think I have the skill to write it.

Bashing: To Bash, or Not to Bash, that is the question. I can read were any character is bashed (or not bashed) and still like the story. The way I feel:

Dumbledore: Don't really like him, one of my favorite to read bashed. with all the plans and manipulations. He should have saw abuse with Harry's letter. though, I can write/read him good or bad.

Ginny: I don't really love her, though i don't mind her to much. Depends on how she is written

Hermione: I don't like her bashed, but if it it goes with the story line, bash away.

Ron: Don't really like him too much. He left harry a few to many times to be a true friend, plus the jealousy... He has to been written well or I begin to dislike them

Snape: I like him is "Snape raises Harry fics" but i gotta admit he can be a greasy git and hes not to nice but ether way is good.

Sirius: Only in a good "Snape-Raises-Abandoned-Harry" stories can he be bashed!!!!! otherwise i get sad! HE DID NOT DIE! LALALALALA, I'M NOT LISTENING, YOU CANT MAKE ME!! LALALALALA!

James: I prefer him not bashed, cuz in to many ffs, he gets the short end of the stick (with all the SS/LE out there) but if its well written i don't mind. Twin BWL are the exception.

Lily: I really like her, i only like her bashed in Twin BWL fics, and I've seen one or Two Pro-Snape, Anti-Lily Fictions.

OCs: I have writen them (manily when I was newer), not the bigest fan. I like some, but if I can tell you made yourself a OC (Most of those suck, I should know, I've made one) useually don't read it.

(Updated 2-10-13) Fem-Harry: I LOVE it! especially with Fem-Harry/Good-Draco! I've read/looked at Fem-Harry/Neville on deviantart, but I haven't found one on FF (if you see one or write one, please let me know!) though i can be ruined easily. i have had a hard time finding these, if you see a good one PM me and ill see if I've read it. Fem!Harry/Twin is awesome too, and so is Fem!Harry/Charlie, and Fem!Harry/Blaise and Fem!Harry nearly anyone.

But: I will not read or write Fem!Harry/Sirius or Fem!Harry/Snape. Sirius is a father figure to Harry, female or not, so I don't like this pairing. Snape was in love with Harry's mother; being in love with her kid is creepy to me.

I'll give any other pairing a chance, but I don't guaranty it'll work out

Stories: (Updated 3/7/13)

The Insane OneshotsPlot Bunnies: Hate most of whats in it, will not be updated.

My Own Kind: Discontinued (I started writing this story over 2 and 1/2 years ago. The muse and inspiration for it are long gone, please don't ask for it to be continued)

Haylie Doesn't Do Normal: Complete. Sequal? No (I'm happy where it left off)

A Flaw I Their Plan: Complete. Sequal? Probably not.

Okay, I need to take a minute to rant right here. I might update this story some day. But right now, I have no inspiration to do so. If this changes, I'll let everyone know. But until then, no amount of begging or ordering will change my mind. In fact, if another person orders me to add more, I can promise you I NEVER will. I do this for fun, I am not a machine who spits out stories at will.

Fem!Harry House of Requests: Open to requests

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... (Bold the ones that apply to you)
There were only 150 Pokémon.
Digimon was popular.
Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
We didn't have terrorists, we had Team Rocket.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pigeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Caribbean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about was cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Don't you miss it?