Malkshakehide bio
Author has written 21 stories for Invader Zim, Cyberchase, Jackie Chan Adventures, Xiaolin Showdown, Kid vs Kat, Fairly OddParents, Phineas and Ferb, Backyardigans, Glee, King Of The Hill, Luigi's Mansion, Simpsons, Futurama, Vampire Diaries, Samurai Pizza Cats, SpongeBob SquarePants, King of Queens, Garfield, House, M.D., and Malcolm in the Middle. Hi. I write anti-fics for my own amusement, and maybe yours too, if you like that kind of thing. Seriously, guys, Fanfiction is a joke in general anyways, don't bitch to me about my stories and how much they offended you. Read a book if you want something good. Anyways, if you have any reccomendations for stuff to write on, please let me know. REQUESTED STUFF TO WRITE ABOUT Hannah Montana, Avatar the Last Airbender, American Dad, and Family Guy. I'll get on it soon! Also, I might do a sequel to Cybersex has an adventure, because I found out that fucking show, Cyberchase, is still going on. I mean what the fuck? If you like offensive stories, check out my lists of favourite stories and authors. There is some really funny shit there. - Malky |
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Twilight: The Rapist by hitko333 reviews
This is my first fanfic, but I tried really hard. This is a story recommended for Anti-Twilight fans like myself. So enjoy and please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
WTF by myster.ysock2 reviews
If you've read a million fics and are seeing a theme, this may give you a chuckle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Sick & Twisted Doug Funny Fan Fiction Trilogy by the silent army reviews
This is a work of fan fiction that truly exemplifies the meaning of fan fiction. The cast of Doug engage in blasphemous sex and use drugs.
Doug - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
The Twilight Unbook by youheapslovei reviews
When the retarded redneck Betsy Swan moves to the small town of ladles to live with her grandpappy in his trailer, she is befuddled to meet a mysteriously insane, sporadic albino boy named Edwin Cullen. Action-packed with humour and innuendos. A Parody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Necro Beast by peanut-butter-jam reviews
The story of Bella, Jacob and Edward and how she has to choose between bestiality and necrophilia. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Smurf Zombies by Kevin F. Pickett reviews
The whole Smurf Village is overrun with the Zombie disease. Brainy and Smurfette seem to be the only ones not infected. The story begins with a moment of passion between two Smurfs.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Hannah Montana's Daily routine by The Guild of Zeros reviews
A story about the nasty things Hannah does in her daily life.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Bear in the Big Blue House: A Trivial Production by Fighting-this-War reviews
A spoof script of this awesome kids' programme. Rated M for mature content, swearing, things that could cause possible offence.
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Ron's Fun Filled day by John Hemmingway reviews
Oh Ron, what shenanigans will you get into this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Klaatu Has a Secret by heygurlheyyyy reviews
It will change his life 4eva! :O
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009
Scooby Doo and the Sluts! by Shelle-belle1972 reviews
Shaggy gets really mad when he finds out Fred and the girls have been up to no good!
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo
Stepbrothers,Friends,and Rivals fall for eachother by phineasfer reviews
Its a normal day in danville when Phineas and ferb are under a tree, but is it a normal day lets find out. Rated M for strong language and heavy sexual content. READ AND REVIEW
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009
Klaatu and Gort by Berlitza reviews
Just what title say.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
The Itinerant Lover by Serendipity1 reviews
This is a work of satire. Any resemblance to non-satirical works is completely dulled by the delight of comedy. A 'romantic' interlude between the brothers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Mr Ratburn Has Tourettes by NocturneD reviews
Mr. Ratburn is diagnosed with the Tourettes syndrome where it causes him to shout vulgar things at the children of his classroom, now the people had enough and have him fired. contains crude humor and alot of bad language
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - N. Ratburn - Complete
A Day In The Life by Auriella reviews
Action...interpretive Dance...and a hell lot of pot. Crackfic.
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Mystery Machine Drug Bust by ToastMmHot reviews
The time has come. The gang: Freddie, Daphne, Shaggy, Velma, and Scooby have finally been busted by the police for possession of drugs.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Harry Who and the Magical Pink Thong by Ramen no Baka reviews
Ron's gay, Hermonie has a sex change, Dumbledore is a tooth fairy, and TheCrabWhoShallNotBeNamed is coming...please...run.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Godchild Molestation by DCourtes reviews
Cosmo messes up big time on Earth and in Fairy World. Antifanfic for “The Fairly Oddparents” Written by a friend of mine. Edited and published by me. Warnings inside!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
The Misadventures of Bert and Ernie by English Elite Group reviews
Bert and Ernie go out to the titty bars, Get chased by kids' ghosts through WalMart, and deal with Newman! Rated 'T' for some mild suggestive themes. Please R&R!
Sesame Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006
Paper Mario Ver 20 by super dark link reviews
My version of paper mario. WARNING: NOT INTENDED FOR MARIO LOVERS....
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2006
Doug's escapades by funniefan reviews
Just a story I wrote about Doug...humor rated R for language.
Doug - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2005
The REAL Teletubbies by Machine Gun Kath reviews
What happens when the TT's get bored
Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2003
Luigi Goes Postal by James Verne reviews
Luigi is fed up with always being in Mario's shadow. So he trades in his vacuum for an arsenal of weapons, including a shotgun, an assault rifle, and a rocket launcher. 'nough said.
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2003
The Lost Episode of Bear in the Big Blue House by Hillside Dancing On reviews
This is a twisted, nasty episode. But I want to make little kids cry. Enjoy the nastyness of Bear at his worst!
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2002
Scooby Doo....Where are WE? by Bill420 reviews
Scooby and those crazy hippie kids are cruisin in the Mystery Machine....and as usual trouble isn't far behind.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Malcolm's Worst Day reviews
Malcolm has a very bad day.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
House: Series Finale reviews
Everyone's had enough of House being a prick.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
The Cat Who Loved Lasagna reviews
Jon gets his own back on Garfield, who then dies tragically. Will Jon move past his guilt and regret?
Garfield - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
King of Queers reviews
Doug and Carrie have a fight.
King of Queens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Spongebob the Contraceptive Sponge reviews
Squidward finally snaps.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Stefan's Emo Life reviews
A day in in the life of Stefan the emo. But can a mysterious visitor cheer him up?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Speedy's Little Problem reviews
Speedy has a problem, Guido helps him.
Samurai Pizza Cats - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Vampire Stupidity reviews
Damon is sad that Stefan doesn't like him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Fuckerama reviews
This show doesn't deserve a category.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Shitsons reviews
The Simpsons have an eventful day.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Luigi's Whorehouse reviews
Luigi wins a whorehouse, but has to face some tough challenges to have sex with Mario.
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Hank Hill meets his doom reviews
Hank accidentally destroys Arlan.
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
Glee gets freaky reviews
A typical day at McKinley High. This story is really twisted, but amusing, paticularily if you consider Glee stupid, or if you like Glee but have a good sense of humour.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
A Twisted Backyardigans reviews
The Backyardigans just can't decide what to do today.
Backyardigans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Phineas and Ferb's awesome day reviews
Phineas and ferb have the best day of their lives.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Fairly Queer Parents reviews
Timmy has a weird wish that doesn't come true.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Coop's weird day reviews
Coop has a strange day that just keeps getting weirder.
Kid vs Kat - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
A Very Interesting Showdown reviews
The Xiaolin monks have a really weird showdown.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
The JTeam Messes Up reviews
Jackie screws up badly.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
Cybersex has an adventure reviews
The Cybersquad has a very exciting mission.
Cyberchase - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
Invader Zim Unrated reviews
Zim and Dib find out something about themselves.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
