Sometimes I find that a bottle of strong milk will calm my impulses.

No one lives here, well... except me.

Revising the plot of Murder because there are issues with the timeline. Prologue has already been revised, chapter one will be done soon.

Plot bunnies (i don't know why they're called that but anyway- onwards!):

Icarus (working title), Megamind fanfic: Why was Megamind redeemable? Why does Hal seem to not possess any good traits? I read a Metro High Megamind fanfiction which at the end had Hal take a gun and shoot everyone in his high school... Grim, but the explanation was that Hal had Aspergers Syndrome and it was never (treated? Sorry, dunno what you do with mental illnesses, cringe...) So this is an idea; Hal Stewart- from Metro High onwards to current film, what if he moved away and made friends, his Aspergers dealt with and when he returned with perhaps friend in tow, he could make a comeback! Ever see those fanfics where the protagonist goes away on training (without montage of training shots) and comes back oh so mysterious? I do... though trying not to make it too cliche. Slow drama, possibly a new alien involved by name of: Scipio Sicarius Isaacs.

The Parting Shot (working title), Naruto fanfic: Formerly an ANBU at a young age, a mission gone terribly wrong destroyed his chakra coils, rendering him unable to continue being a ninja. Yoku Azarashi becomes a council member on the Civilian Council and tries to get the laws to avoid giving the blond haired jinchuuriki any trouble. He will try to succeed... Less fast paced than Murder of Crows, again with my themes of why are some people irredeemablee?- In Naruto, both canon and fanfiction, the councils (shinobi and civilian) are the inner Kanoha political threats... seriously! Everyone thought that Naruto was evil! Bullshit, there must have been at least one person, if not, then I'm writing his story.

I Lie Upside Down, Bleach fanfic: I know I know, its a bleach fanfic. My previous one was terrible, I keep it up here on the possibility- no, actually I dunno why I haven't removed it. Too lazy I think, though I should. Regardless, this foray into the Bleach universe takes place during the recent arc; Quincies have invaded Soul Society and the leader of them all who uses a sword, hmm... breaks into Aizen's prison to ask for his help in destroying Soul Society. A prisoner on the floor above Aizen uses this as an oppertunity to break free, leaving Soul Society behind and journeying into the outskirts of the afterlife. A team led by Captain Hitsugaya pursues him.

Keeping my Existence (working title), Xiaolin Showdown fanfic: Jack Spicer hasn't really got a back story in the canon, its mostly just whitewashed and inked over with the red haired makeup wearing albino who makes deathbots in his basement. Child experiments and dark survivalism, my take on Jack Spicer and his origins, "in the silent cell, experiment one had the floor."

Prophecy Challenge!

Okay so I haven't updated in a while, but I promise that my fanfictions aren't dead, they're just kinda comatose for now, hibernating until I get moving with them. Right now I am in a form of personal hell and have no inspiration. However, have you noticed that with Harry Potter fanfictions, the other kinds of prophecies used are all dark and mysterious, but I just wanted to send one out there that was a little more random and maybe forced writers to give in to that silly little impulse to write nonsense (giving into my Inky spark!) so here is my "prophecy" which dare I say could be used in one of my own fanfictions, maybe a new one (I can hear you screaming "don't you dare!" hahaha)... so I won't then. Here it is, enjoy,

Begins collaboration of triumvirate three,

Whose meeting occurs on Midwinters Eve,

To conclude conflict with Darke sorcery,

First-most a Hatted Rabbit with stilted grin,

Middlemost a traitorous Rat who tends to sin,

Finally with Child of Storm ready for end to begin,

To meet on Midwinters Eve,

At three minutes past eight fifteen.