Countdown To FANG!!

Hey hey hey hey!!
wassup my peeps!! (my sad attempt to be gangsta.) :D

i'm lys. nice to meet'cha!

PROUD FILIPINA!! :D :D

Soooo... i love to write stories. in my free time im either writing or drawing manga.

Any requests for a drawing or a story, just PM me!!
(But i won't necessarily take your request, just sayin. :)

PM me! Even if yah just wanna talk... :)

xx lys

I've been PM'ed, and YES, THE FACON PICTURE IS MINE! Amazing thanks to Liz (aka PHOENIX FANATIC) for the link/mention, even though it's a pretty horrible drawing :D

For you guys that don't feel like visiting her profile (although you should ;])

here is the link to my FACON PICTURE!

I LOVE THIS!!

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.

My Mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Famous Last Words

Hey, watch this!

Poke it with a stick, see if it's dead.

What could possibly go wrong?

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

I've got a great idea!

Where'd you put the bomb?

RUN!!

Hey, that looks like fun!

I wonder what this does...

Red or blue, red or blue...?

Oh, crap.

Why's it bubbling?

Guys, you gotta see this!

Music Test (Copy and Paste Questions):

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

What is the first thing you say in the morning? - Headstrong- Trapt (THIS SONG IZ BEAST)

Your teacher is... - Party in the USA- Miley Cyrus

What's written on your classroom's white board? - Outta Here- Esmee Denters

How would you describe your next door neighbors? - Leave Out All The Rest- Linkin Park

What would your best friend say about you? - Flightless Bird, American Mouth- Iron and Wine

How do you feel right now? -Teardrops on my Guitar- Taylor Swift :)

What's on your bedside table right now? - On the Good Ship Lollipop- Shirley Temple (whatever. :D)

What did you do when you woke up this morning? - The Climb- Miley Cyrus

When you open your closet you see... - Use Somebody- Kings of Leon

What did you say after you last attened a concert? How Far We've Come- Matchbox 20 :D

If you had to write a Twilight fanfic right now, what would the title be? - Bebot- Black Eyed Peas (bebot bebot be-be-bebot... PILIPINO! PILIPINO!

A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be... - Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's (hmm. love this song)

Your life's theme song is... - Two is Better than One- Boys Like Girls ft. Taylor Swift (ugh. really? i've had enough of sappy love songs in my life)

How would you describe what you're doing at this moment? - Empire State of Mind- Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys

If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? - In the Ayer... Flo Rida ft. (really? really. :P)

Your motto is... - According to You- Orianthi (ohh,

If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy... - Misery Business (music vid :D) Paramore

What did you dream about last night? - Amazing- Janelle

Any last words? - The Loco-Motion- Little Eva (okay, i'm not a weirdo, it's for my sister's dance recital :D)

What do you like in a guy/girl? - My Hallelujah Song- Julianne Hough

What is your life's purpose? - 2B A Master- Pokémon (well, i guess that's a little awkward.)

What's 2+2? - 3- Britney Spears (and the awkwardness continues...)

What song will you dance to at your wedding? - Crushcrushcrush- Paramore

What will they play at your funeral? - Jump then Fall- Taylor Swift

What do you think of your friends? - You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift (baha.)

How will you die? - Never Too Late- Three Days Grace (soo... i guess that means I'm NOT committing suicide,)

What do you think of the person you like? - Bella's Lullaby

What do your parents think of you? - Paranoid- JoBros

What's your biggest secret? - Boom Boom Pow- Black Eyed Peas (gotta love the Peas!)

so, tha's about it. PM me, and a quick note-

I OWN NOTHING!!

let's do it again, in all bold-and-italics-and underlining-glory... and not to mention capitals, can't forget those...

I DON'T--THAT'S RIGHT-DO NOT-- OWN ANY OF THIS WONDERFUL CRAP THAT I WRITE!!

luffles from lys~