Bezelburrhide bio
Author has written 10 stories for Mentalist, and iCarly. My name is Elizabeth, but please call me Bez. I'm super addicted to The Mentalist, to the point that I should seek professional help. But I'm not going to do that because I refuse to give up my fix. ;) Random facts about Bez: my favorite color is orange, I'm a natural blond but I'm currently sporting an auburn style, I'm interested in joining the marines, and I'll very soon be of legal drinking age (May 27th!). Favorite TV Shows: The Mentalist (as if you can't tell that by my fics), iCarly, House MD, NCIS, Fringe, Scrubs Favorite Cartoons: Codename: Kids Next Door, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, a lot of other cartoons that no longer show on TV :( Oh, and I have a bad habit of not finishing things. So if you want me to update anything faster, feel free to annoy me to update something, and I'll work harder to actually write my stuff! |
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Lavinia by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: When tragedy strikes Jane and Lisbon find their roles are reversed. Lisbon is now the one who is shattered and Jane has to attempt to pick up the pieces. Jisbon. Warning: Violence and Graphic Imagery
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,933 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
One and Only by loveandlight04 reviews
As Lisbon prepares for Christmas family celebrations, Jane tries to prove that he does know the most important (and the most trivial) things there are to know about her. Set some time after episode 5x10, "Panama Red". Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
I'll Be Home for Christmas by tromana reviews
Or how Patrick Jane persuaded the three Lisbon brothers to be in the same room as one another for their elder sister. Some fluffy Jane/Lisbon for the holidays.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Working Out by hardly loquacious reviews
The first time he saw her, it was completely innocent. The second time he saw her, it was mostly innocent. But after that, things started to get less innocent. Written for Chibs. Prompt: Jane learns Lisbon's work-out schedule.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Take It All Away by klcarr892 reviews
Summary: "There are moments in our lives when we find ourselves at a crossroads; afraid, confused, without a roadmap. The choices we make in those moments will define us for the rest of our days. Of course, when faced with the unknown, most of us prefer to turn around and go back..."
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rings of rust by OtherwiseD reviews
Speculative completion of the tale from end of season 4. Luring and catching RJ and closing with romance. K for some of the RJ scenes.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Favors for a Ghost by thesirenwriter reviews
His only chance at redemption is alone, dying, in a basement. Her survival depends on an irritating illusion. And Cho could tell you exactly what's going on, but he's not going to. A tale in three parts. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stress Point by LittleMender reviews
Jane had returned to the fold, but Lisbon's acceptance and—he feared—her forgiveness had seemed to have found its limits, and while much was the same, it felt as if everything was different. A short series follow-up to The Substance of Things Hoped For, my tag to the Season 4 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,946 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tarot Cards by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane is doing tarot readings as part of the latest CBI fundraiser. He badgers Lisbon into letting him do one for her.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Giving Gifts by hardly loquacious reviews
Sometimes a secret Santa gift exchnage just isn't suffient. Sometimes a little something else is needed.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hushed Assertion by Just Mosie reviews
Swallowing, she nodded in affirmation. "Yes," her voice croaked with realization. He would never be sorry. They were all his marks.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Woman by Cathartes reviews
Lisbon and Jane go undercover at couples' counseling, but their personal issues keep interfering with the case. Mostly because Jane keeps bringing them up.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Teresa, It's Cold Outside by waterbaby134 reviews
Jane and Lisbon ditch the CBI Christmas party and spend some quality time together. Inspired by the christmas carol "Baby It's Cold Outside."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by hardly loquacious reviews
For every theft, no matter how small, there are consequences. Teresa Lisbon found that out after losing her patience with her consultant in an unexpected manner. For Chibs for Christmas. Prompt: Stolen Kiss.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by May Contain Nuts reviews
He remembered telling her that life was a game, so it seemed ironic - in the way that only a man who didn't believe in coincidences could appreciate - that she was dressed only in a sports jersey when he saw her later that evening.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Confession to a Lamppost by ShunKickShunKers reviews
oneshot. A drunk consultant, a lamppost and an unfortunate, unwilling peeping-tom. enough said . big hints of Jisbon xD
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by angel-death-dealer reviews
Jane has a box. Grace knows it's his box. Rigsby knows it's not for Secret Santa. Cho knows he's not going to open it yet. They all know it's his gift. But Lisbon might just get to find out what's inside Jane's box. Some Jisbon, lots of memories.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Denim Dilemmas by waterbaby134 reviews
Photographs of formal occasions and Jane in jeans. And Lisbon hasn't had her coffee this morning. How will she cope? A Secret Santa gift for shoppingluva91. Pure fluff all the way. Rating now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,443 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
He's gonna write you a love song by Feethefabulous reviews
The name’s Cho. Kimball Cho. I’m a Special Agent for the CBI, and up till Patrick Jane taught me what the power of music could do, I’d never gotten a girlfriend before. Feb. Jello-Forever challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kimball C. - Complete
Softly, Like a Song by yaba reviews
Six turning points. Six love songs. The same resolution: they never needed words to tell each other how they feel. Jane/Lisbon. Post: 2.13. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shafted by Ellipsis9 reviews
Patrick Jane usually plays mind tricks on other people, but now he's injured at the bottom of a mine shaft and his mind is playing tricks on him. Character wumph.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Ultimatum by Feethefabulous reviews
One quiet summer day, Jane and Lisbon get together and force each other to throw away old memories and start anew. Rated T for language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Idioms! by madame.alexandra reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
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Compromises reviews
Spoilers 6x22 Jane and Lisbon have been together a couple weeks now. The novelty has worn down a bit, but the love hasn't. However they are learning how to live with each other. Some of their interests may differ, and dealing with each other 24/7 may take some work, but they know it's worth it.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Letter Day reviews
The replacement for Minelli has finally arrived, and she's not too happy with the condition of the SCU unit. Eventual run in with Red John. For those of you just now tuning in, I started this before Hightower was introduced. But I plan to finish this!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Red Phantom reviews
The Phantom of the Opera meets The Mentalist. An AU fic for phoenixmagic1
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
Wishing Well reviews
We're often told not to say our wishes out loud, or they wont come true. But sometimes when you say them out loud, you get exactly what you wished for. But be careful, sometimes wishes hurt.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shed Your Armor reviews
It all started when she found Jane's vest in her bed. Lisbon has always been the logical one, keeping everyone grounded. So when she feels herself spiraling into insanity, how will she cope?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
iDon't Want Your Pity reviews
Sam has to go to the dentist again, but this time Freddie has to take her. Once again Sam accidentally reveals a secret that no one is prepared to hear. Possible Seddie later.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Love For Sale reviews
Lisbon is tired of waiting for happiness, so she takes matters into her own hands, inspiring Jane to do the same.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Roses Are Red reviews
Lisbon is annoyed because she's the only one who hasn't received a Valentine's gift from Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shepherd's Warning reviews
One of the teammates gets shot on the job, causing the whole team to reevaluate their behavior.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Rosy Cheeks reviews
Red John is killed by the police, but Jane doesn't believe that it was really Red John. Is Jane just in denial, or is he right?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
