fave tv shows : Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, Glee, CSI NY, Torchwood, Heroes,

Fave books : Artemis Fowl, Eragon, Son of the Mob, Alex Rider, Daniel X, Hardy Boys

Movies : Jumper, Lord of the Rings (the books are way too long)

Interests : Basketball Softball, Reading Writing, Acting, Playing the violin, Science(Chemrox - bio sucks)

job : library page - part time - student

Extreme dislike - preppy all that kids

Hey Yall! No I'm not from Texas, but I am a Canadian, eh. Did you ever wonder why we Canadian think of, and categorize other countries, like Americans categorize us. For Example

Dumb american: "Hey, you're from Canada. Do you live in an igloo?"

Me, average Canadian: "Hmm, it gets up to 90 degrees farenheit, I wonder..."

or

OOO, your from Canada, you have those mountie guys keeping the police on their horses right?

Uh, no. They are the poorly trained guys that stand nonmoving for hours. The mounties actually are more of a figure, and we have the police departement, go figure.

insult

Hey your a Canadian, do you ever ride on moose?

Hey, your an American, do you ride around on fat kids?

anyway

what im trying to say, is if you live in the states, its roughly the same as living in Canada. Oh, yeah. It's not winter all the time in Canada, maybe up north in the territories, but dont cross the border and expect to be able to go skiing in June, because it won't happen, sorry people. I really am. and I have never seen an igloo before, :(

My stories do not explore the increasing hospitality from our neigbours to the rest of the world however, but maybe I should. If you are upset that one of my stories is incomplete email me some ideas, cuz im stuck in a major phase of writers block, I;m trying though. I just can't get the middles, beginings and ending sure, but middles are impossible. but yeah, if you want to talk to me, or complain about my stories, or even vent online, I do take online venting sessions, but for that there is a price I haven't figured out what yet, but there will be something :D jkg, damn bell rang gotta go everyone.

Just so you know... I'm not as angry and hateful as I seem above. I also have no problems that deal with americans. Other than that one waitress at the pizza hut in Georgia. She was evil, (I think she was in the mob) I am extremely sorry, if the waitress happens to be reading this, but she didnt appear to be a fanfiction type.

The copy and paste things

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only broke out of prison, but is also dead.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.!

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors. (black and red!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 17

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (were, not any more, thank god)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 2, ????