YaoiDhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Invader Zim, and Harry Potter. Gender: Mostly female. But I’m pretty sure I’m a gay man trapped in a woman’s body. Age: Younger than I look, older than I am. I’ve been compared to a perverted old man…so that’s Ero-sennin to you, kids. Favorite pairings: Kakashi x Iruka, Shikamaru x Neji, Sasuke x Naruto x Sasuke, Shino x Kiba, Zim x Dib, Ban x Genji, Draco x Harry, Jin x Mugen, L x Light. I’m firmly loyal to these couples, and hate it when they’re paired with other people, unless it’s a seriously well written fic. 'Bout meh: So I got hooked on slash when I saw a delish ShikaNeji pic on deviant art while doing research at school (go figure). Started writing for ShikaNeji late 2008. Got introduced to this site while googling for more pervy pics, and discovered KakaIru. And that’s been my obsession ever since. Thank you for taking the time to visit my profile. I don’t have internet at home, so I update stories whenever I get the chance, so forgive me for irregularity. And yeah, I know all my stories contain pretty much exactly the same theme just with different characters or in different situations...but I can't help it...it's my guilty obsession, to write about young men finding friendship and falling in love...gazes into the distance... And I'm new to publishing fan fiction online so please forgive me if I make stupid mistakes like, oh I don't know...breaking the internet or something... |
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A Measure of Company by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Affirmation of Life: Kakashi and Iruka by TheSlashBunny reviews
Kakashi was officially a day and a half late in returning home – and Iruka was worried sick. *Rated for sexual situation*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Make things so Complicated by megyal reviews
All's fair in love and war; of course, when it comes to Naruto and Sasuke, it all never fails to be a disaster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Speak louder than actions by megyal reviews
From a prompt: "Kakashi likes to read; words have an effect on him that actions don't." Warnings for first person, Iruka-narrative and hints of IruKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life Imitates by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt on the KakaIru Kink LJ community: "Iruka likes to draw, and Kakashi is his favourite subject matter."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Must Like Dogs by Malifique reviews
The ninken have noticed some drastic changes in Kakashi's demeanor. He's been pleasant and actually smiling lately. It's horrifying. Utterly cracky.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Renewal by oh.industria reviews
AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Naruto Fiction: Surprises by TheaBlackthorn reviews
Prompt/Summary: To bottom or to top... that is the question. Warnings: Explicit sex. For Nerrianeh
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Way Too Much by Lunarfang reviews
A week in the life of Iruka and Kakashi's sex life. No story line what-so-ever, just pure loving smutt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mission Iruka by Kiterie reviews
Tsunade assigns Kakashi to observe Iruka under the pretense that she believes Iruka is depressed. Kakashi isn't so sure he should trust her reasons, but it's a mission... Being made into a Doujin! PM for links to lemons and doujin-preview.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Debt by the2ndpenguin reviews
For the Kakairu Livejournal contest. In exchange for his favourite reading material he agrees to spend Christmas with Naruto and Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Burn, Don't Freeze by Malifique reviews
Summer storms, confessions, sex in a bathtub. Kakashi is a pushy bottom and Iruka is completely defenseless.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Too Much of a Good Thing by the2ndpenguin reviews
Kakairu Xmas challenge day 4. Fattening food at Christmas: the bane of us all. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Overtime Interrupted by the2ndpenguin reviews
For the Kakairu Livejournal Xmas challenge. Kakashi disturbs Iruka at work on Christmas day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Arousing Autopsy by Dark Grey Lord reviews
When Dib succeeds in finally catching Zim, not everything goes to plan. Infac, things get worse...Or 'Better? One-Shot. Shameless ZADR. Contains Explicit Male on Male action. Zim/Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Tricks and Traps by rowanashke reviews
Curious about some items in Iruka's file, the Hokage and Ibiki dream up a test to check his abilities. Everyone gets a little more than they anticipated out of the experience. KakaIru, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Medication reviews
KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
What Is It Like? reviews
Kakashi asks Iruka seven questions to help him understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Promise Kiss reviews
Neji is the new kid in a fancy all-boys boarding school. Now...who's that mysterious Nara boy, what's this about a curse...and did someone mention slavery?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Do You Remember? reviews
When Kakashi returns from a mission with a critical head wound and no memory of his past, it is up to Iruka to look after him. How will Iruka deal with two weeks of having to live with and care for his long time crush?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
First Kiss reviews
A series of KakaIru First Kisses. Ratings might go up in the future but for now it'll all be fluff and rainbows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
What's New Pussycat? reviews
Harry, through a series of unprecedented events, is partially turned into a cat, and kidnapped to the Slytherin dorms. What’s Draco to do with a perplexed Harry the cat?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ancient Hyuuga Traditions reviews
The Nara and the Hyuuga have been rival clans for centuries, and an accident that lead to Hiashi's death forced the Nara to leave Konoha. Years later, they return, and they want to fix things in a dignified and peaceful way, as is the Hyuuga tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Emotional reviews
Kakashi can’t stand being around Iruka: the man is too overemotional. He wears his heart on his sleeve and always lets the world know exactly what he thinks about it. It’s unbecoming of a ninja… so how does he find himself on the teacher’s doorstep?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Alone No More reviews
Zim is told the truth about his mission and then commanded never to return to Irk again. Dib arrives later that evening, trying to break into Zim’s house. He is startled when he finds Zim on the roof, not even in disguise. Rated T for no real reason.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Zim, Dib
Help Me See reviews
Shikamaru has to look after a certain Hyuuga who had returned from a mission injured, confused, and bitter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Sweet Indulgence reviews
L pushes Light too far… Rated M for suggestive language. No smut I'm afraid.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Sort of Lightness reviews
Set in the very beginning of the Naruto anime series. First story published, so please forgive me if there be errors. Where am i supposed to put the disclaimers? Are they even necessary?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
