Ingebjorg9hide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Wallander, House, M.D., and Martin Beck series. I'm female, old enough to know better, and somewhat obsessed with all things Nordic. I love to write and also enjoy learning languages and taking photos whilst on my travels. Ola Rapace makes me very happy indeed, and I'm head over heels with the wonderful Krister Henriksson. Current obsessions include: I'm hugely into crime fiction from Agatha Christie to Henning Mankell and Håkan Nesser. Henning Mankell is probably responsible for me not taking a nervous breakdown during 2010, but that's a story for another day... I tend to write in bursts, with quite long gaps between updates, so although it can look like my stories have been abandoned they're not, I'm just really, really distracted. I'm working on the ongoing stories The Assignment and The Men From Stockholm, which is based on the Martin Beck book series. I've decided to retire We Are Each Other, unless some mad inspiration strikes. Comments and reviews are greatly appreciated. I'd be very interested to hear from other Wallander fans! :) You can also find me on LiveJournal, Dreamwidth and Archive of our Own, name's the same on all three. My Tumblr blog is called Not Grim Up North and is full of photos, screencaps and whatever other snippets I can come up with. |
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Help by shakespeareanfish reviews
Joan tries to introduce Morse to the music that normal people like.
Endeavour - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Records by beatlesaddict reviews
Just a brief little idea I had about Morse's communication with home. Essentially a slightly overgrown drabble which I wrote due to watching 'Home' (Endeavour 1x04) directly after 'Cherubim and Seraphim' (Morse 6x05). *EDIT - Story moved across from Inspector Morse category*
Endeavour - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Aberration by Snownut reviews
A series of story fragments written from the perspective of multiple characters. House-centric. Spoiler-free unless otherwise marked. Safe for all.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,138 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - G. House
To be human by H Stevenson reviews
This story is based on Henning Mankell's books on Kurt Wallander, and charts his unravelling of the vile rape and murder of a young woman.
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - K. Wallander, A-B. Hoglund - Complete
en annan gång by witchfingers reviews
"Don't do anything stupid, Linda", he tells her, "but hurry the damned hell up." Alternative ending to 'Hemligheten'
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Linda W., Stefan L. - Complete
Small World by prosfan reviews
What if James and Lewis had already met, years ago? Crossover because Chapter 2 is from Sgt Lewis' as he was then POV. Also Morse is here.
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012
What the Sergeant Saw: The Jericho Case by noenigma reviews
A story looking back on that very first case. Based on the episode The Dead of Jericho. A companion piece to the Lewis story What the Sergeant Saw: The Regan Peverill Case.
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
What the Sergeant Saw: The Regan Peverill Case by noenigma reviews
A story exploring what made Hathaway decide he wanted to work with Lewis. Based on the pilot episode. A companion piece to the Inspector Morse story What the Sergeant Saw: The Jericho Case.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011
On Inspectors and Their Sergeants by noenigma reviews
A character piece following the events in "Life Born of Fire" and recalling the Inspector Morse episode "The Way Through The Woods"
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Five Times by tromana reviews
Oneshot Collection: Five examples of something that has happened to a character. New: Only Almost: or five times Jane and Lisbon almost kissed and the one time they actually did. Birthday fic for Chiisana Minako
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Pictures and Letters by WildAndFreeHearts reviews
House sends a letter to Thirteen. Takes place after 'Epic Fail'. Possible House/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The Musings of Patrick Jane by FatandHappy reviews
Series of oneshots from Jane's point of view. Some are off of episodes and some aren't, but getting into Jane's head is both amusing and interesting. What IS Jane thinking? Some language.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Masochist by TheVerbalThing ComesAndGoes reviews
The truth-that Cameron may have never loved him at all- hurts. But he needed the truth and he needed it to hurt. Or, maybe, he just likes to be in pain. Chase centric, with some Chase/Cameron and Chase/Thirteen
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - R. Chase - Complete
Red Cross by Cathartes reviews
Silly Lisbon thinks that being sick is the worst of her problems. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
9 to 5 by DoctorJekyll reviews
This is what Cuddy's hectic morning could have been like if she had been with House instead of Lucas. Based on this week's 5 to 9 episode.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Groundhog Day by Come Lady Death reviews
Tom Paris lives through a normal Febuary 2nd. Over and over and over. Voyager fanfic ala Groundhog Day.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - T. Paris - Complete
My Folly by pgrabia reviews
House contemplates whether or not being there for someone he cares about has been a mistake. A cross between a story and a drabble based on the Season 6 episode "5 to 9". Rated T to be safe but this is really quite tame.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
RedY To Listen by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
A look into Lisbon's thoughts as she and Jane raced away in that fancy car.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Roses Are Red by Bezelburr reviews
Lisbon is annoyed because she's the only one who hasn't received a Valentine's gift from Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
My Cheerleader by Quaxo reviews
Needless to say no one was thrilled when The Todd said his "brothers" were coming. JD hadn't expected to find out a secret about his mentor.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Woo The Day by alyseci5 reviews
Maid Marian and Her Merry Men : Five times Robin tried to woo Marian, Sherwood style.
Maid Marian and Her Merry Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Hyacinth Bucket versus Technology by Ayla Pascal reviews
A series of five, interconnected, short scenes starring Hyacinth.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Words To Live by by doctorjay reviews
The episode "Life Born of Fire" left too many unanswered questions. How did our heroes reconcile after the big argument about Hathaway lying to Lewis? The story tries to fill in some of the gaps. Hope you all like it. No copyright infringement intended.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
An Exchange by Oroburos69 reviews
Jane keeps giving the team gifts. They are surprised, confused, and eventually amused when they figure out why.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Patrick J.
Bubbles by Lady Dudley reviews
She couldn’t remember the last time she’d laughed so hard. Another silly office one-shot.
Taggart - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Michael J., Jackie R. - Complete
In Winter's Shadow by Random Phantom reviews
Sequel to "Illusion of Peace". A known serial killer with a grudge against Morse and Lewis is back on the streets. Will Morse and Lewis catch him... or will he catch them first?
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Illusion of Peace by Random Phantom reviews
When a skeleton is found in a ditch near a canal, the case is all too familiar to Sergeant Lewis. When Morse investigates further, they are plunged into the nightmare world of a serial killer. Can they catch him - or worse - will he catch them first?
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,880 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
The Price of Murder by Random Phantom reviews
When a student is found dead in Wytham Woods, Lewis and Hathaway are faced with multiple suspects, none of whom seem capable of telling the truth. In a tangled web of lies, how can they unravel the truth behind an apparently motiveless murder?
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
The Lay of Thrym by Kali-Nineteen reviews
The retelling of the myth when the thunder god, Thor, lost his magical hammer and had to dress up as the goddess of love to get it back. Loki's POV.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Father Ted and the Army Chaplain by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Bishop Brennan has hatched another diabolical plot to make life difficult on Craggy Island. A fourth misfit priest is on his way to join the lads - and this one doesn't just believe in muscular Christianity. He wants it armed to the teeth. Many "feck"s.
Father Ted - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Jeeves and the Bed For Two by Princess Hannah reviews
A subversion of the idea that Bertie and Jeeves sharing a bed automatically entails romance. While sharing a bed on a ship to New York, our boys see new sides of each other.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Ruby Slippers by Cathartes reviews
Five times that Patrick Jane tried to help his boss.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Corresponding Shapes by aloxi reviews
The process by which Odysseus, in Sparta as Helen's suitor, falls instead for Penelope.
Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Failure by Starzangel reviews
Failure can be hard to cope with. Not coping can have some nasty consequences.
All Creatures Great and Small - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Mourning by Snownut reviews
Everyone mourns differently. Some people spend time with their loved ones. Some seek solace in religion. Kutner has Lucky Charms.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Medical Records by Snownut reviews
With House's complicated medical history, he's probably got a pretty big chart. OC. Drabble-ish.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
House's Patience 3 by LANIKI reviews
A series of one shots about people that House has a "connection" with. If you're a fan, you'll understand the connection. If not, well, they're fun stories anyway! So enjoy! NEW! Third in the series. This one is a jolly good time!Subtitle: House & Wooster
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - G. House - Complete
Poppy Juice by Laume reviews
Ever wondered about Cadfael's tendency to drug everyone with poppyjuice? well here's why...
Cadfael - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Basil and the Londoners by The Grey Piper reviews
Lighthearted romp at Fawlty Towers as Basil and Sybil entertain one very unusual family! Suitable for all.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
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The Assignment reviews
While trying to unravel a case, Stefan comes face to face with some very unwelcome ghosts from his past. What will he learn about the case and about himself? Can Linda and Kurt help him overcome his past? Rated T for mention of canon abuse of a main character, no graphic details. UPDATED 13/09/17: a crisis unfolds.
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 7/10/2011 - K. Wallander, Linda W., Stefan L.
Svartman Saves the Day
Officer Svartman has a knack for getting into scrapes, and he gets a lot more than he bargains for when he stops to pick up his wife's shopping. What on earth has he walked into? What's happened to the equally unfortunate Pontus? And most importantly, will his wife ever get her shopping? It's going to take courage, quick thinking and some blind luck for him to get out of this one!
Wallander - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Svartman - Complete
The Men From Stockholm reviews
On a rainy Friday afternoon, the bored and very fed-up detectives of the Stockholm Serious Crime squad receive a phone call about a missing teenager. So begins yet another missing persons case... or is it? Now updated with Chapter 4.
Martin Beck series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Martin Beck, L. Kollberg, Gunvald Larrson
Spiegel Im Spiegel
He wasn't sure how he should be feeling right now. There is no manual of either police work or life that has instructions on how to proceed when you not only understand why a crime was committed but also feel sorry for the perpetrator. When you're not even sure that you wouldn't have done the same yourself under the circumstances... Wallander finds that revenge casts a long shadow.
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Published: 5/4/2017 - K. Wallander - Complete
Scotch and Water
Kurt and Linda bond over a glass of whisky. Oneshot.
Wallander - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Published: 10/21/2012 - K. Wallander, Linda W. - Complete
The Day After reviews
Oneshot, set immediately after the events of the film Mastermind. How Linda might have recovered from her near-death experience - with a little help from Stefan. Contains a few spoilers for Mastermind.
Wallander - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Linda W., Stefan L. - Complete
We Are Each Other reviews
A series of short stories/oneshots exploring the relationships between the different characters in the Swedish Wallander series. Updated: what's REALLY going on between Kurt and Ann-Britt?
Wallander - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010
The Forsaken reviews
When the body of an unknown girl is discovered Wallander and his team begin to believe that something very sinister has been happening. However, the truth is much bigger and darker than they were expecting. Can they stop the same happening again?
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - K. Wallander - Complete
Evensong reviews
In spite of himself, House finds a choir's performance suprisingly uplifting. Short oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - G. House - Complete
The Magpies of Ystad reviews
A series of bizarre thefts hits Ystad, inconveniencing everyone, including Wallander's boss. Wallander sends Svartman to do some sleuthing, but is Svartman smart enough to figure out what's going on?
Wallander - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - K. Wallander, Svartman - Complete
Five First Dates: Wallander reviews
Encouraged by his daughter Linda to do something about his loneliness, Wallander embarks on a series of blind dates. Various types of chaos quickly ensue...
Wallander - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - K. Wallander - Complete
Save Me, I'm Yours reviews
Don't turn the light off and leave me, the ghosts will come and get me". Stefan can't sleep. Linda rescues him from his "ghosts". Short oneshot. I'm not used to writing this kind of thing, so comments/suggestions welcome.
Wallander - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Stefan L., Linda W. - Complete
Stefan's Day reviews
Stefan describes a day in the life of a busy Ystad detective. Having completed a big raid the night before, can Stefan finish his reports, investigate a violent attack and make it through the afternoon despite having his lunch stolen?
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Stefan L. - Complete
Stefan's Renaissance reviews
Based on the characters from the Swedish series Mankell's Wallander. AU: alternative ending for episode 13: The Secret/Hemligheten. Stefan didn't shoot the suspect after all, is saved from suicide and has to come to terms with his life.
Wallander - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Stefan L. - Complete
