Rumours of a mysterious meeting on a formerly Maquis planet are investigated by the crew of the Defiant. Meanwhile, the crew of Moya wants to know what the Scarrans are doing with wormholes.

Nine year old D'Argo Sun Crichton runs away from his parents when visiting the Bluevortex Shopping Complex and has an Educational Experience. A festive (Christmas) Farscape tale, of the old-fashioned, unfluffy sort.

The outlaws should never have got away with it for so long. Why did nobody see the truth in front of their eyes?

"The speed with which all sense abandoned him was doubly remarkable as he had written the base's SOP on avoiding irreversible contamination with unclassified alien life forms." My rather warped take on the Tony/Maya ship.

John and Aeryn travel to Earth in the hope that they will find a sanctuary, untouched by the conflicts in the Uncharted Territories. But things don't go according to plan. There is trouble waiting for them and more trouble is hot on their heels, whilst ghosts from their past - and from their possible future - force them to confront old choices and make difficult, new ones.

Vala goes fishing at Jack O'Neill's place. Although she doesn't have much success with catching fish, the expedition has it's compensations.

Cheap wine, ice cream and a movie - surely everything we need for a girls' night in? Another in my series of fics pairing up Vala with various SGC characters. Sequel to Personal Development Plan and Sitting With Nellie

Rodney thought his worst nightmare was the Wraith. He's lived a sheltered life. Sequel to Sitting With Nellie, another in my series of fics pairing up Vala with various SGC characters.

Vala is driving Daniel to distraction. Doesn't he know that Girls Just Wanna Have Fun? Chronologically, the first in a series of fics pairing Vala up with other SGC characters. (NB, this is set before Training Day - I plan to publish the rest in chronological sequence).

During the ep Terra Firma Olivia takes the jirls shopping. Again. How often did they go shopping? ;-) Trouble ensues as plans go sideways. Apologies, if necessary, to certain other authors... no disrespect is intended to their great fics. And thanks to the S4 make-up and costume people for giving me so much material to play with.

Sometime in S10, Cam takes Vala on an off-world training assessment. Stuff ensues. "And it isn't a date!" He shouted after her. "If you say so..."

Someone is plotting against Aeryn and the PK embassy on Earth. Will they stop at nothing to hurt Aeryn and discredit the PKs in the eyes of humans? Sequel to The Trouble With Normal, All's Well Under The Sun and Fifty Shades Of Black White and Red.

AU, starting from A Human Reaction. John never looks at the news stand. Later chapters may contain more mature content than the first chapter.

Post Nearly-Apocalypse at Quajaga, John tries to organise a romantic break for him and Aeryn. Luxury hotel suite? Check. Chocolates? Check. Flower shop? Check. Furlow, Grayza and a scary, malevolent critter? Check...

Penny dates a new boyfriend, Sheldon plays video games, Raj finds his destiny and Howard and Leonard's dreams come true. Crossovers with Flash Gordon, BSG Reboot, Farscape, Xena/Hercules-verse and Trek-verse.

When John and Aeryn got married in PKW, disappointed ghostly parents were watching. Features Xhalax, Leslie and one other character.

One year post PKW, Aeryn wants to give John and baby D'Argo a traditional Erp (earth) Christmas

A couple of years post-PKW, Rygel finds he wants a vacation from being Dominar.

With friends like these... John visits a clinic, post SNS.

Jool and Sikozu argue about hair. They go to Captain Aeryn Sun to adjudicate. AU, post PKW, written for SC63. Crichton and Chiana also feature, and Noranti even gets a mention.

After spending time with a group of human women at a party, Aeryn has some questions for John as they get ready for bed. Filler for 'All's Well Under The Sun.' No significant spoilers for that fic. Some references to 50 Shades Of Grey, but not enough to call it a crossover, IMHO.

Aeryn becomes the Peacekeeper ambassador to Earth, but life does not start running smoothly for the Sun-Crichtons. Sequel to The Trouble With Normal

The true story of Aeryn's summer holiday is finally revealed.

Sometimes it's best just to keep your big mouth shut.

Over four decades have passed since PKW, sharply exposing certain differences between sebaceans and humans. Warning - this is not a happy fic.

Jool, Chiana and Aeryn go on a supply run. Set around the time of I Yensch, You Yensch

Jack Crichton reflects on the loss of his son over the course of five Christmases, eventually deciding that life can be wonderful, after all.

What do you get if you have 3 handsome guys, 4 gorgeous gals and a neural clone stuck on an adolescent Leviathan? A lot of different 'ships. AU or filler, depending on your taste, post ITLD. Sort of Farscape meets 'romantic soap'.

A man walks into a bar...

John has a bad night. A really bad night. He hopes it was just the food poisoning messing with his head.

John and Aeryn take advantage of a child-free week and of each other.

During TF, Olivia accompanies Aeryn on a shopping expedition. Filler for TF.

And other things that may or may not have happened

Unconnected ficlets from recent challenges. Includes a standalone future fic, a Wallace and Gromit Crossover, a Withnail and I homage...

It's all about the hair. A collection of short stories with a common theme.

Aeryn and baby D'Argo enjoy an unplanned vacation on Earth.

Two women called Sarah and another who isn't try to stop the end of the world. Crossover with The Sarah Jane Adventures. Humour, bad language, sexual references and comic book violence.

What the frell was John thinking that first time down the wormhole?

16 years after PKW, Moya is exploring Tormented Space and Aeryn, John, their shipmates and children are about to be plunged into an unexpected, unwanted and dangerous adventure.

Sikozu gathers some allies and stages an intervention.

Aeryn discovers roller skating, John does not entirely approve. Never argue with a woman, especially Aeryn.

A couple of strangers wake up imprisoned in a cell aboard Moya. Some 'ships were just meant to be.

Aeryn and John go house-hunting. Aeryn takes her gun along.

Betty tries to get Aeryn Sun, an alien visitor to Earth, to model for a feature on Christmas party dresses. Aeryn, trained since birth to be a combat pilot in her people's military, doesn't really understand dresses or non-practical shoes.

Do Peacekeepers write poetry?

Aeryn and John chase a murderer and pick up some sing-along videos for Deke. Crossover with something unspeakable...

Imaginary leporine sidekicks, wormholes in time and space, madness? They were made for each other.

Crais needs to get Talyn fixed up. Other people have their own plans for him.

The drexim leak on Talyn makes a crew member behave badly. Very badly.

Scarrans and Ice Cream. Rygel isn't happy about sharing his food.

For 7 years, John has been stranded on Earth. He's lost his mind, but is he alone? Sequel to Picture in The Paper.

The uptight crew of the Enterprise and the UT’s Most Wanted couple find they have some unexpected things in common. And J&A 'go shopping' again. Comedy

Seven years ago John stayed on Earth when the Moyans left, or so he thought. Now John no longer knows what is real and what is not.