I'm an S&M smut writer, with a soft spot for SciFi and humor.
I've got many favorite pairings, and they fluctuate with what I'm interested in at the time, but the ones that have stood the test of time are BBxL and MelloxNear from Death Note, FlippyxSplendid from HTF, GaryxPeter from Bully, and GLaDOSxChell from Portal.
If you have a pairing you'd like to suggest, I'd be more than happy to oblige, but only if I know of/like 'em.
Feel free to browse my writing, and tell me what you think.

On the non-fic side of things, this account is used by two people.
Amber, the freaky-deaky chick who sticks to her stories, and Skylar, the guy who uses this account to hand out reviews for pleasant fics that suit his fancy.
Amber does most of the writing, but there is the occasional Skylar influence.
If you can guess which stories are written by whom, you get a prize.

I - Amber - enjoy soccer, swimming, reading, writing, studying, and cooking.
I hate overly zealous religious people, Country music (not Johnny Cash, though, he's amazing. May he rest in peace.), dill, raw tomatoes, clingy people, and modern art. I mean, really, you painted a big circle in the middle of a canvas, whoop-de-frickin-do.
My favorite food is sushi, but I get unbelievably powerful cravings for soul food.
My favorite color is blue.
I'm a beast at Dance Dance Revolution.
I'm a tad full of myself, and praise makes me very, very happy.
Hint hint.

Skylar is my loser of a big brother.
Just kidding, he's not a loser, just someone who has never amounted to anything.
He'll come online and change that soon, I'm sure, unless he doesn't notice it, which is equally likely.
He likes reading, writing, travelling, playing the piano, and not eating my cooking.
Ugh.
He hates homophobes, poorly-written anything, the letter "C", vegans who badger him for eating meat, people standing in doorways, The Flo Rida song "Whistle", and women who wear low-cut shirts then whine about people looking at their bust. I think...
His favorite food is cigarette smoke.
His favorite color is black, even though I keep on telling him that black isn't a color.
He is a pretty good fighter.
He's got the insomnia thing down to an art form, always lurking about like a skinny, Mexican creeper.

Which one of us do you like better?
Me, probably.
Of course it would be me, I'm awesome.

My tumblr URL is this: http:///

NOTE: I do not currently have a computer. My laptop, and all six almost-done chapters, are gone. -Moment of silence-
Aaaanyways; I'll be getting one soon, and I've been drafting chapters on my phone, I just... can't edit them. so it'll be pretty rough if I do that. Uh... If you wanna let me know which fic I should write another chapter for, go on ahead, it'll probably kick my muse into gear.