Yo. Welcome to the profile of Lady Crack.

You can find me on twitter at...you guessed it... @Lady_Crack_ I'll post some updates from time to time, so check it out if you like. I'm a huge Blues fan and follow them, just warning you all in advance!

NOTICE

: Everyone I have decided to take on the role of a beta reader. The author is Blu Jitsu and I hope you will all check her out.

NOTICE #2 12/16/13

: I will need to read through Shinobi of Honor (& Pride) & Relinquish before I start working on them again. I'm so sorry it's been so long since the last updates, I gave you guys all I had on them and now I'm empty. I feel my muse sparking back up again and I want to thank those of you who have stuck with me for so long!

Fave pairings: HinataxSasuke - or Itachi - or Kakashi - or Shikamaru - or ... Apparently I'm Hinata oriented. I love me some crack pairings (hence the name) Anything from ItachixYugao to KisamexAnko, Mmmmm...yummy delicious crack! Give me a good plotline and an under-used pairing and I am as happy as can be.

All-Time Favorite Fan-fic...Ever (Naruto fandom at least): Gosh, there are so many. But I have to give it to Darth-Taisha and her Not So Subtle Differences story. I was already leaning towards ItaHina, but with that fic I jumped in headfirst and fell in love with the pairing. If you haven't already, then please...read here: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5720581/1/Not_So_Subtle_Differences - seriously, it has everything. Action, romance, comedy, drama ... all ingredients for a perfect fic recipe. Plus, she's working on a sequel so be sure to check that out as well! An honorable mention would be anything written by EmbraceDiversity.

Cannot stand: SasukexSakura. I can read almost any couple. But this one? Uh...no. Okay, I relent - a little...I can read them as long as they don't end up together, and still, only so much. Not sure why really, hm. I can do Sakura with others, just not anything Uchiha. O.o

My Beta: cheh- you are awesome and I adore you. Words cannot express my gratitude for always putting up with me!

I am beyond humbled, EmbraceDiversity is awesome and has gifted me with a 'birfdae' fic. Please check it out, it's MWAH-approved!: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6288953/1/A_Matter_of_Honor_and_Debt

Fun Fact: I write simply for fun, I know that skills will improve with experience and feedback. So then, please feed me.

That does not mean that my updates are review-driven, don't worry I will never demand x-amount of reviews before I post a subsequent chapter, I simply love reviews because that is how I learn. Besides, I've come across several awesome people on this site through reviews!

Currently Working On:

Shinobi Of Pride: Sequel to SoH. So many situations yet to be resolved. Will Sasuke and Hinata ever reunite, or will another step in and comfort her? What about Konohamaru and Hanabi's orphan? What will Itachi do now, does he know the truth? In what state does the nation lie now that it has been attacked. The enemy is still on the loose, will Sasuke succeed in his mission? Will Neji and Tenten's relationship last, or will they succumb to the heat? And you thought all the secrets and surprises were out, we have just begun.

2/5/13: As you'll read below, I haven't been in tune with this fic for a while. I was on a good roll and then nothing. I think part of it had to do with the manga itself. No worries yet, I haven't thrown in the towel just yet. Sooner or later I will finish this sequel, I'm too far into it to just scratch it. PM me for any ideas, etc. I'm open!

Relinquish: This is my first chick-fic, and is centered around the main 5 girls of Naruto-verse. Naturally, it's another AU. The focus of this story will be about the trials and tribulations of friendship. Romance, of course, will enter the scene at all angles, but the heart of this fic will be based on friendship. I just hope everyone is ok with crack pairings! How much crack? How does NejiSaku and KankIno sound to you? Eh, we'll see - I could be joking...or not. Heeheehee! Here are the original pairings: NaruHina, NaruSaku (uh oh), ChoIno, LeeTen, and ShikaTema.

2/5/13: Wow, this story has been exhausting for me, but I feel like a big part of me is in it. Like how I feel about things and events that have happened in my own life are reflected in here. So yeah, I've been spending a lot of time writing this fiction lately. I'm sorry to everyone waiting for an update on SoP, I'm just not feeling it lately, you know? Anyway, I hope to have more posted soon! For BOTH stories!

Crimson Cloud: 8/24/12: I can't believe it, but I couldn't help myself. Honestly! Okay, I barely even have the plot together on this one in my own head, much less paper. So if anyone out there reads this and feels like tackling it with me, please send me a message. My updates are slow enough as it is, but this idea won't leave me alone. Right, here's the lowdown...I'm thinking of a x-over between FF7 & Naruto, with Cloud Strife playing the role of Minato's little brother and Naruto's uncle. He is there when Kushina and Minato die together saving Naruto. but believes that Naruto didn't make it either. Covered in their blood, he leaves the Leaf as a missing nin, and eventually becomes the leader of Akatsuki. The red cloud on their robes serve as a reminder to him of all he's lost.

2/5/13: I really think this would be an awesome cross-over fic. I just don't have the time or energy in committing to another full-length fic. So it is completely up for adoption, I really want to see it come to life!

"Crack is whack, so pass it back."

...stories below...