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Joined 10-12-09, id: 2113164, Profile Updated: 11-12-09
Author has written 3 stories for Reboot, Naruto, and Jet Grind Radio.

The Basics:
Name: Cait
Age: 18
Birthday: July 5th
Nationality: Canadian
Currently Majoring in: Honors Ancient History and Classics, Anthropology
Hobbies: Cosplaying, RPing, Writing, Video Games, Acting
Live Journal: swiggle
AIM: swigglescribble
Live Journal Community: Cafe Akatsuki
Email: candystripedsocks@
Who I am: a gamer, an icon whore, a near carnivore, with nerdy and geeky tendencies, internet obsessed, open minded, the quiet girl content to stay in the background, artist at heart, a writer, with her head up in the clouds, always thinking and pondering over something, lolita dress lover, an RPer who loves character discussions, anime fan, a cosplayer, con-goer, random, proud member of the Gay Straight Alliance, animal lover, mildly paranoid, slightly philosophical, history nerd, insomniac, loves cute things, has a healthier relationship with friends rather than family, coffee lover, chocoholic, a lurker, a gmail lover, bookworm, lazy, opinionated, however tends to avoid conflict, doesn’t get angry easily, and a tad bit insane. On a final note, you all just lost the game

Awesome Things:

Coffee. Coffee is love, Coffee is blood. Coffee is Life.
Writing. It’s not just a hobby. It’s a passion.
Character discussion and development. Love it. (Seriously, I could talk about it for hours).
Video Games! Female Gamer and Proud of it!
Stuffed Animals. No, they aren’t just for little kids!
Pretty book covers. …You know you all love them too.
Halloween. Costumes + Free Candy = Profit??
Music = Inspiration = Love
Free Hugs!

Pet Peeves:

No secret that I can be a grammar Nazi.
People that don’t know the meaning of Constructive Criticism.
People that just claim a fic is bad without giving reasons are just as bad as the above (I mean, how useless is that? How is one supposed to improve?).
Mary Sues/Gary Stus. Period. (That being said, I do believe that not all Original Characters are Mary Sues unlike some others. After all, every Canon Character was technically a Original Character at one point, right?)
Authors that are willing to sacrifice plot for the hell of getting mass reviews.
The three to four lines gives you to write a summary.
Arrogance.
Internet Explorer (Enough said).
Elitists.
CAPS LOCK (In Stories; in chats it’s fun!)
Not liking something just because it's popular/unpopular.
Authors who haven't discovered the Spell Check function on their word processor.
Chat speak. Save the vowels!

The Fandoms:

Anime/Manga(s): DOGS: Bullets and Carnage, BeyBlade, Chrno Crusade, Chobits, D. Gray Man, Demon Diary, Fruits Basket, Getbackers, Gundam Wing, .hack//, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, xxxHolic, X/1999, Yotsuba&!, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Higarashi No Koro Ni, Death Note, Wolf's Rain, Azumanga Daioh, Axis Powers Hetalia, Cafe Kichijouji,
Movie(s): Zombieland, Hellboy, Blade, Batman, Balto, A Knight's Tale, Constantine, Corpse Bride, Dogma, Fight Club, Osmosis Jones, Nightmare Before Christmas, Monty Python, Hackers, Godfather, Over The Hedge, Finding Nemo, Resident Evil, Star Warsm Indiana Jones, Underworld, Van Helsing, Pirates Of The Caribbean, V for Vendetta, The Covenant, The Order, Mindhunters, Gothica
Books(s): Alice In Wonderland, Peony In Love, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, Uglies, Silverwing, Peeps, Warriors, Fight Club, Let the Right One In, Invisible Monsters, The Skin Gods, Zombie Survival Guide, House of Leaves
Cartoon(s): ReBoot, Transformers, Beast Wars, X-Men: Evolution, Storm Hawks, South Park, Family Guy, Fairly Odd Parents, Futurama, SpongeBob Square Pants, Teen Titans
TV Show(s): CSI: Los Vegas, Doctor Who, Friends, Ghost Whisperer, Fringe, Medical Investigations, Law and Order: SVU, House, The Office, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Two and a Half Men
Video Game(s): Final Fantasy (All), Perosna 3, Persona 4, Halo, Jet Set Radio Future, Dead or Alive, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fatal Frame, Pokemone, Fuzion Frenzy, Okami, Neverwinter Nights, Morrowind, Harvest Moon, Luminous Arc, Kingdom Hearts, Sims, Soul Calibur, Star Ocean, Splinter Cell, Summon Night, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of The Abyss, The World Ends With You, Xenosaga, .hack//
Comic(s): X-Men, Watchmen, Calvin And Hobbes, Get Fuzzy, For Better Or Worse,
Play/Musical(s): Cats, Goodnight Desdemona (Good Morning Juliet), Sweeney Todd, RENT, Shakespear
Web Comic(s): Questionable Content, VG Cats
Misc: Greek Mythology, Mythology in General

The Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Lights, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, Wolfmother, Owl City, MGMT, Nightcore, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Evanescence, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Vanessa Carlton, Michelle Branch, Within Temptation, Nightwish, ABBA, Queen, System of Down, Alice Nine, Super Junior, Malice Mizer, Muse, The Killers, Weird Al, Nickelback, The Scissor Sisters, Ajoo, Alanis Morrisette, The All American Rejects, Green Day, Antic Café, Barenaked Ladies, The Beetles, Black Eyed Peas, The Black Mages, Billy Talent, Bowling For Soup, Aqua, Cascada, Aly & AJ, Cobra Starship, Counting Crows, Creed, Daft Punk, DDR Songs, The Dresden Dolls, Plumb, Finger Eleven, Good Charlotte, Groove Coverage, Hansen, Hedley, The Gazette, INSX, Josh Groban, Lilly Allen, Kate Voegele, Linkin Park, Lillix, My Chemical Romance, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pink, Placebo, Peots of the Fall, Ray Stevens, Relient K, Regina Spektor, Sheryl Crow, Silvertide, Smash Mouth, TATU, Three Days Grace, Utada Hikaru, Santana, Trans Siberian Orchestra and more but I wont/can’t write them all here

Favorite Quotes:

"Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Ghandi is.
Little Rock: Who's Ghandi?" - Zombieland

"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those that favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction of ice
Is also great
And would suffice." - "Fire and Ice" by Robert Frost.

"I'm going, going, going, gone! And I'm leavin' the thinkin' to you!" - Barret Wallace. Final Fantasy 7

"Looks like Kya ha ha and Gya ha ha are up to something again." - Reeve Tuesti. Final Fantasy 7.

"Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!" - Cid Highwind. Final Fantasy 7

"Cloud...sign this. It's a contract that says when the war is over, all the materia will belong to me." - Yuffie Kisaragi. Final Fantasy 7

"I know how tough it is bein' a leader, because I've been one. I always forget who has what materia." - Cid Highwind. Final Fantasy 7

"Rachel hands out copies of her steamy romance novel draft to the gang.
Rachel: Oh, and — and on page 2, he's not reaching for her heaving beasts.
Monica: What's a niffle?
Joey: You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. So I'm not a great typist…
Ross: Wait! Did you get to the part about "his huge, throbbing pens"? Well, yeah, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Phoebe: I just got to the part about "her public hair." " - Friends. Season One.

"Tai: Th-that was probably just somebody's escaped tarantula. Right?
Marten: Either way, next time I go down to the stacks I'm bringin' a flamethrower.
Hannelore: You guys saw that too? Thank goodness. I thought I was hallucinating again." - Questionable Content

""Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past."
"If that is true, then wisdom is knowing you'll be an idiot in the future."
"And common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot NOW."
"What the hell you guys?" - Questionable Content

And Now A Word From The Authoress:

You probably have at least a vague assumption of what I’m like. You are most likely classifying me as you read this (if you’re reading this) right now. We all do it naturally, whether we actually take notice of it or not. You can assume a lot of things about me. Which is good in the end, because that is the purpose of all this stuff here. I really do believe it’s good to know a bit about the author whose work you are reading. Good to know what their mindset is, how they feel about writing on a whole. I think it gives you a little bit of insight on why they write the way they do, or why their style is a certain way.

For me, writing isn’t a hobby. Not at all. It’s a passion. I love to write; to me it’s an art form. However, when I say that, I don’t mean just in the sense of being able to artfully string words together in an attractive manner. When I say that I mean being able to immerse my readers into a world where they can see, smell, touch. I want them to be able to dive into the story and feel as though they are experiencing what the characters are going through. I want them to listen to a character’s voice, as if they are a real person, because that’s what they are to me. They are separate voices in my head (as strange as that sounds), and it’s my duty as the writer to portray those voices, actions, emotions, and thoughts in a believable manner. They say that "a writer's paintbrush is their pen, and the paper their canvas." Personally I don't think that's true. It's more like, "a writer's paintbrush is their pen, and the reader's mind their canvas." That's what writing is all about isn't it? Painting images, emotions into a reader's mind. After all, even the greatest of novels are only limited by the reader's imagination.

My goal as a writer is to draw out raw emotions from my readers. I want to make them feel. Make them want to laugh, cry, get angry, get excited, bite their nails in apprehension. I want them to get attached to characters; I want them to feel as though the writing, the story is affecting them. I know my writing isn’t prefect. That’s why I rely on feedback from people who read my work to tell me how I can improve. Every review I get, every suggestion I receive I take to heart, for better or for worse. I really do my best to listen and hang on to every word. Which is why I sincerely thank everyone who takes the time to submit a review to tell me what they think. While I know not everyone can review, I hope those that didn’t choose to leave one still enjoyed my writing, and that it didn’t leave a lasting bad impression upon them.

Okay, I’m going to stop this hear before it gets any longer and turns into a rant. Thank you once again, if you took the time to read this. It means a lot to me.

Cait.

The Writing:

Discordia: ReBoot - Chapter Four In Progress Megabyte’s “Hunt” has left Mainframe only a shadow of its former self, and resources, and firepower to use again the Trojan Virus are running thin. However the tides begin to turn in Mainframe’s favour when Megabyte loses track of a certain “insurance policy” he’d been keeping a hold of. While old evils are reawakened in a distant system, that tests the feeble bonds between systems, and could very well start the next Great War.

Group Psychology: Naruto - Ficlet Five In Progess 100 Prompts, 100 Ficlets. They say the food's great at Cafe Akatsuki. But be warned... they're serving up a plate full of insanity. Five waiters with clashing personalities work the cafe floor, but even the simplest of tasks turn into unadulterated madness. With two quirky cooks, a crazy su chef and only two managers, mayhem is guaranteed. Hungry yet? Please, take a seat and get ready for a meal you will never forget. Welcome, to Cafe Akatsuki. Based off the universe of my RP on Livejournal. Hope to complete it in time for the 2 year anniversary.

What Happens In The Garage, Stays there: Jet Grind Radio - Ficlet Four In Progress …usually. 100 ficlit writing challenge, following your favorite gang of roller-skating, spray painting “rudies”: The GG’s! See all the occurrences at the garage that didn't make it into the game. (A ficlit challenge that I started about a year ago on a different account, that I intend to finish.)

THE REQUEST SECTION:

Yes! I do requests! Actually I'm way more than happy to do them! All I ask is that you read though this section first!

You have my email, you have my AIM, hell, you even have my livejournal account! Please feel to send in any requests you may have. It is very rare that I will refuse to fulfill a request. The only circumstances that I can think of at the moment where I would refuse, is if you either manage to find subject matter that makes me uncomfortable (which is few and far in-between), or if I feel I cannot do your request justice. Besides, the worst I can say is ‘no’, right? On the rare occasion I do refuse, please believe me when I say I definitely will never criticize, or ridicule anyone for a request they make. That is both rude and uncalled for not to mention silly. I do however ask you not to take offense when I do rarely decline a request. All that being said, please don’t be shy!

You may send in requests for new Drabbles and fics to my gmail account where I’m most likely to receive them. However you may also send in suggestions/requests for things you’d like to see happen in my already existing chapter fics. As far as the suggestions for existing fics go, I will do my absolute best to fit any suggestions in, if I think it works. Requests for new fics/drabbles will be dealt with on a first come first serve basis and will be listed in order on the Request Queue below. All I ask is when you do make a request/suggestion is that you fill out the appropriate form also found below. As well, put: “Fanfiction Request/Suggestion” in the subject line of your email, or else it will get mistaken for junk mail.

New Fic/Drabble Request:
Name: (Just give me some name to put in the request Queue)
Email: (Just give me a way to Contact you)
Fandom:
Rating:
Prompt:
Chatacter(s)/Paring: (optional)
Genre: (optional)
Extra Notes: (optional)

Suggestion/request for existing Fic:
Fic Title:
Suggestion:

Request Queue:

1) Caite29 - Akatsuki Crack Fic!

UPDATES:

I am finally eligible for Beta Reading! Feel free to ask me to Beta for you! I love helping people out!

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The Sword of Damocles by Lauralot reviews
How does the Joker work through his own pain? By inflicting it on others. Sequel to The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,833 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Joker, J. Crane
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
To Wish Impossible Things by Cataclysmic Eclipse reviews
Months after Megabyte is defeated, the inhabitants in Mainframe are far from returning to a normal and peaceful life. AndrAIa and Matrix discuss Bob and Dot's unusual behavior, while Enzo has other plans to put in action. Post-Season 4.
Reboot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009
Halo 3: Ascension by Cortana49 reviews
A take on what Halo 3 could have been. The Arbiter prepares to lead his forces to the Ark, but first he must make them accept the humans. His job becomes harder as the Covenant civil war rages on. Meanwhile, a Grunt inadvertently becomes a pivotal figure.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,656 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Loonie in the Ice by poprika reviews
The world meets to discuss the fate of Woman's Hockey in the Winter Olympics. Canada speaks up. Things get out of hand and old grudges are found to still remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Interlude by Eventyr reviews
Naruto has some rotten luck sometimes. No pairing; crack. Please R&R?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Here We Go by poprika reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara do something stupid and Pein feels more like a babysitter than an evil leader.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara - Complete
Compromises by Eventyr reviews
Neji muses about the difference in height. A birthday present for one of my favorite RP mods! ItaNeji
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
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Group Psychology reviews
100 Prompts - They say the Food’s great at Cafe Akatsuki. But be warned... with Five waiters with clashing personalities, two quirky chefs, a crazy su chef, and only two managers the simplest of tasks turn into unadulterated madness. Are you hungry yet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Akatsuki
Discordia reviews
Megabyte’s “Hunt” has left Mainframe only a shadow of its former self, and resources, and firepower to use against the him are running thin. However the tides begin to turn in Mainframe’s favour when Megabyte loses track of a certain “insurance policy"
Reboot - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009
What Happens In The Garage, Stays There reviews
…usually. 100 ficlit writing challenge, following your favorite gang of roller-skating, spray painting “rudies”: The GG’s! See all the occurrences at the garage that didn't make it into the game.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2009