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Joined 10-07-09, id: 2108267, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 6 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, and StarTrek: Deep Space Nine.

Greetings, fellow Trekkies! =/\= As some of you already know from my other sites, I'm a pretty big fan Jeff Combs, Weyoun, and Elim Garak, Cardassian spy of Deep Space 9.

First things you should know is that I'm a Christian, big-time Trekkie, and absolutely unashamed of both.

(I got this profile list off of deviantART)

Hobbies: Sy-Fy, Garak, Weyoun, RPing, writing, drawing, photography

Fave Movie: I'm a cinemaniac

Fave band: Too many to name

Fave Genera of music: Pop, oldies, rock -- anything with a good beat

Fave Artist: Michael Jackson

Fave poet and/or writer: Edgar Allan Poe and Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)

Fave photog: At the moment, myself ;D

Fave art style: Pencil

Operating system: Acer, Windows 7

MP3 of choice: iPod 3rd Generation

Shell of choice: Swirly and red

FanFiction Wallpaper of choice: Does if really matter if I can't change it?

Fave game: Ecco: Defender of the Future

Fave cartoon character: Hotstreak (Static Shock)

Personal Quote: YOU AIN'T JUS' WHISTLIN' DIXIE!

Writing tools of trade: Microsoft Office (got it for 10 bucks 8D) and a pen

My DS9 eps here are for any of those obsessed Cardassian fangirls out there, especially FutureAuthoress. She's one of my best, not to mention craziest, friends and another great Christian sista I never had. But I don't exactly post stories here anymore (personal reasons), so you can go to my deviantART to read my Alternate Reality of Deep Space Nine here - http:///

You can visit me on my YT channel, Twitters, Omega Sector, Flickr, Facebook, and FormSpring too and I'll answer any comments you may have. =)

LL&P (live long and prosper) and God Bless!

(=/\= Merty =/\=)

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Dragon Heart: The Immortal Vow by MaxDark reviews
First in the VowVerse. Geoff and Lian are a couple, and seeing them together only makes Drake more lonely. But can an ancient promise allow Drake to find another dragon? Or maybe a dragoness?
Dragon Heart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 7/29/2009 - [Drake the Dragon, OC] [Geoff the Hero, Lian]
What If by IllogicalIsLogic reviews
What if the people who found Data on Omicron Theta were not Starfleet officers? What would Data be like?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Data
Androids for Sale by SneverusSnapers reviews
Data is shocked to read an advert for Androids. Oneshot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Data - Complete
Path to Redemption by StarGazer888 reviews
Chapter 27,The Verdict, has been added! Sequel to 'Journey to the Dark Side'. Data contemplates the possibility of his ethical program malfunctioning due to his emotion chip. He seeks to find the answers by downloading Lore's memories into his frame.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,098 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Data, Lore
Wrong by Vanillasiren reviews
Summary: Vorta care only for their gods. They certainly do not feel affection for the Jem'Hadar, other solids, or even their own kind. Or do they? "What is WRONG with us?" Weyoun 5/Kilana 3. My first Star Trek fic, please review!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Weyoun
Some Assembly Required by superfreak330 reviews
Data/OC A terminally ill girl from our century gets cryogenicaly frozen and "wakes up" in the timeline of TNG as a Borg. As she sets off on a quest to re-discover her past, she offers Data a chance at becoming more human. Rating for language.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Data
Rollercoaster by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Fate conspired differently. Death passed Tasha by. Given the time to evolve, a relationship she'd dismissed as a one night stand became the most complicated love affair she'd know. Series of stories spanning the show & movies. D&Y, lots of sexual tension.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 198,016 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Free Time by Vulcan Android reviews
Voyager's crew had been flying through the Delta quadrant without disturbance for months. They had become bored, or become romantically involved. Seven and The Doctor were the only ones that weren't enjoying themselves. The Doctor finally made a move. Doctor/Seven (I wrote this long ago, forgive errors and silliness. :P)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Doctor, Seven of Nine - Complete
Across The Stars by Zabe Rogue reviews
NEW CHAPTER! When Midge's life couldn't get any crappier, a miracle falls from the sky...literally. When the Enterprise crashes to the X-Men world chaos ensues. And when Midge falls in love with their android captain,All Hell breaks loose!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Data, Rachel G./Marvel Girl
Raising Q by JohnnynotSid reviews
Q makes the crew of The Enterprise a strange offer involving his offspring. Chaos and cuteness ensues. Post Nemesis.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. Picard, Q
Of Mice and Men redux by Jemala reviews
The station has just gotten back to normal since the end of the Dominion Wars and the entry of Cardassia into the Federation when a strange visitor from the past appears and re-opens old wounds.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Weyoun, E. Garak
Lal's Diary by JohnnynotSid reviews
If Lal hadn't died, how would she have developed? Discovering you are capable of emotions can't be easy when your own father can't love you. Lal gets a gift and begins to become more human at a much faster rate.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Data
Logic by Phantom Trekkie reviews
Julian dares Garak to beocme something he never would have thought of- a pet owner. A one shot I though of while taking my sister's new dog out for a walk this morning.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - E. Garak - Complete
Twitards Invade the Enterprise by suburbantimewaster reviews
The Enterprise is invaded by fangirls who believe Data is Edward Cullen. However, Data has an opinion on the series that these fangirls would never agree with.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Data - Complete
Uncharted Territory by Sereni the Undead reviews
While discovering a new system in the far regions of the Alpha quadrant, Commander Data is assigned to assist the newest member of the crew: Ltn. Brookes. Along the way, adventure, romance, betrayal, and an experience Data will never forget.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,392 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Data - Complete
Cold Noon by Victoria Draken reviews
Elizabeth Brimbank doesn't seem to quite fit in at Deep Space Nine. Garak is her only friend and "friend" is stretching it.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - E. Garak
Star Trek Nemesis : To Be or B4 by rkallao reviews
Data teaching B-4 everything to be human . subject matter :laughter . my idea .
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Data - Complete
Love Born From Tragedy by CardassianPrincess reviews
Catastrophe killes Riker. Deanna seeks comfort from Data and they fall in love. Chapter 2 up!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Data, D. Troi
You know you are obsessed by Cardassians when by Jo Z. Pierce reviews
Are you obsessed by Cardassians? Here's one way to find out...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/23/2008 - E. Garak, G. Dukat - Complete
In The Hands Of Time by StarGazer888 reviews
New chaps added! Story completed! After a terrible car crash, a woman finds that she has been hurled from the 21st century to the 24th. Unbenownst to her, she has been chosen for a mission that will rewrite the history of the Enterprise crew. Please R&R.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Data - Complete
Surfacing Love, Three at the Treedome by Yves Adele reviews
CAUTION: This story contains two teenaged hyperactive Spongebob fans, with too much spare time! Watch Meg and Keely convince Stephen that it's time!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Cool Guy Chronicles 1: Adventures by Yves Adele reviews
Yes, it's finished. A beginning to my minibookseries Cool Guy Chronicles This one is mostly about Spongebob and Sandy, and yes, there's some SpongebobxSandy in it. If you don't like that, then hey, you don't have to read it! Anyway, Enjoy!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Yellow Eyed Gazes by Gadget Monster reviews
Dreamfic. Oneshot. Picard, Data, Ryker and LaForge somehow manage to end up in someones front room and Data cleans out their budgie cage. Eh, what?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Data - Complete
Justifying The Means by PadawanMage reviews
Set during 'In The Pale Moonlight', we see what Garak was thinking when he sabotaged the Romulan senator's shuttle.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - E. Garak, B. Sisko - Complete
A Kiss Good Night by Potentially Insane Fangirl reviews
When Deanna has a bad dream, Data tries to comfort her... Fluffy oneshot, DeannaData.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Data, D. Troi - Complete
A Matter of Conscious by StarShipDelta reviews
Garak looked at the guard again. There must be some mistake. These are only children.... What might have been going on through Garak's mind during an incident mentioned in the Wire
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - E. Garak - Complete
The Cardassian Connection by agent cormac reviews
What exactly was Garak doing on Tzenketh?
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2004 - E. Garak
Shadows Wrapped by Xenoglossy reviews
Even if one is not concious, actions still have consequences. It was a muddy version of reality- Tarak Nor from Garak's POV.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2003 - E. Garak
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Future Glimpse reviews
Little spoofage episode set after the last episode of DS9. Just playing around with my new fave actor.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Weyoun, Brunt
Waltz reviews
In this episode, we will finally see the two DS9 Cardassians come together. But how will each of them deal with this fledgling relationship? Enjoy!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - E. Garak - Complete
Flirtations and Expectations reviews
Episode two; the crew get a vacation visit from the well-hated Gul Dukat. And... he takes a certain interest in DS9's current Cardassian officer. Rated K plus for some light swearing. Complete 4 now until I write more.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - E. Garak, G. Dukat - Complete
Deviations reviews
My first DS9 fic, this takes place in a reality where Tora Ziyal never existed. Fyi Jeluik is my own creation, made to be the perfect woman for Garak. In this first episode when Fyi is introduced, Bashir and Dax do a little matchmaking. NOW COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - E. Garak - Complete
Pirates of the Federation reviews
A collaboration of ST:TNG, ST:VOY, and ST:DS9. Based on the script and movie "Pirates of the Caribbean 1." Rated T for graphic descriptions. Cast: Data as Will Turner, Seven as Elizabeth Swann, & Lore as Jack Sparrow. Complete 4 now.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Data, Lore - Complete
First Moments reviews
First fan fiction. This is my novelization of Data's beginning moments with his emotion chip, plus a little "deleted" scene I've thrown in. I always believed he needed more recognition towards his life-long quest for feelings. Now complete!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete