Esteladuial Greenleafhide bio
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings. Aww crap...So sorry for not updating in the longest time x_X I love you all ^_^;; |
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ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
Therapy by Thalia Poet reviews
Another psychiatrist story--but without the angst! Attempted humor story, with a little Ralph/Jack for the humor value. References to the movies (mostly 1963) and book.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2003
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 299 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Bloody Mary Sue! reviews
The plague that is Mary Sue has afflicted Middle Earth! The Fellowship has been rendered helpless by this wench....What's gonna happen, eh? You should read it. My stork will think highly of you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Adventures of Legolas Greenleaf reviews
Legolas Greenleaf goes on a quest to find his cabbage socks......will 'ee ever find them?!?!? Please read and review! Rated PG-13 for some suggestive instances....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Legolas
Legolas's Paper Bag Mask reviews
Something has happened to Legolas, and he must go around with a paper bag over his head. Read and find out why. Don't forget to review!!! Now with back and forth revenge!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
The Dreaded PlayDwarf Magazine Subscription reviews
Gimli receives a free trial of PlayDwarf. Afterwards, however, he is bombarded letter after letter for payment. What will our dwarf do? Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2003
Arwen's a Bit Off Today reviews
Arwen wakes up, and she feels a little....different today. Aragorn's kinda surprised at first, but.....read and review!! Rated PG-13 for some suggestive behaviour.....O.o Both are a bit out of character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Arwen U., Aragorn
Dear Eru, Where The Freak Are We? reviews
The Fellowship is screwing around with Galadriel's mirror until they get transported to somewhere like Middle-earth, but things are a little off..... (and no, it's not our world! jeez.....) please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002
Chicken Noodle Soup reviews
A short, somewhat cute story. Pippin eats all the chicken noodle soup, and Frodo gets upset. It's kinda stupid, but, hey, that's for you to decide. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
The Magical Mushroom Shaped Rock reviews
Pippin and Merry go mushroom-hunting one day until Pippin finds a mushroom-shaped rock. They get whisked into a chimney, where they meet Santa. Please read and review!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Of Socks and Ranger Memoirs reviews
This is some stupid stuff.......um.....Aragorn and Arwen are talking.....and stuff happens.......NOT THAT, YOU PERVERTED PEOPLE! Other stuff.....Like I said, this is stupid and pointless. please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Mary Sue in Rivendell reviews
Mary-Sue wakes and and *surprise* she's in Rivendell! Of course, she does Mary-Sue-ish things, and stuff happens! This is a Mary-Sue parody, go figure. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2002
Who Took Frodo's Green Coloured Paperclips? reviews
Who took Frodo's green coloured paperclips?!?! Much chicken dancing and web footed friends insanity!!!! Please read this and review!!!!!! ^_^ HAPPY!!!!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Frodo B.
Frodo Goes Birdwatching reviews
Frodo goes birdwatching.......please read and review, it's another one of my really screwed, crackpot stories. please read and review!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Frodo B.
Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood reviews
A poem about Legolas......mainly mentions his eyes and archery however......hmm.....please read and review!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2002 - Legolas
Legolas Greenleaf Goes to the Cheesecake Factory reviews
Um.......Legolas Greenleaf goes to the cheesecake factory. Please read, it's short and stupid, like me!! Review please!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Legolas
