::GLOMP:: I am sorry I have seemingly abandoned you, but you know I loves you ^_^ BWAAAAH! I must watch my anime ;_; It's so sad. ANIME! EEEEEEEEEEEE!

Schizo Elf Chick: What kinda music do I like now? SKA! ^_^ Wo0t! Some bands are Rx Bandits, Almighty Me, Suburban Legends, Reel Big Fish, etc. ^_^

[Does everyone know what ska is? If you do not, you make me sad ;_;]

Now, everyone, read and review?

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Legolas was instantly alarmed and scrambled hurriedly for his towel.

"Who's there?!" he said, fumbling to wrap the towel around his waist. Suddenly, a horde of insane girls with cameras jumped out and proceeded to squeal crazily. Flashes went off, and Legolas found himself struggling to keep the towel planted firmly on him.

"I WANT LEGO-CHAN'S HAIR!!" screamed one.

"I WANT HIS BODY!!" another yelled ecstatically, an active participant in the attempts of the ripping off of Legolas's towel.

Upon hearing this, Legolas was thoroughly disturbed. Bloody fangirls, he thought. At this point, he was regretting having chosen the tub farthest away from the others.

"…GET AWAY, YOU SKANK! LEGGY IS MINE!!"

"NO HE'S NOT! HE'S MINE, WENCH! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE 10987548751846 KIDS, AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE BACK TO MIRKWOOD WHERE WE'RE GONNA ENGAGE IN MORE MAD SEX!"

The quarelling fan girls were now too engaged in duffing each other up to notice Legolas dashing away. After about 20 minutes, however, they realized that he was no longer there, and proceeded to cry profusely. After about half an hour of that, they decided to go find him.

Poor Legolas, while tearing to safety, had tripped over a stray sheep. One of the more negligent Elves had left it there to be blissfully unaware of its inevitable doom. Legolas lay unconscious on the ground, with the insane fan girls on his tail...

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Yet again, short. ::sniff:: It's so sad. I'm sorry. Reviews, please? They are nice. Like fluffy nougat on rich, milk chocolate...