Naruto AU - Sasuke was left isolated following the death of his clan. Cue impromptu distraction by means of another orphan who has been left behind and maybe, just maybe, Sasuke would learn to walk down a different path. And what's with the guy wearing the dog mask on that roof? One-shot.

Another day, another prank. The only difference is this time, the resident genius Nara Shikaku sits in on Naruto explaining how he did it to the Sandaime Hokage which leads to some startling truths.