Well hey there guys and dolls!!

What can I say about me? Probably not much since it's my least favorite topic! Lol!

Let's see...hmmmm... I love books, movies, long walks on the beach, coke and chocolate (both separate and together; trust me on this one, it's awesome!). I also love commas, but am having a secret affair with semicolons. My beta doesn't understand our love and keeps trying to separate us, but our love is unstoppable! ;) Reading/writing FanFic is my "dirty little secret", and I think Humpty Dumpty was less a fairy tale and more a statement about wasteful government spending. ;P

A few things I've learned in life are that it's hard to type while wearing a straitjacket, Elvis was right about fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, there is no magical place called "Go" that you can pass and receive $200 (I know. I've tried to find it), no matter how many times your little brother hits you...it's the moment you decide to hit him back that your mom will walk in the room, and that most likely you have already decided that the aforementioned straitjacket was used for a wise purpose. :P

Angst is the name of the game if you're gonna read my stuff, so be prepared. Oh, and one last thing... I am an adult (legally anyway) and would very much prefer that you are too if you're gonna take a walk through the land of TMM.

Thanks for stopping by!! :)