My name is Natalie I'm sixteen and a huge Harry Potter fan.

Favorites:

Books: Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Twilight, My Sisters Keeper, And many many others

T.V. shows: Wizards of Waverly, Place Sonny With a Chance, General Hospital, Eureka

Sports: soccer playing not watching

Pairings: Anything cannon and nothing else. If they were good enough for the author they're good enough for me.

Music: Taylor Swift, Owl City, Katy Perry, Lily Alan

Links: Taylor Swift Mary's Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F68dz8uAQPQ&feature=related

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Instructions:

1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

One of the Boys by Katy Perry… That’s nice JK

2.) Where will I get married?

Who’d have known by Lily Allen…

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Hot n Cold by Katy Perry… that’s sad

4.) What is/was high school like?

I Could Say by Lily Allen… so true

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Far Away by Ingrid Michealson…LOL

6.) How is today going to be?

Ur So Gay by Katy Perry…

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Tied Down by Colbie Caillat… apparently I have some unknown plans

8.)What song describes my parents?

Mary’s Song by Taylor Swift… that’s sweet

9.) How is my life going?

Air Traffic by Owl City…

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

Feelings Show by Colbie Caillat… A little late

11.) How does the world see me?

I kissed a Girl by Katy Perry… I find this offensive

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

West Coast Friendship by Owl City… This works

13) Do people secretly like me?

Fireflies by Owl City…

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Rainbow Veins by Owl City… Omg no

15.) What should I do with my life?

Umbrella Beach by Owl City… Is this trying to tell me something?

16.) Will I be happy?

Breakable by Ingrid Michaelson… apparently not

17.) What is some good advice?

The Hat by Ingrid Michaelson… ??

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

I’m Still Breathing by Katy Perry… Now that’s deppressing

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Tell Me Why by Taylor Swift… Am I that bad

20.) What type of guys do you like?

Cold As You by Taylor Swift… Apparently I shouldn’t date

21.) Will you get married?

Magic by Colbie Caillat… I think that’s a yes

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Change by Taylor Swift… that’s subtle

23.) Where will you live?

Tidal Wave by Owl City… Near the Ocean?

24.) What will your dying words be?

You’re Not Sorry by Taylor Swift… Am I murdered?

25.) Am I hot?

Never Gonna Happen by Lily Allen.. Well that’s nice

26.) What are your hobbies

Chinese by Lily Allen… Am I desperate?

27.)Do you like sports?

The Bird and the Worm by Owl City…

28.)Do you talk a lot?

Thinking of You by Katy Perry…

29.)Do you like books?

Tim McGraw by Taylor Swift…

30.)Do you like yourself?

Tied Together With a Smile by Taylor Swift… apparently not

~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's
~ A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
~I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.
~Some people say that things happen because other people make them. Some people say things happen for no reason. And I, know things happen because of Fate.
~Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
~Wherever I go, I'm looked down upon for my faith. People tell me I'm gong to hell for it. They discriminate me. Yet, I'm the one feeling sorry for them.
~Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.
~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
~If guns kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?
~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'
~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
~No I won't go to hell! They have a restraining order against me!
~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!
~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
~The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
~When in doubt, make words up!
~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.
~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies.
~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!
~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
~Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
~Welcome to the Internet! Pants optional.
~If I throw a stick, will you go away?
~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.
~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
~Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
~I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
~Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
~Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
~If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
~Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
~That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
~Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
~A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
~When in doubt, push random buttons!
~Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter
~I'm not cynical, everything just sucks
~I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid
~It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
~They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
~Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
~A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
~There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
~The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
~I'm not as dumb as you look
~The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
~We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
~If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
~Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
~Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
~I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
~They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
~Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
~Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
~I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
~It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
~Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
~Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
~Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
~Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
~The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
~I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.
~A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
~Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
~Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
~For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD!
~I don't get even, I get odder.
~I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.
~If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
~If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!
~Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

The diffrences between your Friends and Best Friends

A friend will comfert you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence.

A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

"what happened to Voldie's nose?? Michael Jackson stole it..." :P~ Erina

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate

I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.

A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!"

Good friends keep your secrets. True friends help you crucio the witnesses.

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"

Ignorance...It's your new best friend.~ Paramore

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Why Pick up Lines Never Work

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

boom.

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Thє Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug...

And I'm Proud To Bє Addιctєd TWILIGHT OATH:
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!
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...P...If
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...R...Have
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I am crazy
I really don't like daisies
I am loony, and I am toony
I burst out laughing for no reason at all
And, as I always say, even geniuses can run into walls
I can not explain possibly myself
Now I'm looking at a shelf
I really don't like daisies
I am crazy

A poem by, TwilightFreak84

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile (I got my friends addicted 2!)

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Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing was uncool 95 of girls would be dead. If you are one of the 5 laughing like mad put this on your page

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

SAD:

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Mommy...Dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism re-post this

If you're in Gifted class and think they call it that to make you feel special, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. --The Snuggie commercial!!--

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, alene236, books and candy

95 percent of all kids make fun of and laugh at other kids because you're different. If you're that 5 percent who laugh at that 95 percent because they're all the same, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days...

A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP-, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.